Hello again, everybody!

As I said last time, dont'cha just love the holidays? All of those beautiful lights and decorations up everywhere, lots of bargains in the stores (if all those mobs of people don't beat you to them first), and most importantly, lots of shows about the Disney theme parks! I mentioned a whole lot of programs airing soon in last week's post (if you missed that post, not to worry, I've got those shows listed again below), and it turns out that we've got some additions this week. We've got a new show on the Travel Channel that includes segments on some of our favorite attractions at the Disneyland Resort, additional airings of two shows about the holidays at Walt Disney World (both with very similar names) on the Food Network and the Travel Channel, and several airings of favorite shows about things to do and things that happen backstage at the Walt Disney World Resort. If you can't make it down to Anaheim or Orlando to take in the magic of the holidays Disney-style, this may just be the next best thing! Here's what's coming up. (As always, all times are PST and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted. Shows new to the listings are designated by an asterisk{*} after the description.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Tuesday, December 13, 7:00 a.m.; Saturday, December 17, 6:00 p.m.; Sunday, December 18, 10:00 p.m., Saturday, December 24, 1:00 p.m., and Sunday, December 25, 2:00 p.m., Food Network: "Holidays at Walt Disney World". Host Raven Symone takes us around the Walt Disney World Resort to show us all of the great food and food-based decorations that go into making the resort a special place to be during the holidays. Segments include a look at the creation of the Grand Floridian's giant gingerbread house and the Boardwalk's chocolate amusement park display, preparations for a dinner reception at Epcot's American Adventure pavilion, and a look at holiday celebrations and holiday foods from around the world at Epcot's World Showcase.

Monday, December 5, midnight, Food Network: "Behind The Bash: Disney's Anniversary Blow Out". Host Giada De Laurentiis takes us to Walt Disney World to witness the preparations for the May 5th kickoff of the Happiest Celebration on Earth, including the preparation of wonderful meals for 3,000 VIPs.

Monday, December 5, 9:30 a.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Yacht and Beach Club". Host Samantha Brown takes us on a tour of Walt Disney World's seaside-themed resorts and nearby attractions such as Disney's Boardwalk and Epcot's World Showcase. Watch as Samantha finds out why the sundae at Beaches and Cream is called "The Kitchen Sink!"

Thursday, December 8, 12:00 p.m.: "Disney's Imagineers". Learn about the process behind the creation of attractions for the Disney theme parks, from initial concept and design to construction and testing, and explore some of WDW's most popular attractions, such as Pirates of the Caribbean, Splash Mountain, and the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror.

Thursday, December 8, 1:00 p.m., 4:00 p.m., and 11:00 p.m. and Sunday, December 11, 12:00 p.m. and Tuesday, December 13,3:00 p.m.: "Walt Disney World : Behind The Scenes". Explore the history and the inner workings of the Florida Disney theme parks in an in-depth, behind the scenes tour of America's favorite vacation destination.

Thursday, December 8, 2:00 p.m.: "Fan's Guide: Walt Disney World". Four groups of ultimate Disney fans show the ways they make the most of a Walt Disney World vacation and share their secrets for finding the best shopping and dining, the shortest lines, and the biggest thrills at the Florida parks and resorts.

Thursday, December 8, 3:00 p.m., and Tuesday, December 13, 2:00 p.m.: "Disney's Animal Kingdom". A visit behind the scenes of Walt Disney World's fourth and newest theme park. Learn about the challenges of combining thrill rides and live animals; also have a look at the secrets behind "Dinosaur!", featuring Disney's largest Audio-Animatronic figures.

Thursday, December 8, 5:00 p.m. and 8:00 p.m., Sunday, December 11, 9:00 a.m., and Tuesday, December 13, 4:00 p.m. and 11:00 p.m.: "Walt Disney World Holidays". Host Samantha Brown heads to Walt Disney World for a festive holiday getaway, taking a look behind the scenes at all the work that goes into decorating the resort's parks and hotels for the holidays and seeing special events such as the visits by different countries' Santas to the World Showcase pavilions at Epcot, the Epcot tree lighting ceremony, Mickey's Very Merry Christmas Party, and the special holiday edition of the "Wishes" fireworks show at the Magic Kingdom.

Wednesday, December 14, 8:30 a.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Grand Californian Hotel". Host Samantha Brown visits the premier hotel of the Disneyland Resort, having breakfast with Disney characters at Storytellers' Cafe, getting a look at a large, exclusive, and luxurious suite, and joining a group of teenage hotel guests for some wild rides at Disney's California Adventure.

Wednesday, December 13, 5:00 p.m. and 8:00 p.m., and Thursday, December 14, 12:00 a.m. and 1:00 p.m., Discovery HD: "Undiscovered Walt Disney World". Discover some of the lesser-known things to do at the Walt Disney World Resort, including the Richard Petty Driving Experience, para-sailing on Bay Lake, dinner at Victoria and Albert's, DisneyQuest, La Nouba at Cirque du Soleil, and the Magic Kingdom's Spectromagic parade.

Saturday, December 25, 10:00 a.m. (2:30 p.m. on the West Coast), ABC-TV: "Walt Disney World Christmas Day Parade". Hosts Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa bring us the 22nd annual Christmas celebration from the Magic Kingdom in Orlando while Ryan Seacrest will lead the parade and performances from the Disneyland Resort in Anaheim. Guests and musical performers include Hayden Christensen, Lonestar, Vanessa Williams, Star Jones, Julie Andrews, Tiger Woods, John O'Hurley, Aly and AJ, Fantasia, The Cheetah Girls, and the stars of "The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe".

B. Shows Featuring Segments About Disney Theme Parks

Friday, December 9, 1:00 p.m., Turner South: Southern Living Presents - "Holiday, Part II". Features a segment on holiday celebrations at Epcot.

Wednesday, December 14, 1:00 p.m.: Theme Park Secrets - "The Wild West Coast". A program featuring looks behind the scenes some of the western states' most popular theme park attractions features segments on Disneyland's Indiana Jones Adventure and Soarin' Over California at Disney's California Adventure.*

C. Shows Taking Place at Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Sunday, December 11, 5:00 p.m., KOCE-TV Orange County CA (show will be airing during pledge period on other PBS stations; check local listings for time and channel): "Jim Brickman At The Magic Kingdom - A Disney Songbook". The piano virtuoso performs classic Disney songs in a performance from the Magic Kingdom. Featuring performances by Michael Bolton, Wayne Brady, Linda Eder, Lila McCain, Anne Cochran, and Tracy Silverman.

Well, that's going to do it for this time, folks. Have a good week and enjoy the holiday season {try to make it out of the mall in one piece :) }. I'll be back again soon; until then, take care, everyone!

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello everybody - yes, I'm actually back!!!

My apologies for being gone for so long, folks; I've spent the last several weeks traveling on one business trip after another, which didn't give me a lot of time to work on listings of Disney theme park shows on TV! Well, thing have finally settled down a bit (for now, at least, so I'm going to try and get back in the groove and bring you the listings again.

Looks like I picked a pretty good time to come back! We have all kinds of programs featuring the Disney theme parks coming up in the next couple of weeks. We have a couple of new shows about WDW on Food network for those of you who like to drool about all the yummy stuff they have to eat there (as opposed to others of us who'll just be drooling at the sight of WDW itself). We have specials featuring music at Disney as well as Disney music, almost a whole afternoon and evening of Disney theme park shows on the Travel Channel, and for you folks that like to get your Disney fix while you're brushing up on your Spanish, a Disney concert from a station based in Mexico. Last but certainly not least, we have everybody's favorite Christmas present from Disney - the Walt Disney World Christmas Parade, which is supposed to feature more coverage than usual from Disneyland in honor of its 50th anniversary. Dont'cha just love the holidays? Here's what's coming up. (All times are PST and all shows listed are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted.Shows new to the listings are noted with an asterisk{*} after the description.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Wednesday, November 30, 5:00 p.m. and 9:00 p.m; Tuesday, December 13, 7:00 a.m.; Saturday, December 17, 6:00 p.m.; Sunday, December 18, 10:00 p.m., Saturday, December 24, 1:00 p.m., and Sunday, December 25, 2:00 p.m., Food Network: "Holidays at Walt Disney World". Host Raven Symone takes us around the Walt Disney World Resort to show us all of the great food and food-based decorations that go into making the resort a special place to be during the holidays. Segments include a look at the creation of the Grand Floridian's giant gingerbread house and the Boardwalk's chocolate amusement park display, preparations for a dinner reception at Epcot's American Adventure pavilion, and a look at holiday celebrations and holiday foods from around the world at Epcot's World Showcase.*

Wednesday, November 30, 6:00 p.m. and 10:00 p.m.; Sunday, December 4, 4:00 p.m. and 8:00 p.m., and Monday, December 5, midnight, Food Network: "Behind The Bash: Disney's Anniversary Blow Out". Host Giada De Laurentiis takes us to Walt Disney World to witness the preparations for the May 5th kickoff of the Happiest Celebration on Earth, including the preparation of wonderful meals for 3,000 VIPs.*

Monday, December 5, 9:30 a.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Yacht and Beach Club". Host Samantha Brown takes us on a tour of Walt Disney World's seaside-themed resorts and nearby attractions such as Disney's Boardwalk and Epcot's World Showcase. Watch as Samantha finds out why the sundae at Beaches and Cream is called "The Kitchen Sink!"

Thursday, December 8, 12:00 p.m.: "Disney's Imagineers". Learn about the process behind the creation of attractions for the Disney theme parks, from initial concept and design to construction and testing, and explore some of WDW's most popular attractions, such as Pirates of the Caribbean, Splash Mountain, and the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror.

Thursday, December 8, 1:00 p.m., 4:00 p.m., and 11:00 p.m.: "Walt Disney World : Behind The Scenes". Explore the history and the inner workings of the Florida Disney theme parks in an in-depth, behind the scenes tour of America's favorite vacation destination.

Thursday, December 8, 2:00 p.m.: "Fan's Guide: Walt Disney World". Four groups of ultimate Disney fans show the ways they make the most of a Walt Disney World vacation and share their secrets for finding the best shopping and dining, the shortest lines, and the biggest thrills at the Florida parks and resorts.

Thursday, December 8, 3:00 p.m.: "Disney's Animal Kingdom". A visit behind the scenes of Walt Disney World's fourth and newest theme park. Learn about the challenges of combining thrill rides and live animals; also have a look at the secrets behind "Dinosaur!", featuring Disney's largest Audio-Animatronic figures.

Thursday, December 8, 5:00 p.m. and 8:00 p.m.: "Walt Disney World Holidays". Host Samantha Brown heads to Walt Disney World for a festive holiday getaway, taking a look behind the scenes at all the work that goes into decorating the resort's parks and hotels for the holidays and seeing special events such as the visits by different countries' Santas to the World Showcase pavilions at Epcot, the Epcot tree lighting ceremony, Mickey's Very Merry Christmas Party, and the special holiday edition of the "Wishes" fireworks show at the Magic Kingdom.

Saturday, December 25, 10:00 a.m. (2:30 p.m. on the West Coast), ABC-TV: "Walt Disney World Christmas Day Parade". Hosts Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa bring us the 22nd annual Christmas celebration from the Magic Kingdom in Orlando while Ryan Seacreast will lead the parade and performances from the Disneyland Resort in Anaheim. Guests and musical performers include Hayden Christensen, Lonestar, Vanessa Williams, Star Jones, Julie Andrews, Tiger Woods, John O'Hurley, Aly and AJ, Fantasia, The Cheetah Girls, and the stars of "The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe".*

B. Shows Featuring Segments About Disney Theme Parks

Tuesday, November 29, 4:00 a.m. and 1:00 p.m., Science Channel: Discover Magazine - "Fear". A program about one of mankind's most powerful emotions, how it affects us, and how we learn to overcome it features a segment on WDW's Twilight Zone Tower of Terror.

Friday, December 9, 1:00 p.m., Turner South: Southern Living Presents - "Holiday, Part II". Features a segment on holiday celebrations at Epcot.

C. Shows Taking Place at Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Friday, December 2, 8:00 p.m., and Sunday, December 4, 12:00 p.m., KVCR-TV, San Bernardino CA (show will be airing during pledge period on other PBS stations; check local listings for time and channel): "Jim Brickman At The Magic Kingdom - A Disney Songbook". The piano virtuoso performs classic Disney songs in a performance from the Magic Kingdom. Featuring performances by Michael Bolton, Wayne Brady, Linda Eder, Lila McCain, Anne Cochran, and Tracy Silverman.*

Saturday, December 3, 4:30 p.m. and 11:00 p.m., ONCE Mexico: Dentro Del Arte Con... - "Walt Disney Concert". Information on program not available; program will be broadcast in Spanish.*

Sunday, December 4, 9:00 p.m.. i Independent Television (check local listings or http://www.ionline.tv/stations/list.cfm for station in your area): "Night of Joy". Kirk Franklin hosts a holiday concert of contemporary Christian and gospel music from Walt Disney World. Features performances by Michael W. Smith, Steven Curtis Chapman, CeCe Winans, Jump 5, Jars of Clay, Jaci Velasquez, and Rebecca St. James.

Well, that's all I have folks! (All?!? Isn't that enough?!?) I'll be back again soon (unless my boss decides otherwise); until then, have a good week, stay warm, and take care, everyone!

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everyone!

Hope everybody's been having a good Labor Day weekend! I'm celebrating the weekend the way many men do - by trying to avoid any labor! Specifically, I'm trying to avoid my lovely fiancée and her "honey do" list. I mean, just because I have three whole days off, that doesn't mean -- oh wait, she's coming! Be right back. (Paul ducks under desk. Paul's fiancée peeks in the room, and not seeing Paul, continues on.) Whew, that was close.

Anyway, there's not much to tell you folks about this time out. We have a couple of sitcoms featuring Walt Disney World, a couple of Travel Channel favorites featuring Disneyland and Walt Disney World, a show with a segment about WDW for you folks in the South, and that's about it. The new fall season can't come soon enough for me - I want to see some new shows! Here's what's coming up. (As always, all times are PDT and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted.)

A. Shows Featuring Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Tuesday, September 6, 7:00 a.m.: "Fan's Guide: Walt Disney World". Four groups of ultimate Disney fans show the ways they make the most of a Walt Disney World vacation and share their secrets for finding the best shopping and dining, the shortest lines, and the biggest thrills at the Florida parks and resorts.

Tuesday, September 13, 7:00 a.m.: ""Disneyland Resort: Behind The Scenes". Explore the world-famous California theme park and its California-themed sister park and have a look at rides and shows such as the Matterhorn Bobsleds, the Indiana Jones Adventure, Soarin' Over California, and Aladdin: A Musical Spectacular. Gain access to places seldom seen by the public, including Walt Disney's private apartment and a secret club in New Orleans Square.

B. Shows With Segments About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Saturday, September 10, 12:00 p.m., Turner South: Southern Living Presents - "Disney Stunt Show". The program about Southern food, travel, homes and gardens features segments on the "Lights, Motors Action Extreme Stunt Show" at Walt Disney World.

C. Shows Taking Place At Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Tuesday, September 13, 12:30 p.m., ABC Family: Boy Meets World - "The Happiest Show on Earth". Cory heads to Walt Disney World with the hope of winning back Topanga, but she thinks he has other plans.

Thursday, September 15, 2:00 a.m., Nickolodeon : Full House - "The House Meets The Mouse (Part I)". The Tanner family visits Walt Disney World; Michelle is named "princess for a day", which leads to trouble between the sisters.

Thursday, September 15, 2:30 a.m., Nickolodeon: Full House - "The House Meets The Mouse (Conclusion)". Jesse & Jimmy have an unexpected visitor during their underwater radio show at Epcot; Danny proposes to Vicky.

Well, that's going to do it for now, folks! Now if you'll excuse me, I'd better sign off before -- oh, shoot. (Paul turns around in his swivel chair to find his lovely fiancée. He takes the "to do" list from her hand.) I'll get started on this in a minute, honey. (Fiancée kisses Paul and leaves.) Guess I'll be laboring today after all. Everybody have a good week, and I'll be back soon (if I ever finish this list, that is). Until then, take care everyone.

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everybody - I'm back!

First off, I want to apologize to all those folks who read my posts regularly for my absence last week - work has been, to put it mildly, overwhelming, and it doesn't look like things are going to let up anytime soon. I'll try to do my best to keep you informed of what's going on as far as Disney TV, but I'll let you know that it's going to be touch and go for the next few weeks.

Anyway, let's get down to business! Unfortunately, we're still a few weeks away from the start of the new TV season, so right now new shows about the Disney theme parks are about as rare as someone wearing a parka in Santa Monica or a gallon of gas with a reasonable price. :) I'm happy to announce that this time we have the first ever listing for a show about Hong Kong Disneyland. Now the bad news: Unless you subscribe to a satellite or cable system that offers Chinese-language programming or know somebody who does, you're probably not going to be able to see it. (If you have friends who have DirecTV and subscribe to their JadeWorld package, now's a good time to get REALLY friendly with 'em, folks!) Here's what's coming up. (As always, all times are PDT and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted. Shows new to the listings are noted by an asterisk {*} after the description.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Friday, September 2, 8:30 a.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Grand Californian Hotel". Host Samantha Brown visits the premier hotel of the Disneyland Resort, having breakfast with Disney characters at Storytellers' Cafe, getting a look at a large, exclusive, and luxurious suite, and joining a group of teenage hotel guests for some wild rides at Disney's California Adventure.

Saturday, September 3, 10:15 p.m., and Sunday, September 4, 4:30 a.m., Jade Channel: "Hong Kong Disneyland: The Story So Far". Program about the soon-to-be-opening Disney theme park in China.*

Tuesday, September 6, 7:00 a.m.: "Fan's Guide: Walt Disney World". Four groups of ultimate Disney fans show the ways they make the most of a Walt Disney World vacation and share their secrets for finding the best shopping and dining, the shortest lines, and the biggest thrills at the Florida parks and resorts.

Tuesday, September 13, 7:00 a.m.: ""Disneyland Resort: Behind The Scenes". Explore the world-famous California theme park and its California-themed sister park and have a look at rides and shows such as the Matterhorn Bobsleds, the Indiana Jones Adventure, Soarin' Over California, and Aladdin: A Musical Spectacular. Gain access to places seldom seen by the public, including Walt Disney's private apartment and a secret club in New Orleans Square.

B. Shows Featuring Segments About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Thursday, September 1, 4:00 a.m. and 1:00 p.m., Science Channel: Discover Magazine -"Fear". A program about one of mankind's most powerful emotions, how it affects us, and how we learn to overcome it features a segment on WDW's Twilight Zone Tower of Terror.

Saturday, September 10, 12:00 p.m., Turner South: Southern Living Presents - "Disney Stunt Show". The program about Southern food, travel, homes and gardens features segments on the "Lights, Motors Action Extreme Stunt Show" at Walt Disney World.

C. Shows Taking Place At Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Thursday, September 1, 6:30 p.m., Lifetime Real Women: The Things We Do For Love - "Gift of Life". A mother who was freed from years of illness by a transplanted kidney donated by her son fulfills his childhood dream of visiting Walt Disney World.

Friday, September 2, 10:00 a.m., ABC Family: Family Matters - "We're Going to Disney World (Part 1)". As a finalist in an inventors contest, Steve invites the Winslows on his trip to Walt Disney World, where Laura has a fantasy romance --with Stefan Urquelle.

Friday, September 2, 10:30 a.m., ABC Family: Family Matters - "We're Going to Disney World (Conclusion)". Myra rushes to Walt Disney World, fearing something is amiss with Steve - and it's no Mickey Mouse worry: He's proposed to Laura by the time Myra arrives.

Okay, folks, that's it for the listings and that's it for me -- I'm off to bed so later I can be off to work! Everybody have a great Labor Day weekend - enjoy the sun, the fun, and your barbecues, but please take a moment to remember the less fortunate, such as the folks who've lost their homes on the Gulf Coast (who you can help by donating to the American Red Cross) and Jerry's Kids (who you can help by donating to the Muscular Dystrophy Association during this weekend's Jerry Lewis Telethon). I'll see you again...soon, I hope! Until then, take care, everyone.

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everyone!

Well, everybody, the pickings are a might slim this time out. If you like Samantha Brown, your cup is gonna runneth over this week, because she's in about half the shows in our listings. If Sam's just a little too perky for you, and you have cable or satellite and live outside of a few states in the South, all you're going to have to choose from is two repeats on the Travel Channel. If you live in the South and you have cable or a dish, you can also have a look at the new stunt show at WDW in a new episode of a show on Ted Turner's regional channel, and that's it. Let's keep our fingers crossed for some new shows soon, folks. Meanwhile, here's what's coming up. (As always, all times are PDT and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted. Shows new to the listings are indicated by an asterisk {*} after the description.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Tuesday, August 16, 7:00 a.m.: "Disney Cruise Line". A close-up look at the public areas and behind the scenes on the Disney Magic and the Disney Wonder, including segments on the ships' planning, design and construction, visits to the galley, engine control room, a theatre hosting Broadway-style productions, the luxurious Walt Disney Suite, and a shore excursion to the Disney Cruise Line's private island, Castaway Cay.

Thursday, August 18, 8:00 a.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Grand Floridian." Host Samantha Brown shows us the premier hotel of the Walt Disney World Resort and spends some time having fun at the Magic Kingdom.

Friday, August 19, 8:00 a.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Yacht and Beach Club". Host Samantha Brown takes us on a tour of Walt Disney World's seaside-themed resorts and nearby attractions such as Disney's Boardwalk and Epcot's World Showcase. Watch as Samantha finds out why the sundae at Beaches and Cream is called "The Kitchen Sink!"

Sunday, August 21, 7:00 a.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Grand Californian Hotel". Host Samantha Brown visits the premier hotel of the Disneyland Resort, having breakfast with Disney characters at Storytellers' Cafe, getting a look at a large, exclusive, and luxurious suite, and joining a group of teenage hotel guests for some wild rides at Disney's California Adventure.

Tuesday, August 23, 7:00 a.m.: "Undiscovered Walt Disney World". Discover some of the lesser-known things to do at the Walt Disney World Resort, including the Richard Petty Driving Experience, para-sailing on Bay Lake,dinner at Victoria and Albert's, DisneyQuest, La Nouba at Cirque du Soleil, and the Magic Kingdom's Spectromagic parade.

B. Shows With Segments About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Saturday, August 20, 12:30 p.m., and Tuesday, August 24, 1:00 p.m., Turner South: Southern Living Presents - "Disney Stunt Show". The program about Southern food, travel, homes and gardens features a segment on the "Lights, Motors Action Extreme Stunt Show" at Walt Disney World.*

That's going to do it for this time! (Sorry, folks, but when things are this slow, witty remarks are kind of hard to come by.) Have a good week, try to stay cool, and take care, everyone!

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everyone!

It's early August, which means it's county fair time here in Oxnard! I love going to the fair every year; there's just so much to and see and do, like looking at the animals, entries, and exhibits, looking at the rides in the carnival (just looking, mind you - I wouldn't even even THINK about getting on half of the rides), and eating lots and lots of fair food. Actually, I'm beginning to think I may have already had a little too much fair food , because recently I've been getting queasy at the sight of anything fried, powdered, or topped with whipped cream. Well, I'm sure the feeling will pass soon. It had better - the fair ends Sunday and I still haven't had a deep-fried Oreo! ;)

If you can't get away to the fair or the beach or some other summer place, there's a nice variety of Disney park-related TV shows coming up in the next couple of weeks. There's not much to choose from, unfortunately, and very little of what's coming up is new; hopefully, things will get better as soon as the fall TV season gets going. Meanwhile, here's what's coming up. (All times are PDT and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted.Shows new to the listings are noted by an asterisk {*} after the description.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Tuesday, August 9, 7:00 a.m.: "Disney's Animal Kingdom". A visit behind the scenes of Walt Disney World's fourth and newest theme park. Learn about the challenges of combining thrill rides and live animals; also have a look at the secrets behind "Dinosaur!", featuring Disney's largest Audio-Animatronic figures.

Tuesday, August 9, 12:00 p.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Grand Californian Hotel". Host Samantha Brown visits the premier hotel of the Disneyland Resort, having breakfast with Disney characters at Storytellers' Cafe, getting a look at a large, exclusive, and luxurious suite, and joining a group of teenage hotel guests for some wild rides at Disney's California Adventure.

Saturday, August 13, 11:00 p.m., Discovery HD: "Undiscovered Walt Disney World". Discover some of the lesser-known things to do at the Walt Disney World Resort, including the Richard Petty Driving Experience, para-sailing on Bay Lake, dinner at Victoria and Albert's, DisneyQuest, La Nouba at Cirque du Soleil, and the Magic Kingdom's Spectromagic parade.

Tuesday, August 16, 7:00 a.m.: "Disney Cruise Line". A close-up look at the public areas and behind the scenes on the Disney Magic and the Disney Wonder, including segments on the ships' planning, design and construction, visits to the galley, engine control room, a theatre hosting Broadway-style productions, the luxurious Walt Disney Suite, and a shore excursion to the Disney Cruise Line's private island, Castaway Cay.

Thursday, August 18, 8:00 a.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Grand Floridian." Host Samantha Brown shows us the premier hotel of the Walt Disney World Resort and spends some time having fun at the Magic Kingdom.

B. Shows With Segments About Disney Theme Parks

Saturday, August 13, 7:00 p.m. and 10:00 p.m., and Sunday, August 14, 2:00 a.m. and 9:00 a.m., Science Channel: Super Structures of America - "Reach For The Sky." A program about America's engineering wonders includes a segment on Walt Disney World.

C. Shows Taking Place At Disney Theme Parks

Saturday, August 13, 9:00 a.m., Lifetime Real Women: The Things We Do For Love - "Trip to Disney World". A mother who was freed from years of illness by a transplanted kidney donated by her son fulfills his childhood dream of visiting Walt Disney World.

Sunday, August 14, 8:00 p.m., ABC-TV: Extreme Makeover: Home Edition - "Nick Family". A family from Arkansas visits Walt Disney World while the build team makes radical changes to their home and John Walsh lends his talents in searching for a member of the family who's been missing for 10 years.*

Well, folks, that's all the shows I have for now! The urge to have another corn dog has finally gotten too strong for me to resist, so I'd better wrap this up and get over to the fairgrounds. Everybody have a good week, stay cool (or at least stay out of the worst of the heat), and I'll talk to you again soon. Until next time, take care, everyone!

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everybody!

Sorry I'm late, folks. A friend of mine surprised me couple of days ago by letting me borrow her copy of "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" and I just haven't been able to put it down! I'm not quite done yet, but the book's been amazing so far. I still can't believe that -

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A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Wednesday, August 3, 12:00 p.m.: "Great Hotels - Disney's Wilderness Lodge". Host Samantha Brown explores the Walt Disney World hotel inspired by the great national park lodges, going on a quest to find the Fire Rock Geyser and taking a wild ride through the wilderness on the Magic Kingdom's Big Thunder Mountain Railroad.

Friday, August 5, 8:30 a.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Animal Kingdom Lodge". Host Samantha Brown takes us on a tour of Walt Disney World's African-themed resort, including a special early-morning safari for hotel guests at Disney's Animal Kingdom.

Saturday, August 6, 3:00 a.m., Discovery HD: "Walt Disney World Ultimate 10". A look at some of Walt Disney World's most thrilling attractions and the people who created and designed them.*

Tuesday, August 9, 7:00 a.m.: "Disney's Animal Kingdom". A visit behind the scenes of Walt Disney World's fourth and newest theme park. Learn about the challenges of combining thrill rides and live animals; also have a look at the secrets behind "Dinosaur!", featuring Disney's largest Audio-Animatronic figures.

Tuesday, August 9, 12:00 p.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Grand Californian Hotel". Host Samantha Brown visits the premier hotel of the Disneyland Resort, having breakfast with Disney characters at Storytellers' Cafe, getting a look at a large, exclusive, and luxurious suite, and joining a group of teenage hotel guests for some wild rides at Disney's California Adventure.

Saturday, August 13, 11:00 p.m., Discovery HD: "Undiscovered Walt Disney World". Discover some of the lesser-known things to do at the Walt Disney World Resort, including the Richard Petty Driving Experience, para-sailing on Bay Lake,dinner at Victoria and Albert's, DisneyQuest, La Nouba at Cirque du Soleil, and the Magic Kingdom's Spectromagic parade.

B. Shows With Segments About Disney Theme Parks

Saturday, August 13, 7:00 p.m. and 10:00 p.m., and Sunday, August 14, 2:00 a.m. and 9:00 a.m., Science Channel: Super Structures of America - "Reach For The Sky." A program about America's engineering wonders includes a segment on Walt Disney World.*

C. Shows Taking Place At Disney Theme Parks

Saturday, August 13, 9:00 a.m., Lifetime Real Women: The Things We Do For Love - "Trip to Disney World". A mother who was freed from years of illness by a transplanted kidney donated by her son fulfills his childhood dream of visiting Walt Disney World.

D. Bonus: Shows About The Walt Disney Company

Tuesday, August 9, 5:00 p.m. and 8:00 p.m., CNBC: CNBC On Assignment - "Rebellion in the Magic Kingdom". Shareholders sue The Walt Disney Company's board of directors over a gratuitous severance package.*

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-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello, everybody -- I'm back!

Oh, what a vacation! My fiancée and I had a wonderful time down Disneyland way; The NFFC Convention was, as always, a whole lot of fun, we got to see the King Tut exhibit in LA (maybe not quite the event the original King Tut exhibit was 30 years ago, but still amazing), we spent a fun day at the Orange County Fair, and, oh yeah, had a great time spending July 17th at Disneyland! I had such a fun time that I'm not sure what I'm going to do on my next vacation to top it.

That's all very well and good, Paul, you say, but we don't want a trip report, we want a listing of the Disney theme park shows coming up! Your wish is my command, folks. We have a nice selection of your favorite shows coming up in the next couple of weeks. Unfortunately, there are no new shows coming up this time; look at it as an opportunity to read the new Harry Potter book - assuming you can get it away from your kids, of course. Here's what's coming up. (As always, all times are PDT and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Tuesday, July 26, 7:00 a.m.: "Walt Disney World Resort: Behind the Scenes". Explore the history and the inner workings of the Florida Disney theme parks in an in-depth, behind the scenes tour of America's favorite vacation destination.

Thursday, July 28, 1:00 p.m.: "Fan's Guide: Walt Disney World". Four groups of ultimate Disney fans show the ways they make the most of a Walt Disney World vacation and share their secrets for finding the best shopping and dining, the shortest lines, and the biggest thrills at the Florida parks and resorts.

Thursday, July 28, 3:00 p.m.: "Disney's Animal Kingdom". A visit behind the scenes of Walt Disney World's fourth and newest theme park. Learn about the challenges of combining thrill rides and live animals; also have a look at the secrets behind "Dinosaur!", featuring Disney's largest Audio-Animatronic figures.

Tuesday, August 2, 7:00 a.m.: "Ultimate Walt Disney World". Discover how different thematic and mechanical elements are combined by the Imagineers to provide fun and excitement to guests on marquee Walt Disney World attractions such as Space Mountain, the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror, Test Track, Dinosaur, and Mission: Space.

Wednesday, August 3, 12:00 p.m.: "Great Hotels - Disney's Wilderness Lodge". Host Samantha Brown explores the Walt Disney World hotel inspired by the great national park lodges, going on a quest to find the Fire Rock Geyser and taking a wild ride through the wilderness on the Magic Kingdom's Big Thunder Mountain Railroad.

Friday, August 5, 8:30 a.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Animal Kingdom Lodge". Host Samantha Brown takes us on a tour of Walt Disney World's African-themed resort, including a special early-morning safari for hotel guests at Disney's Animal Kingdom.

B. Shows Taking Place at Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Wednesday, July 27, 9:30 a.m.: Vacation Challenge - "Disney World". Vacation planners vie to come up with the perfect plan for a family's vacation to Walt Disney World, including a plan emphasizing classic Disney experiences at the Magic Kingdom, a plan showcasing thrills and show biz at the Disney-MGM Studios, and a plan for a visit to Disney's Animal Kingdom emphasizing the family's love of animals.

Thursday, July 28, 8:00 a.m., The Learning Channel: A Perfect Proposal - "Joe and Angela". A surprise trip to Walt Disney World and a cruise aboard the Disney Magic are part of the plan leading to a marriage proposal.

Well, folks, that's going to do it for this time! I hope everyone makes it through this stretch of warm weather without any major problems - remember, folks, record high temperatures are a great reason for buying that big container of ice cream from the supermarket! - and that everyone has a good week. I'll be back again soon; until then, take care, everyone.

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, and a Happy Fourth of July, everybody!

I hope everybody's having a great three-day weekend; my weekend's been pretty busy so far- I decided to take advantage of the long weekend and do some overdue spring cleaning - but I'm going to make up for it by going to a concert of Disney theme park music at the Hollywood Bowl on the Fourth. I'm really looking forward to it! I wish some network would tape it and put it on TV, because there's not a lot of new stuff featuring the parks in our listings this time out. Hopefully, we'll see a little more TV coverage of Disneyland's 50th anniversary - the real one, not the promotional kickoff - in the next couple of weeks. Meanwhile, here's what's coming up. (As always, all times are PDT and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted. Shows new to the listings are noted by an asterisk{*} after the description.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Tuesday, July 5, 7:00 a.m.: "Disneyland Resort: Behind The Scenes". Explore the world-famous California theme park and its California-themed sister park and have a look at rides and shows such as the Matterhorn Bobsleds, the Indiana Jones Adventure, Soarin' Over California, and Aladdin: A Musical Spectacular. Gain access to places seldom seen by the public, including Walt Disney's private apartment and a secret club in New Orleans Square.

Tuesday, July 12, 4:00 a.m. and 1:00 p.m., Science Channel: Discover Magazine - "Fear". A program about one of mankind's most powerful emotions, how it affects us, and how we learn to overcome it features a segment on WDW's Twilight Zone Tower of Terror. (Poster's note: Readers of these posts have indicated that the program may not feature the segment on WDW indicated in the description. If other readers watch the program and can confirm that this is the case, please let me know and I'll drop this program from any future listings.)

Tuesday, July 12, 7:00 a.m.: "Disney's Imagineers". Learn about the process behind the creation of attractions for the Disney theme parks, from initial concept and design to construction and testing, and explore some of WDW's most popular attractions, such as Pirates of the Caribbean, Splash Mountain, and the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror.

Wednesday, July 13, 7:00 a.m.: "Disney's Animal Kingdom." A visit behind the scenes of Walt Disney World's fourth and newest theme park. Learn about the challenges of combining thrill rides and live animals; also have a look at the secrets behind "Dinosaur!", featuring Disney's largest Audio-Animatronic figures.

Wednesday, July 13, 3:00 p.m.: "Walt Disney World Resort: Behind The Scenes." Explore the history and the inner workings of the Florida Disney theme parks in an in-depth, behind the scenes tour of America's favorite vacation destination.

B. Shows With Segments About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Wednesday, July 6, 6:30 p.m., and Thursday, July 7, 1:00 a.m., KCET-TV, Los Angeles (may be shown on other PBS stations; check local listings for other times and stations in your area): "Life and Times". Includes a segment on Disneyland's 50th anniversary.*

C. Shows Taking Place At Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Friday, July 15, 11:00 a.m., Discovery HD: A Wedding Story - "Jen & Tom". A couple who met while portraying Cinderella and Prince Charming at Walt Disney World prepare for their real-life wedding.

D. Bonus: Shows Featuring Interviews With Walt Disney Company Executives

Tuesday, July 12, 10:00 a.m., ABC-TV: "The View". Includes an interview with outgoing Walt Disney Company CEO Michael Eisner.*

And that's going to do it for this time, folks! Well, I'm sorry to say that this'll be the last time you're going to hear from me from me for a couple of weeks; next weekend, I'll be in Garden Grove, CA attending the NFFC's annual convention - if you see me and my lovely fiancée there, please stop me and say hi! After the convention, we're going to stay in the area for a couple of days - I seem to recall that there'll be something important going on that weekend at a theme park in Anaheim. :) For those of you who don't want to take a chance at missing a Disney theme park TV show while I'm gone, please have a look at Kirby Bartlett-Sloan's Disney Theme Parks TV for the Week website at http://www.bartlett-sloan.net/tv/. Thanks for reading, have a happy and safe Fourth of July weekend - please, folks, go enjoy a professional fireworks show in your area instead of lighting them off yourselves at home! - and I'll see you when I get back. Until then, take care, everyone!

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"
+++++ On 7/17/05 , I'll be deceased, destitute, or at Disneyland! +++++

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everyone!

Well, folks, here we are - summer! Yeah, I know it seems like summer started around May 1, but we're not talking about summer sales and summer movies here, folks - we're talking about the summer solstice, the longest day and the day summer traditionally begins. I don't know if I can take the days being any longer than they already are - I mean, it's already way past 8 and there's still light out. I'm going to need to go to bed wearing sunglasses if this keeps up. :)

Anyway, even though the TV season has officially ended (maybe because it has, I don't know), we have quite a few shows about the Disney parks coming up. We have three shows featuring folks combining two summer traditions - Disney vacations and getting married (well, getting engaged, actually); we'll also have some of our Travel Channel favorites, as well as an episode of "America's Funniest Home Videos" that'll have a lot of us green with envy. No, not because we secretly wish that someday Uncle Ernie will get whacked in the groin with a Wiffle Bat. We'll be envious because three extremely lucky people will be competing for the ultimate Disney fan's trip - a visit to all 11 Disney theme parks! Here's what's coming up. (As always, all times are PDT and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted. Shows new to the listings are noted by an asterisk {*} after the description.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Sunday, June 26, 3:00 a.m., Discovery HD: "Disneyland Resort: Behind The Scenes". Explore the world-famous California theme park and its California-themed sister park and have a look at rides and shows such as the Matterhorn Bobsleds, the Indiana Jones Adventure, Soarin' Over California, and Aladdin: A Musical Spectacular. Gain access to places seldom seen by the public, including Walt Disney's private apartment and a secret club in New Orleans Square.

Tuesday, June 28, 7:00 a.m: "Inside Walt Disney Studios Paris". A look at the construction, the shows, parades, and attractions of Disney's newest theme park, a movie studio park in Europe featuring movie-based attractions such as "Cinemagique", "Armageddon", and the "Moteurs Action" stunt show (a clone of which recently opened at Walt Disney World), as well as thrill rides such as "Rock N Roller Coaster Starring Aerosmith".

Tuesday, June 28, 8:00 a.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Grand Californian Hotel". Host Samantha Brown visits the premier hotel of the Disneyland Resort, having breakfast with Disney characters at Storytellers' Cafe, getting a look at a large, exclusive, and luxurious suite, and joining a group of teenage hotel guests for some wild rides at Disney's California Adventure.

Tuesday, June 28, 12:00 p.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Animal Kingdom Lodge". Host Samantha Brown takes us on a tour of Walt Disney World's African-themed resort, including a special early-morning safari for hotel guests at Disney's Animal Kingdom.

B. Shows With Segments About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Wednesday, June 22, 7:00 a.m., Food Network: Wolfgang Puck - "Adventures in Seafood". Includes a segment on the Avalon Cove Restaurant at Disney's California Adventure (now re-named "Ariel's Grotto" and no longer operated by Wolfgang Puck).

C. Shows Taking Place At Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Thursday, June 23, 9:30 a.m.: Vacation Challenge - "Disney World". Vacation planners vie to come up with the perfect plan for a family's vacation to Walt Disney World, including a plan emphasizing classic Disney experiences at the Magic Kingdom, a plan showcasing thrills and show biz at the Disney-MGM Studios, and a plan for a visit to Disney's Animal Kingdom emphasizing the family's love of animals.

Saturday, June 25, 10:00 p.m., ABC-TV: "America's Funniest Home Videos". Part one of the season finale from Walt Disney World has three $100,000 prize winners from earlier shows vying for a grand prize of a trip to all 11 Disney theme parks.*

Monday, June 27, 8:00 a.m., The Learning Channel: A Perfect Proposal - "Jon and Liz". A voyage on the Disney Cruise Line and an adventure-filled day on Castaway Cay leads to a marriage proposal.*

Wednesday, June 29, 8:00 a.m., The Learning Channel: A Perfect Proposal - "Eric and Tasha". A plan for a proposal includes a surprise cruise on the Disney Cruise Line, and a photo montage of the couple's life together presented in the Walt Disney Theater onboard.

Thursday, June 30, 8:00 a.m., The Learning Channel: The Learning Channel: A Perfect Proposal - "Brian and Cathie". The proposal plan for a woman who's a big Disney fan includes a cruise on the Disney Cruise Line and a VIP tour ending with a big hug from Mickey Mouse and a diamond ring.

Saturday, July 2, 10:00 p.m., ABC-TV: "America's Funniest Home Videos". The conclusion of the season finale from Walt Disney World has three $100,000 prize winners from earlier shows vying for a grand prize of a trip to all 11 Disney theme parks.*

OK folks, that's about all I have for this time. It's getting late, so I'd better get to bed - the sun will be out soon.Wait a minute... it's out already! (Looks at watch) I don't believe this! (Sighs.) I hate summer. Have a good week, folks, and take care, everyone! --

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"
+++++ On 7/17/05 , I'll be deceased, destitute, or at Disneyland! +++++

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everyone!

You know the interesting thing about doing these posts? You never know what'll pop up from week to week. Take this week, for example; a lot of new listings have come up for shows in the next couple of weeks, several of which are for shows that were broadcast last week! Well, if you missed one of these shows the first time, or you really enjoyed one but forgot to tape it, consider this your second chance, folks. :) We have a little of everything again in the listings - Disney resorts, DCL, food at WDW, reality TV, country music, sitcoms, several visits by our old friend Samantha Brown, and even an interview of the Big Cheese himself on PBS. (No, not Mickey - the other Big Cheese.) Here's what's coming up. As always, all times are PDT and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted. Shows new to the listings are indicated by an asterisk {*} after the description.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Monday, June 13, 7:00 a.m.: "Disney's Great Escapes". A show about the many things to see and do at Walt Disney World's deluxe resorts.

Tuesday, June 14, 8:00 a.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Grand Floridian". Host Samantha Brown shows us the premier hotel of the Walt Disney World resort and spends some time having fun at the Magic Kingdom.

Wednesday, June 15, 8:00 a.m.: Great Hotels: "Disney's Yacht and Beach Club". Host Samantha Brown takes us on a tour of Walt Disney World's seaside-themed resorts and nearby attractions such as Disney's Boardwalk and Epcot's World Showcase. Watch as Samantha finds out why the sundae at Beaches and Cream is called "The Kitchen Sink!"

Friday, June 17, 7:00 p.m. and 11:00 p.m.; Saturday, June 18, 1:00 p.m.; Sunday, June 19, 2:00 p.m.,; and Monday, June 20, 7:00 a.m., Food Network: Unwrapped - "Walt Disney World". A peek behind the scenes at Walt Disney World shows what goes into making the food that delights Disney theme park guests, including segments on Mickey Mouse chocolate-covered ice cream bars, turkey legs, Chef Mickey's at the Contemporary Resort, and the preparation of Fairy Tale Wedding cakes.

Monday, June 20, 8:00 a.m.: "Undiscovered Walt Disney World". Discover some of the lesser-known things to do at the Walt Disney World Resort, including the Richard Petty Driving Experience, para-sailing on Bay Lake,dinner at Victoria and Albert's, DisneyQuest, La Nouba at Cirque du Soleil, and the Magic Kingdom's Spectromagic parade.

Monday, June 20, 4:00 p.m. and 11:00 p.m.: "Disney Cruise Line". A close-up look at the public areas and behind the scenes on the Disney Magic and the Disney Wonder, including segments on the ships' planning, design and construction, visits to the galley, engine control room, a theatre hosting Broadway-style productions, the luxurious Walt Disney Suite, and a shore excursion to the Disney Cruise Line's private island, Castaway Cay.

Tuesday, June 28, 7:00 a.m: "Inside Walt Disney Studios Paris". A look at the construction, the shows, parades, and attractions of Disney's newest theme park, a movie studio park in Europe featuring movie-based attractions such as "Cinemagique", "Armageddon", and the "Moteurs Action" stunt show (a clone of which recently opened at Walt Disney World), as well as thrill rides such as "Rock N Roller Coaster Starring Aerosmith".

Tuesday, June 28, 8:00 a.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Grand Californian Hotel". Host Samantha Brown visits the premier hotel of the Disneyland Resort, having breakfast with Disney characters at Storytellers' Cafe, getting a look at a large, exclusive, and luxurious suite, and joining a group of teenage hotel guests for some wild rides at Disney's California Adventure.

Tuesday, June 28, 12:00 p.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Animal Kingdom Lodge". Host Samantha Brown takes us on a tour of Walt Disney World's African-themed resort, including a special early-morning safari for hotel guests at Disney's Animal Kingdom.

B. Shows With Segments About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Wednesday, June 22, 7:00 a.m., Food Network: Wolfgang Puck - "Adventures in Seafood". Includes a segment on the Avalon Cove Restaurant at Disney's California Adventure (now re-named "Ariel's Grotto" and no longer operated by Wolfgang Puck).

C. Shows Taking Place At Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Monday, June 13, 9:00 a.m., ABC Family; Saturday, June 18, 10:00 p.m, and Sunday, June 19, 5:00 a.m., Nickolodeon: Full House - "The House Meets The Mouse (Part 1)". The Tanner family visits Walt Disney World; Michelle is named "princess for a day", which leads to trouble between the sisters.

Monday, June 13, 9:30 a.m., ABC Family; Sunday, June 19, 5:30 a.m., Nickolodeon: Full House - "The House Meets The Mouse (Conclusion)". Jesse & Jimmy have an unexpected visitor during their underwater radio show at Epcot; Danny proposes to Vicky.

Wednesday, June 15, 10:30 p.m., and Thursday, June 16, 5:30 p.m., Noggin: Sabrina The Teenage Witch - "Disney World". While visiting Disney's Animal Kingdom, Sabrina makes a potion that will transform her into an animal, but Valerie takes the potion for herself and Libby.

Friday, June 17, 7:00 p.m., Country Music Television: "LeAnn Rimes In Concert". A concert from Walt Disney World is intercut the comments from the singer and clips with her family, friends, and band.

Monday, June 20, 5:00p.m. and 9:00 p.m., Arts & Entertainment Network: Airline - "Risky Business". Features a segment about a terminally ill child flying to Walt Disney World.*

Thursday, June 23, 9:30 a.m.: Vacation Challenge - "Disney World". Vacation planners vie to come up with the perfect plan for a family's vacation to Walt Disney World, including a plan emphasizing classic Disney experiences at the Magic Kingdom, a plan showcasing thrills and show biz at the Disney-MGM Studios, and a plan for a visit to Disney's Animal Kingdom emphasizing the family's love of animals.

D. Bonus: Shows Featuring Disney-Related Interviews

Monday, June 13, 11:00 p.m., KCET-TV Los Angeles; Sunday, June 19, 5:00 p.m. and 8:00 p.m., PBSYOU (may be broadcast at other times on other PBS stations; check local listings for times in your area): "Charlie Rose". Features an interview with outgoing Disney CEO Michael Eisner.*

All right, folks, that's going to do it for this time. Drop on by again next week and we'll see what additional surprises we'll have for you; until then, have a good week, watch out for that almost-summer sun {I have a nasty little reminder of what happens if you don't - ouch!} and take care, everyone!

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"
+++++ On 7/17/05 , I'll be deceased, destitute, or at Disneyland! +++++

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everybody!

Make sure you're comfortable before you read this week's listings, folks - this is going to be a long one! We have a lot of shows coming up in the next couple of weeks; I guess the people who program the cable networks have realized it's almost summer and have decided to remind us (or their bosses?) that it's a good time for a vacation to a Disney park. We have several favorites from the Travel Channel and a sitcom or two, plus we even have a couple of shows new to the listings - something I always enjoy! Here's what's coming up. (As always, all times are PDT and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted. Shows new to the listings are indicated by an asterisk {*} after the description.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Wednesday, June 8, 7:00 a.m.: "Fan's Guide - Walt Disney World". Four groups of ultimate Disney fans show the ways they make the most of a Walt Disney World vacation and share their secrets for finding the best shopping and dining, the shortest lines, and the biggest thrills at the Florida parks and resorts.

Saturday, June 11, 6:00 p.m. and 10:00 p.m., Food Network: Unwrapped - "Walt Disney World". A peek behind the scenes at Walt Disney World shows what goes into making the food that delights Disney theme park guests, including segments on Mickey Mouse chocolate-covered ice cream bars, turkey legs, Chef Mickey's at the Contemporary Resort, and the preparation of Fairy Tale Wedding cakes.

Monday, June 13, 7:00 a.m.: "Disney's Great Escapes". A show about the many things to see and do at Walt Disney World's deluxe resorts.*

Tuesday, June 14, 8:00 a.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Grand Floridian". Host Samantha Brown shows us the premier hotel of the Walt Disney World resort and spends some time having fun at the Magic Kingdom.

Wednesday, June 15, 8:00 a.m.: Great Hotels: "Disney's Yacht and Beach Club". Host Samantha Brown takes us on a tour of Walt Disney World's seaside-themed resorts and nearby attractions such as Disney's Boardwalk and Epcot's World Showcase. Watch as Samantha finds out why the sundae at Beaches and Cream is called "The Kitchen Sink!"

Monday, June 20, 8:00 a.m.: "Undiscovered Walt Disney World". Discover some of the lesser-known things to do at the Walt Disney World Resort, including the Richard Petty Driving Experience, para-sailing on Bay Lake,dinner at Victoria and Albert's, DisneyQuest, La Nouba at Cirque du Soleil, and the Magic Kingdom's Spectromagic parade.

Tuesday, June 28, 7:00 a.m: "Inside Walt Disney Studios Paris". A look at the construction, the shows, parades, and attractions of Disney's newest theme park, a movie studio park in Europe featuring movie-based attractions such as "Cinemagique", "Armageddon", and the "Moteurs Action" stunt show (a clone of which recently opened at Walt Disney World), as well as thrill rides such as "Rock N Roller Coaster Starring Aerosmith".

Tuesday, June 28, 8:00 a.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Grand Californian Hotel". Host Samantha Brown visits the premier hotel of the Disneyland Resort, having breakfast with Disney characters at Storytellers' Cafe, getting a look at a large, exclusive, and luxurious suite, and joining a group of teenage hotel guests for some wild rides at Disney's California Adventure.

Tuesday, June 28, 12:00 p.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Animal Kingdom Lodge". Host Samantha Brown takes us on a tour of Walt Disney World's African-themed resort, including a special early-morning safari for hotel guests at Disney's Animal Kingdom.

B. Shows Taking Place At Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Friday, June 10, 9:00 a.m., Lifetime Real Women: The Things We Do For Love - "Trip to Disney World". A mother who was freed from years of illness by a transplanted kidney donated by her son fulfills his childhood dream of visiting Walt Disney World.*

Monday, June 13, 9:00 a.m., ABC Family: Full House - "The House Meets The Mouse (Part 1)". The Tanner family visits Walt Disney World; Michelle is named "princess for a day", which leads to trouble between the sisters.

Monday, June 13, 9:30 a.m., ABC Family: Full House - "The House Meets The Mouse (Conclusion)". Jesse & Jimmy have an unexpected visitor during their underwater radio show at Epcot; Danny proposes to Vicky.

Wednesday, June 15, 10:30 p.m., and Thursday, June 16, 5:30 p.m., Noggin: Sabrina The Teenage Witch - "Disney World". While visiting Disney's Animal Kingdom, Sabrina makes a potion that will transform her into an animal, but Valerie takes the potion for herself and Libby.

And that's going to do it for this time folks (much to the delight of the two fingers I use for typing!). Everybody have a good week, and I'll be back again soon. Until then, take care, everyone!

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"
+++++ On 7/17/05 , I'll be deceased, destitute, or at Disneyland! +++++

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everyone - happy Memorial Day!

I've a got the day off and it's a beautiful day outside - so naturally, I'm spending the day indoors! No, I don't have anything against sunny days - I just got "A Musical History of Disneyland" from Disneydirect.com, and I'm having such a great time listening to it that the last thing I want to do is turn off the CD player and go outside. Definitely worth picking up a copy if you're a fan of the Disney parks, folks.

Geek's Note: I have to second this, it is a great set and if you cannot get to the parks, Disneydirect.com has the regular edition available and later this year Amazon will too. Also looking forward to the Disney Fishing show mentioned below. We have fished the various Disney excursions several times over the years.

Of course, you're not here to read about what I think about Disney theme park music CDs - you're here to find out when shows featuring the parks will be on TV! Well, folks, the pickings are a little light, but you'll be getting a little of everything this week - some classic TV shows, a couple of shows on the Travel Channel, even a show about fishing at WDW. Well, you can't complain about the variety, at least. Here's what's coming up. (As always, all times are PDT and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted. Shows new to the listings are noted with an asterisk {*} after the description.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Thursday, June 2, 8:30 a.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Animal Kingdom Lodge". Host Samantha Brown takes us on a tour of Walt Disney World's African-themed resort, including a special early-morning safari for hotel guests at Disney's Animal Kingdom.

Wednesday, June 8, 7:00 a.m.: "Fan's Guide - Walt Disney World". Four groups of ultimate Disney fans show the ways they make the most of a Walt Disney World vacation and share their secrets for finding the best shopping and dining, the shortest lines, and the biggest thrills at the Florida parks and resorts.

B. Shows Taking Place At Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Wednesday, June 1, 8:00 a.m.; and Saturday, June 4, 6:00 a.m., Outdoor Channel: Hook the Future - "Disney Trout". A show about the opportunities to fish at the Walt Disney World Resort.*

Monday, June 6, 11:00 a.m., ABC Family: Step by Step - "We're Going to Disney World (Part I)". Frank's mom treats everyone to a trip to WDW, but there's some unexpected baggage - Rich and Flash; J.T. and Rick don't waste any time in pursuing girls. Special guest: June Lockhart.

Monday, June 6, 11:30 a.m., ABC Family: Step by Step - "We're Going to Disney World (Conclusion)". During a trip to WDW, Flash tries to break a record for visiting every attraction, money and women come between J.T. and Rick, and the girls argue over a singing contest.

Well, that's going to do it for this time, folks. Have a good rest of the Memorial Day weekend, have a great week and a great June! Until next time, take care, everyone.

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"
+++++ On 7/17/05 , I'll be deceased, destitute, or at Disneyland! +++++

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everybody!

Can you believe it's almost summertime again? We've got less than a week to go until the official kickoff of the summer. No, not the day you'll be able to"Star Wars" without waiting in line for an hour - I'm talking about Memorial Day weekend. It looks like we got our start to the summer a week early here - we've had beautiful, warm weather here in Southern California. Hope the weather's just as nice where you are, or at least hoping that it will be nice soon. It had better be nice enough for you to get out - after this week, things are looking pretty quiet. Stock up on your suntan lotion, folks - or buy those plane tickets to Walt Disney World! Anyway, here's what's coming up. (As always, all times are PDT and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

May 26, 1:00 p.m.: "Disney's Imagineers". Learn about the process behind the creation of attractions for the Disney theme parks, from initial concept and design to construction and testing, and explore some of WDW's most popular attractions, such as Pirates of the Caribbean, Splash Mountain, and the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror.

Saturday, May 28, 11:00 p.m.: "Disney's Animal Kingdom." A visit behind the scenes of Walt Disney World's fourth and newest theme park. Learn about the challenges of combining thrill rides and live animals; also have a look at the secrets behind "Dinosaur!", featuring Disney's largest Audio-Animatronic figures.

Thursday, June 2, 8:30 a.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Animal Kingdom Lodge". Host Samantha Brown takes us on a tour of Walt Disney World's African-themed resort, including a special early-morning safari for hotel guests at Disney's Animal Kingdom.

B. Shows With Segments About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Tuesday, May 24, 4:00 p.m., and Wednesday, May 25, 12:00 midnight and 8:00 a.m., Science Channel: Discover Magazine - "Fear". A program about one of mankind's most powerful emotions, how it affects us, and how we learn to overcome it features a segment on WDW's Twilight Zone Tower of Terror.

C. Shows Taking Place at Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Wednesday, May 25, 2:00 a.m., Disney Channel; Thursday, May 26, 12:00 noon, ABC Family: Boy Meets World - "The Happiest Show on Earth". Cory heads to Walt Disney World with the hope of winning back Topanga, but she thinks he has other plans.

Well, that's going to do it for this time, folks! Have a good week, have a wonderful Memorial Day weekend - have a couple of grilled hot dogs for me! - and take care, everyone.

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"
+++++ On 7/17/05 , I'll be deceased, destitute, or at Disneyland! +++++

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everybody!

My apologies for not posting last week and for posting late this week - my "real world" schedule required me to take an unscheduled, unplanned and unanticipated break from posting! But I'm back now - and just in time, too; looks like we've got quite a few shows coming up in the next few days. Nothing new, alas, but if you're a Disney fan, at least you'll have something to watch at home while the kids (and your significant other) leave for the theatre to stand in line to see "Star Wars: Episode III." :) Here's what's coming up. (As always, all times are PDT and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Thursday, May 19, 8:30 a.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Wilderness Lodge". Host Samantha Brown explores the Walt Disney World hotel inspired by the great national park lodges, going on a quest to find the Fire Rock Geyser and taking a wild ride through the wilderness on the Magic Kingdom's Big Thunder Mountain Railroad.

Saturday, May 21, 2:00 a.m., Discovery HD: "Undiscovered Walt Disney World". Discover some of the lesser-known things to do at the Walt Disney World Resort, including the Richard Petty Driving Experience, para-sailing on Bay Lake, dinner at Victoria and Albert's, DisneyQuest, La Nouba at Cirque du Soleil, and the Magic Kingdom's Spectromagic parade.

Monday, May 25, 7:00 a.m.: "Inside Disneyland Paris". A look behind the scenes at the rides, shows, and entertainment at Disney's first European theme park, including a look at headliner attractions such as "Space Mountain", "Honey, I Shrunk The Audience", and "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Peril."

Monday, May 25, 12:30 p.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Grand Californian Hotel". Host Samantha Brown visits the premier hotel of the Disneyland Resort, having breakfast with Disney characters at Storytellers' Cafe, getting a look at a large, exclusive, and luxurious suite, and joining a group of teenage hotel guests for some wild rides at Disney's California Adventure.

Tuesday, May 26, 1:00 p.m.: "Disney's Imagineers". Learn about the process behind the creation of attractions for the Disney theme parks, from initial concept and design to construction and testing, and explore some of WDW's most popular attractions, such as Pirates of the Caribbean, Splash Mountain, and the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror.

B. Shows With Segments About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Thursday, May 19, 10:30 a.m., and Saturday, May 21, 12:00 noon, Fine Living Network: "Wall Street Journal Weekend". Includes a segment on secrets for beating the crowds at Disneyland.

Tuesday, May 24, 4:00 p.m., and Wednesday, May 25, 12:00 midnight and 8:00 a.m., Science Channel: Discover Magazine - "Fear". A program about one of mankind's most powerful emotions, how it affects us, and how we learn to overcome it features a segment on WDW's Twilight Zone Tower of Terror.

C. Shows Taking Place at Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Wednesday, May 25, 2:00 a.m., Disney Channel; Thursday, May 26, 12:00 noon, ABC Family: Boy Meets World - "The Happiest Show on Earth". Cory heads to Walt Disney World with the hope of winning back Topanga, but she thinks he has other plans.

All right, folks, that's going to do it for me for this time - it's almost time for me to go see "Episode III". Midnight showing - I'm so excited! I...<yawn>...hope I can stay awake through the end of the movie - I know I shouldn't have gotten up at...<yawn> 5:00 to go into work early. Oh, well. I'll see you next time...<yawn>... and... take... care... every... ooooonnnee.... <snoring>

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"
+++++ On 7/17/05 , I'll be deceased, destitute, or at Disneyland! +++++

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everybody!

We're down to the final days before the start of The Happiest Celebration on Earth - is everybody excited? I know I can't wait to get to the Disney parks to be a part of it. So much to see, so much to do, so much to buy! ;) Until I can get down to Disneyland to take it all in, I'm going to be looking for just about anything on the start of the festivities on TV and everywhere else in the media

Fortunately of me (and for all of us), there's going to be plenty of opportunities to see the parks on TV. There's going to be a lot of coverage of the kickoff of The Happiest Celebration on Earth; several TV programs this week are going to broadcast segments about the Park. All next week, Regis and Kelly will spend the week at both of the U.S. Magic Kingdoms. Throw in a couple of weeks of "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" from Orlando, a few shows from the Travel Channel and a couple of programs on other cable networks featuring at least a segment on the Disney parks, and we've got a lot of good stuff to choose from in the next couple of weeks! Here's what's coming up. (As always, all times are PDT and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted. Shows new to the listings are noted by an asterisk{*} after the description.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Monday, May 2, 7:00 a.m., and Thursday, May 5, 3:00 p.m.: "Walt Disney World Resort: Behind The Scenes." Explore the history and the inner workings of the Florida Disney theme parks in an in-depth, behind the scenes tour of America's favorite vacation destination.

Thursday, May 5, 4:00 p.m. and 11:00 p.m.: "Disney Cruise Line". A close-up look at the public areas and behind the scenes on the Disney Magic and the Disney Wonder, including segments on the ships' planning, design and construction, visits to the galley, engine control room, a theatre hosting Broadway-style productions, the luxurious Walt Disney Suite, and a shore excursion to the Disney Cruise Line's private island, Castaway Cay.

Thursday, May 12, 7:00 a.m.: "Disneyland Resort: Behind The Scenes."Explore the world-famous California theme park and its California-themed sister park and have a look at rides and shows such as the Matterhorn Bobsleds, the Indiana Jones Adventure, Soarin' Over California, and Aladdin: A Musical Spectacular. Gain access to places seldom seen by the public, including Walt Disney's private apartment and a secret club in New Orleans Square.

B. Shows With Segments About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Monday, May 2, syndicated (check local listings for time and station in your area): "Extra". Includes a segment about a secret at Disneyland.*

Thursday, May 5, 7:00 a.m., ABC-TV: "Good Morning America". Features a report on Disneyland's 50th anniversary.*

Thursday, May 5, syndicated (check local listings for time and station in your area): "Access Hollywood." Includes a segment on Disneyland's 50th anniversary.*

Sunday, May 8, 10:30 a.m., and Friday, May 13, 4:00 p.m., Fine Living Network: "Wall Street Journal Weekend". Includes a segment on secrets for beating the crowds at Disneyland.

C. Shows Taking Place At Disney Resorts and Theme Parks

Monday, May 2, 8:00 a.m., The Learning Channel: A Perfect Proposal - "Joe and Angela." A surprise trip to Walt Disney World and a cruise aboard the Disney Magic are part of the plan leading to a marriage proposal.

Monday, May 9 - Friday, May 13, syndicated (check local listings for time and station in your area): "Live With Regis and Kelly." Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa take part in The Happiest Celebration on Earth by hosting shows from Disneyland (May 11 and 12) and Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom (May 9, 10, and 13).

Monday, May 16 - Friday, June 10 (ending date unconfirmed), syndicated (check local listings for time and channel): "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire." In honor of the Happiest Celebration on Earth, Meredith Viera hosts a series of shows from the "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire - Play It!" soundstage at the Disney-MGM Studios. The programs include "Walk In and Win Week", where visitors to the theme park play "Millionaire" for a chance at a million dollars.

All right, everyone, that's going to do it for me this time. But in honor of Happiest Celebration, I've got a question for all of you! This year, we'll celebrating the 50th anniversary of not only Disneyland the theme park but also "Disneyland" the television series; we've had a lot of chances to visit the Disney parks via our TV sets over the years; a lot of folks have said that seeing Disneyland on TV inspired them to visit the parks for real. With that in mind, here's my question: Of all the Disney theme park moments you've seen on TV over the years, what's been your favorite and why? C'mon, don't be shy - we'd all love to hear from you! While I'm waiting to hear from you, I hope you have a good week. Until next time, take care, everyone!

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"
+++++ On 7/17/05 , I'll be deceased, destitute, or at Disneyland! +++++

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everybody!

We Disney fans tend to be a pretty upbeat bunch, but I can understand if a few of you out there might be a little down right now. I mean, here we are almost at the beginning of the Happiest Celebration on Earth, but you're not going to be at Disneyland or Walt Disney World on May 5th. It's not for lack of trying - you wrote your best essay about why you should be picked as the Happiest Passholder on Earth, you registered your AP on disneyland.com, and you even listened to that lame morning show on the radio day after day trying to win passes to one of the Disney preview parties, but no dice. Well, I can relate, my friends, because I tried all of the above, and I'm not going to be there either! But take heart, folks - even if you can't be in Orlando or Anaheim on May 4th or 5th, at least there are several times in the next couple of weeks that you catch a few glimpses of your favorite places in the world; enjoy watching the parks on TV and look forward to when you CAN be there!

So what have you got to look forward to on TV to tide you over, you wonder? Glad you asked. Things will be relatively quiet for the next week or so, but look for more shows about the Disney parks starting the first week of May and continuing, including visits to Disneyland and Walt Disney World by Regis and Kelly and a series of episodes of "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" from the set at the Disney-MGM Studios. Here's what's coming up. (As always, all times are PDT and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted. Shows new to the listings are noted by an asterisk{*} after the description.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Wednesday, April 27, 7:00 a.m.: "Disney's Imagineers." Learn about the process behind the creation of attractions for the Disney theme parks, from initial concept and design to construction and testing, and explore some of WDW's most popular attractions, such as Pirates of the Caribbean, Splash Mountain, and the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror.

Monday, May 2, 7:00 a.m., and Thursday, May 5, 3:00 p.m.: "Walt Disney World Resort: Behind The Scenes." Explore the history and the inner workings of the Florida Disney theme parks in an in-depth, behind the scenes tour of America's favorite vacation destination.

Thursday, May 5, 4:00 p.m. and 11:00 p.m.: "Disney Cruise Line". A close-up look at the public areas and behind the scenes on the Disney Magic and the Disney Wonder, including segments on the ships' planning, design and construction, visits to the galley, engine control room, a theatre hosting Broadway-style productions, the luxurious Walt Disney Suite, and a shore excursion to the Disney Cruise Line's private island, Castaway Cay.

B. Shows Taking Place At Disney Resorts and Theme Parks

Monday, May 2, 8:00 a.m., The Learning Channel: A Perfect Proposal - "Joe and Angela." A surprise trip to Walt Disney World and a cruise aboard the Disney Magic are part of the plan leading to a marriage proposal.

Monday, May 9 - Friday, May 13, syndicated (check local listings for time and station in your area): "Live With Regis and Kelly." Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa take part in The Happiest Celebration on Earth by hosting shows from Disneyland (May 11 and 12) and Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom (May 9, 10, and 13).*

May 16 - June 10 (ending date unconfirmed), syndicated (check local listings for time and channel): "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire." In honor of the Happiest Celebration on Earth, Meredith Viera hosts a series of shows from the "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire - Play It!" soundstage at the Disney-MGM Studios. The programs include "Walk In and Win Week", where visitors to the theme park play "Millionaire" for a chance at a million dollars.*

Okay, folks, that's going to do it for this time! I hope that getting to see the Disney theme parks and resorts on TV will get you through not being able to be in Anaheim or Orlando at the beginning of the 50th anniversary festivities. But remember - it IS only the beginning; you'll have plenty of opportunity to join the celebration in person! Until then, and until next time, have a good week, and I'll talk to you again soon. Take care, everyone.

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"
+++++ On 7/17/05 , I'll be deceased, destitute, or at Disneyland! +++++

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everybody!

Yay - I'm finally back home from my business trip! I love to travel - I guess I haven't been on enough business trips to learn to hate them yet :) - but I love being back home even more, especially when the weather's as nice as it is right now in southern California. I hope the weather's just as nice where you are. If not, remember the old saying about April showers bringing May flowers and keep an eye open for the first blooms! ;)

Anyway, not too much to talk about as far as shows about the Disney theme parks - at least not yet; in a few weeks, we'll be seeing more shows with tie-ins to the Happiest Celebration on Earth at the Disney theme parks. There'll be a couple of weeks' worth of special episodes of the syndicated "Who Wants to Be A Millionare" (that's the one with Meredith Viera) from Walt Disney World (one of the tapings of which I got to attend - you know I'm looking forward to seeing that episode come on the air!); also, "Live with Regis and Kelly" will be hosting several shows from both Disneyland and Walt Disney World on the week of May 9 -13. I'm also hearing rumors about a special on Disneyland's 50th anniversary - nothing firm on that one just yet, though. I'll have more details about those programs as the ol' crystal ball provides them, but for now, let's take a look at what we know is coming up in the next couple of weeks.(As always, all times are PDT and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted. Shows new to the listings are noted by an asterisk {*} after the description.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Tuesday, April 19, 7:00 a.m.: "Disney's Animal Kingdom." A visit behind the scenes of Walt Disney World's fourth and newest theme park. Learn about the challenges of combining thrill rides and live animals; also have a look at the secrets behind "Dinosaur!", featuring Disney's largest Audio-Animatronic figures.

Thursday, April 21, 12:00 p.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Wilderness Lodge." Host Samantha Brown explores the Walt Disney World hotel inspired by the great national park lodges, going on a quest to find the Fire Rock Geyser and taking a wild ride through the wilderness on the Magic Kingdom's Big Thunder Mountain Railroad.

Monday, April 25, 8:00 a.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Grand Californian Hotel." Host Samantha Brown visits the premier hotel of the Disneyland Resort, having breakfast with Disney characters at Storytellers' Cafe, getting a look at a large, exclusive, and luxurious suite, and joining a group of teenage hotel guests for some wild rides at Disney's California Adventure.

B. Segments About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Thursday, April 21, 4:30 p.m., Saturday, April 23, 10:30 a.m.; and Tuesday, May 8, 10:30 a.m.., Fine Living Network: "Wall Street Journal Weekend". Includes a segment on secrets for beating the crowds at Disneyland.*

C. Shows Taking Place at Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Saturday, April 23, 5:00 p.m., Bravo: "Cirque du Soieil: La Nouba." A program about the Cirque du Soleil show performed exclusively at Walt Disney World.

Saturday, April 23, 10:00 p.m., XETV-TV San Diego (program syndicated; check local listings or visit http://www.colgatecountryshowdown.com/tv_stations.asp for airings in your area): "Colgate Country Showdown." Sara Evans hosts the finals of the 24th annual country music talent competition from Walt Disney World.

Well, that's going to do it for this time, folks! Have a wonderful week, and I'll be back soon; until next time, take care, everyone. --

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"
+++++ On 7/17/05 , I'll be deceased, destitute, or at Disneyland! +++++

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everyone!

Okay, folks, I have to make this quick - I'm in the process of packing for a business trip to the Bay Area. There aren't many changes to report this time in any case; there's a new show featuring a talent competition held at Walt Disney World to the listings, but that's it for new programs. Still, there's a lot for you to choose from in the next couple of weeks - just the antidote to a particularly frustrating tax day! Here's what's coming up. (As always, all times are PDT and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted. Shows new to the listings are noted by an asterisk {*} after the description.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Sunday, April 10, 8:00 a.m.; and Monday, April 11, 2:00 p.m.: "Disney Cruise Line". A close-up look at the public areas and behind the scenes on the Disney Magic and the Disney Wonder, including segments on the ships' planning, design and construction, visits to the galley, engine control room, a theatre hosting Broadway-style productions, the luxurious Walt Disney Suite, and a shore excursion to the Disney Cruise Line's private island, Castaway Cay.

Tuesday, April 12, 8:30 a.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Grand Floridian." Host Samantha Brown shows us the premier hotel of the Walt Disney World resort and spends some time having fun at the Magic Kingdom.

Wednesday, April 13, 8:30 a.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Yacht and Beach Club." Host Samantha Brown takes us on a tour of Walt Disney World's seaside-themed resorts and nearby attractions such as Disney's Boardwalk and Epcot's World Showcase. Watch as Samantha finds out why the sundae at Beaches and Cream is called "The Kitchen Sink!"

Thursday, April 14, 1:00 p.m.: "Undiscovered Walt Disney World." Discover some of the lesser-known things to do at the Walt Disney World Resort, including the Richard Petty Driving Experience, para-sailing on Bay Lake, dinner at Victoria and Albert's, DisneyQuest, La Nouba at Cirque du Soleil, and the Magic Kingdom's Spectromagic parade.

Thursday, April 14, 2:00 p.m.: "Disneyland Resort: Behind The Scenes." Explore the world-famous California theme park and its California-themed sister park and have a look at rides and shows such as the Matterhorn Bobsleds, the Indiana Jones Adventure, Soarin' Over California, and Aladdin: A Musical Spectacular. Gain access to places seldom seen by the public, including Walt Disney's private apartment and a secret club in New Orleans Square.

Thursday, April 14, 3:00 p.m.; and Wednesday, April 27, 7:00 a.m.: "Disney's Imagineers." Learn about the process behind the creation of attractions for the Disney theme parks, from initial concept and design to construction and testing, and explore some of WDW's most popular attractions, such as Pirates of the Caribbean, Splash Mountain, and the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror.

Thursday, April 14, 4:00 p.m. and 11:00 p.m.: "Walt Disney World Resort: Behind The Scenes." Explore the history and the inner workings of the Florida Disney theme parks in an in-depth, behind the scenes tour of America's favorite vacation destination.

Tuesday, April 19, 7:00 a.m.: "Disney's Animal Kingdom." A visit behind the scenes of Walt Disney World's fourth and newest theme park. Learn about the challenges of combining thrill rides and live animals; also have a look at the secrets behind "Dinosaur!", featuring Disney's largest Audio-Animatronic figures.

Thursday, April 21, 12:00 p.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Wilderness Lodge." Host Samantha Brown explores the Walt Disney World hotel inspired by the great national park lodges, going on a quest to find the Fire Rock Geyser and taking a wild ride through the wilderness on the Magic Kingdom's Big Thunder Mountain Railroad.

Monday, April 25, 8:00 a.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Grand Californian Hotel." Host Samantha Brown visits the premier hotel of the Disneyland Resort, having breakfast with Disney characters at Storytellers' Cafe, getting a look at a large, exclusive, and luxurious suite, and joining a group of teenage hotel guests for some wild rides at Disney's California Adventure.

B. Shows Featuring Segments About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Tuesday, April 12, 11:00 p.m.: World's Best - "Cruise Ships". A countdown of the world's best cruise ship vacations includes a segment on the Disney Wonder.

C.. Shows Taking Place at Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Tuesday, April 12, 8:00 a.m., The Learning Channel: A Perfect Proposal - "Brian and Cathie". The proposal plan for a woman who's a big Disney fan includes a cruise on the Disney Cruise Line and a VIP tour ending with a big hug from Mickey Mouse and a diamond ring.

Wednesday, April 13, 9:30 a.m., ABC Family: Family Matters - "We're Going To Disney World (Part 1)". As a finalist in an inventors contest, Steve invites the Winslows on his trip to Walt Disney World, where Laura has a fantasy romance --with Stefan Urquelle.

Thursday, April 14, 9:00 a.m., ABC Family: Family Matters - "We're Going To Disney World (Part 2)". Myra rushes to Walt Disney World, fearing something is amiss with Steve - and it's no Mickey Mouse worry: He's proposed to Laura by the time Myra arrives.

Saturday, April 23, 5:00 p.m., Bravo: "Cirque du Soieil: La Nouba." A program about the Cirque du Soleil show performed exclusively at Walt Disney World.

Saturday, April 23, 10:00 p.m., XETV-TV San Diego (program syndicated; check local listings or visit http://www.colgatecountryshowdown.com/tv_stations.asp for airings in your area): "Colgate Country Showdown." Sara Evans hosts the finals of the 24th annual country music talent competition from Walt Disney World.*

That's going to do it for this time, so I'm off! I'll be back again soon; until next time, take care, everyone.

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"
+++++ On 7/17/05 , I'll be deceased, destitute, or at Disneyland! +++++

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Well, folks, if you're looking for lots of shows featuring Disney theme parks, April's your month! We have a lot of old favorites to choose from, as well as a couple of new shows featuring marriage proposals on the Disney Cruise Line and Cirque du Soleil's show at Downtown Disney. Get those VCRs and TiVos ready, folks - you want to be sure you don't miss anything! Her