Hello again, everybody!

Sorry I missed you all last week - last week was the annual gauntlet of office Christmas luncheons, and after five days straight of fried foods, sugary foods, fried sugary foods, and delicious but otherwise unidentifiable foods, I wasn't in the mood to do much of anything other than curl up in bed with an economy-size bottle of Pepto-Bismol. :p But I'm all better now - I must be, I'm starting to eye all the candy I was given by my co-workers as Christmas presents! ;) - so I thought I'd better put the bottle of Pepto down and tell all of you what you've got to look forward to on TV.

Folks, if you're fans of Disney park TV shows, Christmas is coming a few days early! We've got a lot of shows coming up this week - including a new show about Epcot's newest attraction and the latest edition of the WDW Christmas Parade - and we've got a couple of parades coming up around New Year's Day that will feature entries from the Disney parks, one of which will also have a certain Mouse serving as grand marshal. Here's what's coming up. (As always, all times are PST and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted. Shows new to the listings are noted by an asterisk {*} after the description.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Tuesday, December 21, 7:00 a.m: "Walt Disney World Resort: Behind the Scenes." Explore the history and the inner workings of the Florida Disney theme parks in an in-depth, behind the scenes tour of America's favorite vacation destination.

Tuesday, December 21, 1:00 p.m., and Thursday, December 23, 11:00 a.m.: "Undiscovered Walt Disney World." Discover some of the lesser-known things to do at the Walt Disney World Resort, including the Richard Petty Driving Experience, para-sailing on Bay Lake, dinner at Victoria and Albert's, DisneyQuest, La Nouba at Cirque du Soleil, and the Magic Kingdom's Spectromagic parade.

Tuesday, December 21, 4:00 p.m. and 11:00 p.m., and Monday, December 27, 12:00 noon: "Walt Disney World Holidays." Host Samantha Brown heads to Walt Disney World for a festive holiday getaway, taking a look behind the scenes at all the work that goes into decorating the resort's parks and hotels for the holidays and seeing special events such as the visits by different countries' Santas to the World Showcase pavilions at Epcot, the Epcot tree lighting ceremony, Mickey's Very Merry Christmas Party, and the special holiday edition of the "Wishes" fireworks show at the Magic Kingdom.

Thursday, December 21, 8:00 p.m., PAX: "Mission: Space". LeVar Burton hosts a program about the history and future of manned spaceflight and the development of Epcot's newest E-ticket attraction, featuring a simulated mission to Mars. Featuring appearances by astronauts Wally Schirra, C. Gordon Fullerton, Pamela Ann Melroy, Vance Brand, Winston Scott, Joan Higginbotham and Andrew M. Allen.*

Thursday, December 23, 8:00 a.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Wilderness Lodge." Host Samantha Brown explores the Walt Disney World hotel inspired by the great national park lodges, going on a quest to find the Fire Rock Geyser and taking a wild ride through the wilderness on the Magic Kingdom's Big Thunder Mountain Railroad.

Saturday, December 25, 7:00 a.m., Discovery HD: "America's Thrillmakers: Walt Disney World". A look at major attractions at Walt Disney World focuses on the thought and imagination that go into creating them and the riders' reactions to what they experience.Attractions featured include the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror, Rock N Roller Coaster, Splash Mountain, Dinosaur and Mission: Space.

Saturday, December 25, 1:00 p.m. (3:00 p.m. on West Coast due to NBA basketball), ABC: "Walt Disney World Christmas Day Parade". The 21st annual holiday celebration from Walt Disney World, hosted by Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa, and featuring guest appearances by Julie Andrews, Zach Braff, George Lopez, Eva Longoria, Faith Ford, Ted McGinley, and Patrick Walburton, musical performances by Ashanti, Raven Symone, Ruben Studdard, Jump 5, Wynonna, Diana DeGarmo, and SheDaisy, and , last but not least, appearances by your favorite Disney characters.*

Moday, December 27, 11:30 a.m.: Great Hotels: "Disney's Yacht & Beach Club." Host Samantha Brown takes us on a tour of Walt Disney World's seaside-themed resorts and nearby attractions such as Disney's Boardwalk and Epcot's World Showcase. Watch as Samantha finds out why the sundae at Beaches and Cream is called "The Kitchen Sink!"

B. Shows Taking Place at Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Thursday, December 23, 8:00 p.m., PAX: "A Night of Joy". An evening of Christian music from Walt Disney World features performances by Michael W. Smith, Steven Curtis Chapman, CeCe Winans, Jump 5, Jars of Clay, Jaci Velasquez, and Rebecca St. James.

Friday, December 24, 12:00 noon, Univision: : "Festival Mariachi Disney." The second annual event from Walt Disney World features performances by Mariachi Cobre, Mariachi Sol, & Mariachi Reyna de los Angeles. (Program will be broadcast in Spanish.)

C. Extra: Parades Featuring Entries from Disney Theme Parks

Friday, December 31 - Sunday, December 2, syndicated (check local listings or visit http://fcsports.collegesports.com/sports/s-citr/tv-affiliates.html for dates and times in your area: "Orlando Citrus Parade". The 24th annual parade through downtown Orlando, FL features entries from Walt Disney World and other central Florida attactions.*

Saturday, January 1, 8:00 a.m. (rebroadcast throughout the day on some stations - check local listings), ABC, CBS, NBC, Home and Garden TV, Travel Channel, Univison, and syndicated: "Tournament of Roses Parade". The 116th edition of the world-famous New Year's Day parade from Pasadena, CA features Mickey Mouse as this year's grand marshal and a float celebrating Disneyland's 50th anniversary sponsored by the Disneyland Resort.*

Okay, have we got enough shows coming up to keep everybody happy? :) That's going to do it for this time, folks; have a great week, have a Merry Christmas, and I'll be back again soon. Until then, "may your days be merry and bright, and may all your Christmases be white". Take care, everyone!

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"
+++++ On 7/17/05 , I'll be deceased, destitute, or at Disneyland! +++++

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everyone!

I hope everyone's been having a wonderful holiday season so far. I was working on figuring out what I was going to make for my friends (yes, I said "make" -- for the last couple of years I've been making presents for my friends) when I realized I hadn't written Santa what I want for Christmas! I still haven't figured out what I want yet -- except for more Disney theme park shows. Can you help me out on this one, Santa? I've seen all the shows about WDW on the Travel Channel! :) Well, while I'm trying to figure out what else to ask for, let's take a look at what we have to look forward to in the next couple of weeks. Here's what's coming up. (As usual, all times are PST and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise listed.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Friday, December 10, 6:00 p.m. and 9:00 p.m.; Sunday, December 12, 10:00 a.m.: "Walt Disney World Holidays." Host Samantha Brown heads to Walt Disney World for a festive holiday getaway, taking a look behind the scenes at all the work that goes into decorating the resort's parks and hotels for the holidays and seeing special events such as the visits by different countries' Santas to the World Showcase pavilions at Epcot, the Epcot tree lighting ceremony, Mickey's Very Merry Christmas Party, and the special holiday edition of the "Wishes" fireworks show at the Magic Kingdom.

Wednesday, December 15, 3:00 p.m., Discovery HD: "Undiscovered Walt Disney World." Discover some of the lesser-known things to do at the Walt Disney World Resort, including the Richard Petty Driving Experience, para-sailing on Bay Lake, dinner at Victoria and Albert's, DisneyQuest, La Nouba at Cirque du Soleil, and the Magic Kingdom's Spectromagic parade.

Thursday, December 16, 1:00 p.m.: World's Best - "Cruise Ships." A countdown of the world's best cruise ship vacations includes a segment on the Disney Wonder.

B. Shows Taking Place at Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Monday, December 6, 6:30 a.m.; Wednesday, December 8, 6:30 a.m.; Friday, December 10, 6:30 a.m., Tuesday, December 14, 6:30 a.m; and Thursday, December 16, 6;30 a.m., Outdoor Life Network: RVtoday: "Orlando II." The second episode of the series from the Fort Wilderness Resort and Campground at WDW features a visit to Epcot, including a taste tour through World Showcase, an exploration of Downtown Disney, and a night at the clubs at Pleasure Island.

Friday, December 10, 1:00 p.m., ABC Family; Thursday, December 16, 9:00 p.m, Nickolodeon: Full House - "The House Meets The Mouse (Part I)". The Tanner family visits Walt Disney World.

Friday, December 10, 1:30 p.m., ABC Family; Thursday, December 16, 9:30 p.m., Nickolodeon: Full House - "The House Meets The Mouse (Conclusion)". Jesse & Jimmy have an unexpected visitor during their underwater radio show at Epcot; Danny proposes to Vicky.

Thursday, December 16, 11:00 a.m., Discovery HD: A Wedding Story - "Jen & Tom". A couple who met while portraying Cinderella and Prince Charming at Walt Disney World prepare for their real-life wedding.

Thursday, December 16, 3:00 p.m., and Friday, December 17, 10:00 a.m., Oxygen: Roseanne - "We're Going to Disney World." Roseanne decides to use Dan's severance check to take the family to Walt Disney World.

Thursday, December 16, 3:30 p.m., and Friday, December 17, 10:30 a.m,, Oxygen: Roseanne - "Disney World War II." Walt Disney World has a profound effect on Roseanne's usually complaining brood.

That's going to do it for this time! Well, folks, I think I've finally figured out what to ask for. I love Disney music and I love karaoke, so I'm asking for a Disney karaoke microphone. Just think -- hours of fun singing along to my favorite Disney tunes! This'll be great! Oh, hold on, someone just slipped a note under my door. Wow - it's a note from Santa! I guess he really does know everything you're up to! (Opens note.) "I've heard you sing. Don't even think about it." Oh, well, back to the drawing board. I'll talk to you again soon, folks; until then, take care, everyone.

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"
+++++ On 7/17/05 , I'll be deceased, destitute, or at Disneyland! +++++

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everybody!

Hooray - it's finally the holidays! Now that the sleepiness from all that turkey on Thanksgiving has worn off and I've recovered from fighting for bargains at the after-Thanksgiving sales, I'm putting up my Christmas decorations. I'm all done inside and my Mickey Mouse wreath is hanging on the door (with a ton of super glue to - ahem - discourage Mickey from paying a visit to my neighbors), but I'm still working on getting all the lights strung up outside. While I look over my wiring diagrams from last year, let's see what we fans of the Disney parks have to look forward to on TV! Here's what's coming up. (As usual, all times are PST and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise listed.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Wednesday, December 1, 8:30 a.m., The Learning Channel: Second Chance - "Stella and Sean". A couple who met in Cedar Rapids, IA and broke up when one of them became lead singer in a band reunite at Walt Disney World.

Saturday, December 4, 2:00 p.m., Discovery HD: "Undiscovered Walt Disney World." Discover some of the lesser-known things to do at the Walt Disney World Resort, including the Richard Petty Driving Experience, para-sailing on Bay Lake, dinner at Victoria and Albert's, DisneyQuest, La Nouba at Cirque du Soleil, and the Magic Kingdom's Spectromagic parade.

Saturday, December 4, 7:00 p.m., Telemundo: "Al Ritmo de Noches Latinas en Walt Disney World." Music and fun from Orlando, featuring performances by India, Bate Q'Bate, Bobby Pulido, Aline Hernandez, El General and more.(Program will be broadcast in Spanish.)

Sunday, December 5, 3:00 a.m. Discovery HD: "Disneyland Resort: Behind The Scenes."Explore the world-famous California theme park and its California-themed sister park and have a look at rides and shows such as the Matterhorn Bobsleds, the Indiana Jones Adventure, Soarin' Over California, and Aladdin: A Musical Spectacular. Gain access to places seldom seen by the public, including Walt Disney's private apartment and a secret club in New Orleans Square.

Friday, December 10, 6:00 p.m. and 9:00 p.m.: " Walt Disney World Holidays." Host Samantha Brown heads to Walt Disney World for a festive holiday getaway, taking a look behind the scenes at all the work that goes into decorating the resort's parks and hotels for the holidays and seeing special events such as the visits by different countries' Santas to the World Showcase pavilions at Epcot, the Epcot tree lighting ceremony, Mickey's Very Merry Christmas Party, and the special holiday edition of the "Wishes" fireworks show at the Magic Kingdom.

B. Shows Taking Place at Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Monday, November 29, 6:30 a.m., Wednesday, December 1, 6:30 a.m., and Friday, December 3, 6:30 a.m., Outdoor Life Network: RVtoday - "Orlando I." The program about the latest devices and accessories and favorite destinations for RV owners comes from WDW's Fort Wilderness Resort and Campground and includes a morning fishing adventure, a tour of the campgrounds, a visit to the Hoop De Doo Review dinner show and a cooking lesson with a Disney chef.

Saturday, December 4, 11:00 a.m.; Sunday, December 5, 11:00 a.m.; Monday, December 6, 6:30 a.m.; Wednesday, December 8, 6:30 a.m.; and Friday, December 10, 6:30 a.m., Outdoor Life Network: RVtoday: "Orlando II." The second episode of the series from the Fort Wilderness Resort and Campground at WDW features a visit to Epcot, including a taste tour through World Showcase, an exploration of Downtown Disney, and a night at the clubs at Pleasure Island.

Friday, December 10, 1:00 p.m., ABC Family: Full House - "The House Meets The Mouse (Part I)". The Tanner family visits Walt Disney World.

Friday, December 10, 1:30 p.m., ABC Family: Full House - "The House Meets The Mouse (Conclusion)". Jesse & Jimmy have an unexpected visitor during their underwater radio show at Epcot; Danny proposes to Vicky.

Well, that's going to do it for this time, folks! Now that I've got all of my reels of Christmas lights out, I'd better get started putting them up. Watch out, Osborne Family! This is going to be -- (Phone rings.) Just a minute, folks. Hello? Yes, this is he. (Pause) The power company? Is there a problem? (Pause.) I was just getting ready to put them up. Why? (Pause). Yes, I remember what happened last year, but there was never any proof that my lights caused the blackout! (Pause.) What do you mean, I can't plug them in this year? Everybody else in the neighborhood gets to plug in their lights! Just a minute. Uh, folks, I may be a while here, so I'd better let you go. Have a good week, and until next time, take care, everyone.

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"
+++++ On 7/17/05 , I'll be deceased, destitute, or at Disneyland! +++++

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everybody!

Well, the holidays are almost upon us again, and I've been getting ready for an annual tradition at the Schnebelen household. No, not Thanksgiving dinner - we just go out to Black Angus for that! I'm talking about going out to find bargains at the after-Thanksgiving sales! I've been looking forward to this all year. Let's see, do I have evrything? Football helmet and shoulder pads? Check. Quick-draw holster for my credit cards? Check. Track shoes so I can run straight to the best bargains? Check. OK, I think I've got everything I need for Friday. I'd better make sure that there are no Disney park TV shows that I (or you) don't want to miss so I can program the VCR in advance.

Well, we've got quite a few shows coming up, folks - including no less than two shows from WDW in Spanish. Just the thing if you want to see how much of your high-school Spanish you remember as you watch scenes from WDW! :) And don't forget, folks...the Walt Disney World Christmas Parade is just around the corner - make sure to pick up a couple of blank tapes or DVDs or whatever as you do your Christmas shopping. Here's what's coming up. (As always, all times are PST and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted. Programs new to the listings are noted with an asterisk {*} after the description.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Thursday, November 25, 5:00 p.m. and 10:00 p.m.; Friday, November 26, 5:00 a.m.; Sunday, November 28, 2:00 p.m., and Saturday, December 4, 2:00 p.m., Discovery HD: "Undiscovered Walt Disney World." Discover some of the lesser-known things to do at the Walt Disney World Resort, including the Richard Petty Driving Experience, para-sailing on Bay Lake, dinner at Victoria and Albert's, DisneyQuest, La Nouba at Cirque du Soleil, and the Magic Kingdom's Spectromagic parade.

B. Shows Taking Place at Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Saturday, November 27, 11:00 a.m.; Sunday, November 28, 11:00 a.m., Monday, November 29, 6:30 a.m., Wednesday, December 1, 6:30 a.m., and Friday, December 3, 6:30 a.m., Outdoor Life Network: RVtoday - "Orlando I." The program about the latest devices and accessories and favorite destinations for RV owners comes from WDW's Fort Wilderness Resort and Campground and includes a morning fishing adventure, a tour of the campgrounds, a visit to the Hoop De Doo Review dinner show and a cooking lesson with a Disney chef.

Sunday, November 28, 7:00 p.m., Univision: "Festival Mariachi Disney." The second annual event from Walt Disney World features performances by Mariachi Cobre, Mariachi Sol, & Mariachi Reyna de los Angeles. (Program will be broadcast in Spanish.)*

Wednesday, December 1, 8:30 a.m., The Learning Channel: Second Chance - "Stella and Sean". A couple who met in Cedar Rapids, IA and broke up when one of them became lead singer in a band reunite at Walt Disney World.

Saturday, December 4, 7:00 p.m., Telemundo: "Al Ritmo de Noches Latinas en Walt Disney World." Music and fun from Orlando, featuring performances by India, Bate Q'Bate, Bobby Pulido, Aline Hernandez, El General and more.(Program will be broadcast in Spanish.)*

All right, everybody, that's going to do it for this time. Guess I'd better get some rest - you have to get up really early if you want to be the first through the door at the sales! I hope everybody has a happy Thanksgiving and a good week; I'll be back again soon. Don't go too overboard on those helpings of turkey, all right, folks? :) Take care, everyone!

Geek Addition: An advance warning, The Walt Disney World Very Merry Christmas Parade will air on Christmas day at 3pm PST.. I read somewhere that the east coast airing will be in the morning as usual.

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"
+++++ On 7/17/05 , I'll be deceased, destitute, or at Disneyland! +++++

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everyone!

I finally got a chance to see "The Incredibles" over Veteran's Day and I was really impressed - it's a great movie, definitely worth it if you're one of the three Disney fans who haven't seen it yet! :) There are a lot of really neat things based on the movie out in the stores right now, too; I was trying to make up my mind as to which one I should buy on my next shopping trip when what do I find on my doorstep but the "Syndrome Be A Superhero Kit"! This thing has a set of bracelets that supposedly give you various phenomenal superpowers like Syndrome had in the movie. Funny, I don't remember ordering this from the Disney Catalog, but what the hey, they look kinda interesting - I'll give 'em a shot.

While I try to figure out how these bracelets work, let's take a look at the Disney theme park TV shows coming up! We don't have any new programs coming up in the next couple of weeks, we do have a few old favorites showing up on the Travel Channel and several other channels - including a show about WDW on Discovery HD on Thanksgiving evening, so you folks who have an HDTV setup can have dreams of Disney theme parks when all that turkey you'll have for dinner starts putting you to sleep. :) Here's what coming up. (As always, all times are PST and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Thursday, November 18, 7:00 a.m.: "Inside Disneyland Paris." A look behind the scenes at the rides, shows and characters of Disney's first European theme park, including a look at headliner attractions such as "Space Mountain", "Honey, I Shrunk the Audience" and "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Peril."

Monday, November 22, 12:30 p.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Grand Californian Hotel." Host Samantha Brown visits the premier hotel of the Disneyland Resort, having breakfast with Disney characters at Storytellers' Cafe, getting a look at an exclusive, large, and luxurious suite, and joining a group of teenage hotel guests for some wild rides at Disney's California Adventure.

Thursday, November 25, 5:00 p.m. and 10:00 p.m., and Friday, November 26, 5:00 a.m., Discovery HD: "Undiscovered Walt Disney World." Discover some of the lesser-known things to see and do at the Walt Disney World Resort, including the Richard Petty Driving Experience, para-sailing on Bay Lake, dinner at Victoria and Albert's, DisneyQuest, La Nouba at Cirque du Soleil, and the Magic Kingdom's SpectroMagic parade.

B. Shows Taking Place At Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Saturday, November 20, 11:00 a.m.; Sunday, November 21, 11:00 a.m.; Monday, November 22, 6:30 a.m.; Wednesday, November 24, 6:30 a.m.; and Friday, November 26, 6:30 a.m., Outdoor Life Network: RVtoday - "Orlando I". An episode of the series about the latest in models, accessories, and destinations for RV fans comes from WDW's Fort Wilderness Resort and Campground and includes a morning fishing adventure, a tour of the campgrounds, a visit to the Hoop De Doo Review dinner show and a cooking lesson with a Disney chef.

Tuesday, November 23, 8:00 a.m., The Learning Channel: A Wedding Story - "Jen and Tom." A couple who met while portraying Cinderella and Prince Charming at Walt Disney World plan their real-life wedding.

Well, that's going to do it for this time, folks! Let's see, I think I've got these bracelets figured out now. Let's try this button that says "Lightning Ray" and see what that does. Maybe it makes noise or someth-- (A lightning bolt shoots across the room and blows apart the window.) Oooookaaaayy, I think I'm going to take these off now. Anybody have the phone number for Mr. Incredible? Have a good week, and take care, everyone.

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"
+++++ On 7/17/05 , I'll be deceased, destitute, or at Disneyland! +++++

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

(Heavy metal door in ground clangs open. Paul peers out.)

All clear? Oh, good. Hello again, everyone.

Sorry I was gone last week, folks - everybody was getting so riled up about the election I felt like I needed to get away to someplace quiet until it was all over. Fortunately, I found this old bomb shelter in the neighborhood. No endlessly repeating political commercials, no sound bites and stump speeches, no pollsters calling you every 5 minutes - it was really nice. Eating emergency rations from 1957 did take some getting used to, though...

It looks like the programmers needed a break from everything as much as I did - we only have two shows about the parks coming up, and they're both about Disneyland Paris. Well, at least you'll have a little extra time for the Halloween and Christmas preparations, folks! Here's what's coming up. (All times are PST - you DID set your clocks back, didn't you? - and all shows are on the Travel Channel.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Wednesday, November 10, 11:00 a.m.: "Inside Walt Disney Studios Paris." A look at the construction, the shows, parades, and attractions of Disney's newest theme park, a movie studio park in Europe featuring movie-based attractions such as "Cinemagique", "Armageddon", and the "Moteurs Action" stunt show, and thrill rides such as "Rock N' Roller Coaster Starring Aerosmith."

Thursday, November 18, 7:00 a.m.: "Inside Disneyland Paris." A look behind the scenes at the rides, shows and characters of Disney's first European theme park, including a look at headliner attractions such as "Space Mountain", "Honey, I Shrunk the Audience" and "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Peril."

Well, that's all I have for the listings, but before I go, I want to offer a belated "thank you" to all the folks that sponsored me for the CHOC/Disneyland Resort Walk Around the Park on October 3rd. I also want to thank all you folks out there who sponsored the 12,000 other folks that walked around the Disney theme parks and Downtown Disney to support Children's Hospital of Orange County; because of your kindness and generosity, over $1 million was raised for CHOC at the Walk! I'd also like to extend an invitation for you to join us crazy people bright and early on October 2, 2005 for the 15th edition of the Walk in the Park - you may grumble a little about getting out of bed that early, but once you've done it you'll never regret it.

Well, that's going to do it for this time. Now, to enjoy the post-election peace and quiet... (Phone rings.) Just a minute. Hello? You're from what polling group? No, I don't know who I'm going to vote for in 2008! (Pause.) No, that doesn't mean I'm undecided, it's just that the election's four years away! Go bother someone in Iowa or New Hampshire, will you? (Hangs up phone.) Good grief. Have a good week, and take care, everyone!

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"
+++++ On 7/17/05 , I'll be deceased, destitute, or at Disneyland! +++++

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everyone - I'm finally back!

I apologize to all the loyal readers of these listings - I've been incredibly busy every weekend for the last month trying to drum up support for one of the candidates for President in the upcoming election (I'll refrain from saying which one for the sake of not setting off a flame war). Fortunately, I actually got some free time this weekend, so here are a few shows for you folks in the "battleground states" (and everyplace else) who are looking for a little Disney break from all the election news (although hopefully this thing will all be over and done with by November 2nd!). Here's what's coming up. (As always, all times are PDT {PST from October 31 on} and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise listed.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Monday, November 1, 3:00 p.m., Discovery HD: "America's Thrillmakers". A look at major attractions at Walt Disney World focuses on the thought and imagination that go into creating them and the riders' reactions to what they experience. Attractions featured include the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror, Rock N Roller Coaster, Splash Mountain, Dinosaur and Mission: Space.

Tuesday, November 2, 8:00 a.m., and Friday, November 5, 12:00 p.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Wilderness Lodge." Host Samantha Brown explores the Walt Disney World hotel inspired by the great national park lodges, going on a quest to find the Fire Rock Geyser and taking a wild ride through the wilderness on the Magic Kingdom's Big Thunder Mountain Railroad.

Wednesday, November 3, 11:00 a.m.: "Disneyland Resort: Behind The Scenes." Explore the world-famous California theme park and its California-themed sister park and have a look at rides and shows such as the Matterhorn Bobsleds, the Indiana Jones Adventure, Soarin' Over California, and "Aladdin: A Musical Spectacular". Gain access to places seldom seen by the public, including Walt Disney's private apartment and a secret club in New Orleans Square.

Friday, November 5, 1:00 p.m.: "Ultimate Walt Disney World." Discover how different thematic and mechanical elements are combined by the Imagineers to provide fun and excitement to guests on marquee Walt Disney World attractions such as Space Mountain, the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror, Test Track, Dinosaur, and Mission: Space.

Friday, November 5, 2:00 p.m.: "Disney's Imagineers." Learn about the process behind the creation of attractions for the Disney theme parks, from initial concept to design to construction and testing, and explore some of WDW's most popular attractions, such as Pirates of the Caribbean, Splash Mountain, and the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror.

Friday, November 5, 3:00 p.m.: "Disney's Animal Kingdom." A visit behind the scenes of Walt Disney World's fourth and newest theme park. Learn about the challenges of combining thrill rides and live animals; also have a look at the secrets behind "Dinosaur!", featuring Disney's largest Audio-Animatronic figures.

B. Shows Taking Place at Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Monday, October 25, 11:00 a.m., Discovery HD: A Wedding Story - "Jen and Tom." A couple who met while portraying Cinderella and Prince Charming at Walt Disney World plan their real-life wedding.

Tuesday, October 26, 3:30 p.m. and 6:30 p.m., Noggin: Sabrina the Teenage Witch: "Disney World." While visiting Disney's Animal Kingdom, Sabrina makes a potion that will transform her into an animal, but Valerie takes the potion for herself and Libby.

Well, that's going to do it for this time. As for me, I'm heading back out on the trail - wish me luck! Have a good week, and just in case I don't get a chance to talk to you next week, be sure to get out and VOTE on November 2nd! Regardless of who you support, it's important -- especially this year. Thanks for reading, and take care, everyone.

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"
+++++ On 7/17/05 , I'll be deceased, destitute, or at Disneyland! +++++

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everyone!

I realize that it's not even October yet, but I'm already getting into the Halloween spirit (no pun intended); I've got my pumpkin lights strung all over the house, I've got a CD of Haunted Mansion Holiday Christmas Scarols playing -- all I need now is a good idea for a costume. My first thought was a Michael Eisner costume, but one look at it and my fiancée convinced me that it was too scary! :) Well, I'm going to keep thinking about that, but in the meantime, here's a pre-Halloween treat for all of you -- the latest list of Disney theme park shows coming up! (As usual, all times are PDT and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Tuesday, September 28, 12:30 p.m., and Friday, October 1, 8:30 a.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Grand Californian Hotel." Host Samantha Brown visits the premier hotel of the Disneyland Resort, having breakfast with Disney characters at Storytellers' Cafe, getting a look at an exclusive, large, and luxurious suite, and joining a group of teenage hotel guests for some wild rides at Disney's California Adventure.

Sunday, October 3, 4:00 p.m., 8:00 p.m., and 12:00 midnight, Food Network: Unwrapped - "Walt Disney World Resort." A peek behind the scenes at Walt Disney World shows what goes into making the food that delights Disney theme park guests, including segments on Mickey Mouse chocolate-covered ice cream bars, turkey legs, Chef Mickey's at the Contemporary Resort, and the preparation of fairy tale wedding cakes.

Thursday, October 7, 2:00 p.m.: "Disney Cruise Line." A close-up look at the public areas and behind the scenes on the Disney Magic and the Disney Wonder, including segments on the ships' planning, design, and construction, visits to the galley, engine control room, a theatre hosting Broadway-style productions, and the luxurious Walt Disney Suite, and a look at Disney Cruise Line's private island, Castaway Cay.

B. Shows Featuring Segments About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Tuesday, October 5, 10:00 a.m., Food Network: The Best Of - "Family Dining". Includes a segment on the 50's Prime Time Cafe at the Disney-MGM Studios or 'Ohana at the Polynesian Resort. {Poster's note: One of my sources lists one of these restaurants, another lists the other, so it could be that one or both of them is featured. Tune in and find out which restaurant it is! :) }

C. Shows Featuring Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Thursday, October 7, 11:00 p.m., and Friday, October 8, 2:00 a.m., Nick at Nite: Roseanne - "We're Going to Disney World." Roseanne decides to use Dan's severance check to take the family to Walt Disney World.

Thursday, October 7, 11:30 p.m., and Friday, October 8, 2:30 a.m., Nick at Nite: Roseanne - "Disney World War II." Walt Disney World has a profound effect on Roseanne's usually complaining brood.

Friday, October 8, 11:35 p.m. The Disney Channel: Boy Meets World - "The Happiest Show on Earth." Cory heads to Walt Disney World with the hopes of winning back Topanga, but she thinks he has other plans.

Those are all the listings I have, folks, but before I wrap up here, I'd like to take a moment to make an unseemly plea for charitable donations. {If you're not in the mood for being hit up for charity, please skip to the next paragraph.} :) I've been doing lots of walking over the last few months in preparation for participating in the Walt Disney World Marathon in January, but I wanted to find a way to get a little Disney into my training routine and do some good besides, so I'm walking in the CHOC/Disneyland Resort Walk in the Park next Sunday, October 3. The Walk in the Park is a 5K walk through the Disneyland Resort benefiting the Children's Hospital of Orange County (California), a non-profit organization that provides healthcare services for infants, children, and adolescents in the area. There are going to be 12,000 crazy people like me out there walking to help the kids; if you're in the area, come join us, but if you can't come, I'd really appreciate it if you'd consider sponsoring me! If you'd like to sponsor me, you can do so online by going to http://www.chochospital.org/chocwalk/walk_main.cfm and clicking on "Click Here to Register and Sponsor Online"; my user ID is "schnebs." Thanks in advance from me and the kids!

Okay, folks, that's going to do it for this time; now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to get back to deciding on a costume. Maybe I could come up with a costume that includes this great hat I just found. After all, it's really pretty, with all the stars on it and everything... (Noises come from outside Paul's office.) Uh, just a minute, folks. (Looks into hallway.) Funny, I don't remember my new broom having arms. Y'know, that music sounds vaguely familiar... oh, well, I'm sure it's nothing. Have a good week and take care, everyone!

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"
+++++ On 7/17/05 , I'll be deceased, destitute, or at Disneyland! +++++

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everybody!

Sorry I'm getting to this so late; it's been a really busy week for me. Rather than risk the wrath of any regular readers of these posts any further, I'm going to skip the funny intro this time out and get right to the listings. {Don't worry, funny intro fans - they'll be back next week.} Here's what's coming up. (As always, all times are PDT and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Saturday, September 25, 6:00 a.m.: "Inside Walt Disney Studios Paris." A look at the construction, the shows, parades, and attractions of Disney's newest theme park, a movie studio park in Europe featuring movie-based attractions such as "Cinemagique", "Armageddon", and the "Moteurs Action" stunt show, and thrill rides such as "Rock N' Roller Coaster Starring Aerosmith."

Saturday, September 25, 8:00 a.m.: "Disney Cruise Line." A close-up look at the public areas and behind the scenes on the Disney Magic and the Disney Wonder, including segments on the ships' planning, design, and construction, visits to the galley, engine control room, a theatre hosting Broadway-style productions, the luxurious Walt Disney Suite, and a look at Disney Cruise Line's private island, Castaway Cay.

Tuesday, September 28, 12:30 p.m., and Friday, October 1, 8:30 a.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Grand Californian Hotel." Host Samantha Brown visits the premier hotel of the Disneyland Resort, having breakfast with Disney characters at Storytellers' Cafe, getting a look at an exclusive, large, and luxurious suite, and joining a group of teenage hotel guests for some wild rides at Disney's California Adventure.

Sunday, October 3, 4:00 p.m., 8:00 p.m., and 12:00 midnight, Food Network: Unwrapped - "Walt Disney World Resort." A peek behind the scenes at Walt Disney World shows what goes into making the food that delights Disney theme park guests, including segments on Mickey Mouse chocolate-covered ice cream bars, turkey legs, Chef Mickey's at the Contemporary Resort, and the preparation of fairy tale wedding cakes.

OK, folks, that's going to do it for this time. Back to work for me; hopefully things wil be a little calmer come Monday and I'll be able to get the post to you a little sooner.

Until then, have a good rest of the week, and take care, everyone!

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"
+++++ On 7/17/05 , I'll be deceased, destitute, or at Disneyland! +++++

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everyone -- I'm back!!! :)

I had a wonderful time in Oregon with my beloved fiancée - the only downside to it was that I wish that I could have stayed longer. Hope you didn't miss me too much, folks. Since it's my first full day back, I'll give you a choice - you can either see a PowerPoint presentation featuring the 14 memory cards full of photos I took on vacation, or we can get right to the listings. Let's see a show of hands. Listings? Wow. Almost unanimous {or is it unanimouse? :)}. All right - photos? Photos? Anyone? Thanks for raising your hand, Mom - I'll show 'em to you later. Listings it is, then!

There are four words I want you to keep in mind if you're looking for a Disney theme park TV show fix within the next week or so: September 20th, Travel Channel. Why those four words? Because that's when and where you'll find all the shows on my list! No channel surfing required this time out, folks. Here's what's coming up. (For this time, all times are PDT, all shows are on the Travel Channel, and all shows are on September 20th.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

1:00 p.m.: "Walt Disney World Resort: Behind the Scenes." Explore the history and the inner workings of the Florida Disney theme parks in an in-depth, behind the scenes tour of America's favorite vacation destination.

2:00 p.m.: "Disney's Imagineers." Learn about the process behind the creation of attractions for the Disney theme parks, from initial concept to design to construction and testing, and explore some of WDW's most popular attractions, such as Pirates of the Caribbean, Splash Mountain, and the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror.

3:00 p.m.: "Disney's Animal Kingdom." A visit behind the scenes of Walt Disney World's fourth and newest theme park. Learn about the challenges of combining thrill rides and live animals; also have a look at the secrets behind "Dinosaur!", featuring Disney's largest Audio-Animatronic figures.

4:00 p.m. and 11:00 p.m.: "Fan's Guide: Walt Disney World." Four groups of ultimate Disney fans show the ways they make the most of a Walt Disney World vacation, including their secrets to finding the best shopping and dining, the shortest lines and the biggest thrills at the Florida parks and resorts.

And that's going to do it for this time, folks! (I know the pickings are slim, but look at it this way - all you're going to have to do to record these shows if you don't have 'em already is to remember to press the "record" button on your VCR at 2:00 p.m. on the 20th.) Hopefully, I'll have some additional shows to tell you about next time; until then, have a good week, and take care, everyone.

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"
+++++ On 7/17/05 , I'll be deceased, destitute, or at Disneyland! +++++

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everyone!

Well, folks, here we are at the end of summer - where did the time go? I hope everybody had as good a time watching the Olympics as I did; in fact, I was so inspired by the fencing competition (well, that and the release of "Mickey, Donald, and Goofy in the Three Musketeers" on DVD) that I went out and got myself some fencing gear - including an actual, honest-to-Pete fencing blade. Watch this! EN GARDE! (Swishing noise.) Oooh. Didn't realize those buggers were so sharp. Maybe my fiancée won't notice that her big Mickey plush only has one ear now.

Anyway, on to the listings. Well, the programmers at the cable networks came through for us, folks; unlike last week, when we had nothing to report, we now have several programs coming up. Granted, most of them are repeats, but hey, the fall season's just around the corner -- I'm sure that'll change! Here's what's coming up. (As always, all times are PDT and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted. Programs new to the listings are noted with an asterisk {*} after the description.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Sunday, September 5, 7:30 a.m.: Great Hotels: "Disney's Yacht & Beach Club." Host Samantha Brown takes us on a tour of Walt Disney World's seaside-themed resorts and nearby attractions such as Disney's Boardwalk and Epcot's World Showcase. Watch as Samantha finds out why the sundae at Beaches and Cream is called "The Kitchen Sink!"

Monday, September 6, 2:00 p.m.: "Fan's Guide: Walt Disney World." Four groups of ultimate Disney fans show the ways they make the most of a Walt Disney World vacation, including their secrets to finding the best shopping and dining, the shortest lines and the biggest thrills at the Florida parks and resorts.

B. Shows Taking Place at Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Wednesday, September 1, 6:30 a.m., Friday, September 3, 6:30 a.m., Tuesday, September 7, 6:30 a.m., and Thursday, September 9, 6:30 a.m., Outdoor Life Network: RVtoday - "Orlando II". An episode of the series about the latest in models, accessories, and destinations for RV fans from the Fort Wilderness Resort and Campground.

Friday, September 3, 9:00 a.m., Discovery HD: A Wedding Story - "Jen and Tom." A couple who met while portraying Cinderella and Prince Charming at Walt Disney World plan their real-life wedding.

Saturday, September 4, 3:30 p.m. and 8:00 p.m., Noggin: Sabrina the Teenage Witch: "Disney World." While visiting Disney's Animal Kingdom, Sabrina makes a potion that will transform her into an animal, but Valerie takes the potion for herself and Libby.

Sunday, September 5, 2:00 a.m. and 5:00 a.m., Nickelodeon; Thursday, September 9, 9:30 a.m., ABC Family: Full House - "The House Meets The Mouse (Part 1)." The Tanner family visits Walt Disney World.

Sunday, September 5, 2:00 a.m. and 5:30 a.m., Nickelodeon; Thursday, September 9, 3:00 p.m., ABC Family: Full House - "The House Meets The Mouse (Conclusion)." Jesse & Jimmy have an unexpected visitor during their underwater radio show at Epcot; Danny proposes to Vicky.

Well, folks, that's going to do it for me for this time -- and for the next two weeks; I'm heading to a remote part of Oregon to spend some time with my lovely fiancée {and away from my computer -- at least until the "Get Paul a Laptop" fundraising drive starts to bear a bit more fruit. :) } I hope everyone has a wonderful Labor Day weekend - don't forget to give a buck or two for Jerry's Kids - and a great couple of weeks. I'll talk to you again soon; until then, take care, everyone.

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"
+++++ On 7/17/05 , I'll be deceased, destitute, or at Disneyland! +++++

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everybody, and welcome to r.a.d.p. and The Disney Echo's coverage of the Couch Potato Olympics, live from Athens...Athens, Georgia, that is. I'm Bob Costas - not to be confused with that other Bob Costas on NBC - and we're going to take you now to the finals of the Disney Parks TV Show Watching Marathon. Let's go to our color commentator, five-time Couch Potato Olympics gold medallist in this event, Paul Schnebelen. Paul, how's it going down there?

PAUL: Bob, things are really getting exciting down here...oh, who am I kidding -- it's eight people sitting in La-Z-Boys watching TV. Watching this is about as exciting as watching paint dry. The shows they're watching are pretty good, though! I thought we were about to see an upset here, as the competitor from Japan looked like he was almost out of snacks, but he pulled out a bag of Cheetos from out of nowhere and he's still in it. We're getting to the home stretch now -- the really serious TV watching is about to begin. Here's what's coming up. (As always, all times in these listings are PDT and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Tuesday, August 17, 11:00 a.m: "Family Vacation In Orlando." Attractions in Orlando, FL, include Walt Disney World, Sea World, the Magic Kingdom, Animal Kingdom, Universal Studios, and the now-closed Cypress Gardens. (Poster's note: This program contains only a couple of minutes of footage of the Walt Disney World Resort; there has been negative feedback on rec.arts.disney.parks about the lack of Disney footage in this program.)

Friday, August 20, 7:00 a.m.: "Disney Cruise Line." A close-up look at the public areas and behind the scenes on the Disney Magic and the Disney Wonder, including segments on the ships' planning, design, and construction, visits to the galley, engine control room, a theatre hosting Broadway-style productions, the luxurious Walt Disney Suite, and a look at Disney Cruise Line's private island, Castaway Cay.

Friday, August 20, 8:00 a.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Grand Californian Hotel." Host Samantha Brown visits the premier hotel of the Disneyland Resort, having breakfast with Disney characters at Storytellers' Cafe, getting a look at an exclusive, large, and luxurious suite, and joining a group of teenage hotel guests for some wild rides at Disney's California Adventure.

B. Shows Taking Place at Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Wednesday, August 18, 8:30 a.m., The Learning Channel: Second Chance - "Stella and Sean." A couple who fell in love while working together in Cedar Rapids, IA and then broke up when one of them became the lead singer in a band have a magical reunion at Walt Disney World.

Thursday, August 19, 3:00 a.m., The Disney Channel: Boy Meets World - "The Happiest Show on Earth." Cory heads to Walt Disney World with the hopes of winning back Topanga, but she thinks he has other plans.

And those are all the programs they have left to watch until the end of the event, folks -- some pretty exciting TV coming up, but they've really got to pace themselves. Oh, wait a minute - what's this? The competitor from France is shifting in his chair! Is it -- yes! He's a got a leg cramp! He's out of his chair and out of the event! He was one of the favorites, too. We'll be here until this event is decided, folks! More to come -- back to you, Bob!

BOB COSTAS: Well, folks, we'll be back to the Disney Parks TV Watching Marathon soon, but we've got to cut away for now to bring you your local news -- or anything more exciting than watching a bunch of guys in lounge chairs. Be sure to tune in next week for the gold medal round of synchronized channel flipping -- that's always a lot of fun to watch. For now, good night, and take care, everyone.

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"
+++++ On 7/17/05 , I'll be deceased, destitute, or at Disneyland! +++++

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everybody!

Whew! Hottest summer we've had in years. Since we don't have air conditioning in my apartment - I guess nobody ever figured that the weather here would ever get this warm - I've borrowed a trick from the Carousel of Progress's Cousin Orville and commandeered the "coolest place in the house" - right down to the fans blowing on the block of ice. It feels pretty good, but a computer and a tub full of cold water don't sound like a good combination, so let's go right to the listings. Here's what's coming up. (As always, all times in these listings are PDT and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Wednesday, August 11, 8:00 a.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Wilderness Lodge." Host Samantha Brown explores the Walt Disney World hotel inspired by the great national park lodges, going on a quest to find the Fire Rock Geyser and taking a wild ride through the wilderness on the Magic Kingdom's Big Thunder Mountain Railroad.

Wednesday, August 11. 11:00 p.m.and Monday August 16, 7:00 a.m., Discovery HD: "America's Thrillmakers: Walt Disney World". A look at major attractions at Walt Disney World focuses on the thought and imagination that go into creating them and the riders' reactions to what they experience. Attractions featured include the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror, Rock N Roller Coaster, Splash Mountain, Dinosaur and Mission: Space.

Friday, August 13, 3:00 p.m.: "Ultimate Walt Disney World." Discover how different thematic and mechanical elements are combined by the Imagineers to provide fun and excitement to guests on marquee Walt Disney World attractions such as Space Mountain, the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror, Test Track, Dinosaur, and Mission: Space.

Friday, August 13, 4:00 p.m., and Saturday, August 14, 6:00 a.m.: "Disney's Animal Kingdom." A visit behind the scenes of Walt Disney World's fourth and newest theme park. Learn about the challenges of combining thrill rides and live animals; also have a look at the secrets behind "Dinosaur!", featuring Disney's largest Audio-Animatronic figures.

Friday, August 13, 5:00 p.m. and 8:00 p.m.: Walt Disney World Resort: Behind the Scenes." Explore the history and the inner workings of the Florida Disney theme parks in an in-depth, behind the scenes tour of America's favorite vacation destination.

Sunday, August 15, 2:00 p.m.: "Fan's Guide: Walt Disney World." Four groups of ultimate Disney fans show the ways they make the most of a Walt Disney World vacation, including their secrets to finding the best shopping and dining, the shortest lines and the biggest thrills at the Florida parks and resorts.

Tuesday, August 17, 11:00 a.m: "Family Vacation In Orlando." Attractions in Orlando, FL, include Walt Disney World, Sea World, the Magic Kingdom, Animal Kingdom, Universal Studios, and the now-closed Cypress Gardens. (Poster's note: This program contains only a couple of minutes of footage of the Walt Disney World Resort; there has been negative feedback on rec.arts.disney.parks about the lack of Disney footage in this program.)

Friday, August 20, 7:00 a.m.: "Disney Cruise Line." A close-up look at the public areas and behind the scenes on the Disney Magic and the Disney Wonder, including segments on the ships' planning, design, and construction, visits to the galley, engine control room, a theatre hosting Broadway-style productions, the luxurious Walt Disney Suite, and a look at Disney Cruise Line's private island, Castaway Cay.

Friday, August 20, 8:00 a.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Grand Californian Hotel." Host Samantha Brown visits the premier hotel of the Disneyland Resort, having breakfast with Disney characters at Storytellers' Cafe, getting a look at an exclusive, large, and luxurious suite, and joining a group of teenage hotel guests for some wild rides at Disney's California Adventure.

B. Shows Taking Place at Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Friday, August 13, 8:00 p.m., ABC: George Lopez - "George Goes to Disneyland." George refuses to join the family at Disneyland until he clears the air with Benny about why he's never been there.

Sunday, August 15, 5:30 p.m., Nickolodeon: Sabrina the Teenage Witch: "Disney World." While visiting Disney's Animal Kingdom, Sabrina makes a potion that will transform her into an animal, but Valerie takes the potion for herself and Libby.

Wednesday, August 18, 8:30 a.m., The Learning Channel: Second Chance - "Stella and Sean." A couple who fell in love while working together in Cedar Rapids, IA and then broke up when one of them became the lead singer in a band have a magical reunion at Walt Disney World.

Thursday, August 19, 3:00 a.m., The Disney Channel: Boy Meets World - "The Happiest Show on Earth." Cory heads to Walt Disney World with the hopes of winning back Topanga, but she thinks he has other plans.

Well, that's going to do it for this time, folks! (Door starts to open) Honey, I'm busy in here! Could you please come back later? (Unintelligible speech from behind door) Oh, come on, I have NOT been in here for 6 hours! (Looks at watch.) See -- I was right, it's been 7 1/2 hours. (More unintelligible speech.) All right, I'll come out. Just a minute. Humph! No privacy at all in this place! I'll be back soon -- Until then, take care, everyone!

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"
+++++ On 7/17/05 , I'll be deceased, destitute, or at Disneyland! +++++

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to r.a.d.p.and The Disney Echo's continuing coverage of the first national convention of the nation's newest political party - the Disney Fan Party! We're coming to you live from the Contemporary Resort Convention Hall (where else would the Disney Fan Party meet but at WDW?), and we're listening to the keynote speech from the Party's delegate from Oxnard, California, Paul Schnebelen, already in progress...

"My fellow Americans -- and non-Americans, as well! Join us as members of the Disney Fan Party! Together, we can bring Disney magic to the world, and ensure that there's a Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow, shining at the end of every day! (Massive applause.) We don't care if you're a liberal or a conservative, a Democrat or a Republican, or even if you vote or not -- in the words of our Party's mascot, 'Hey there, hi there, ho there, you're as welcome as can be!' (Cheering and applause.)

"The cornerstone of our Party's platform is our belief that there should be full access to Disney magic for all 24 hours a day. We believe we have come up with the perfect way to make that possible. Unfortunately, the Powers That Be refuse to consider our proposed legislation, the Disney Theme Park TV Channel Act of 2004! (Boos from the crowd.) I agree, my fellow delegates, it 's a shame. Until the Powers That Be see the light and this act becomes the law of the land, the Disney Fan Party remains committed to helping all Disney fans find Disney theme park TV shows wherever and whenever they may be on. As proof of our Party's commitment, instead of reading the rest of my speech, I will read to you the listing of Disney theme park TV shows for the next ten days! (Wild cheering and applause.) As always, my friends, we must remember that all times in these listings are PDT and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted."

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Thursday, August 5, 6:00 p.m. and 9:00 p.m.,and Monday, August 9, 6:00 p.m. and 9:00 p.m.: "Fan's Guide: Walt Disney World." Four groups of ultimate Disney fans show the ways they make the most of a Walt Disney World vacation, including their secrets to finding the best shopping and dining, the shortest lines and the biggest thrills at the Florida parks and resorts.

Monday, August 9, 8:00 a.m.: Great Hotels: "Disney's Yacht & Beach Club." Host Samantha Brown takes us on a tour of Walt Disney World's seaside-themed resorts and nearby attractions such as Disney's Boardwalk and Epcot's World Showcase. Watch as Samantha finds out why the sundae at Beaches and Cream is called "The Kitchen Sink!"

Monday, August 9, 11:00 a.m.: "Disney's Imagineers." Learn about the process behind the creation of attractions for the Disney theme parks, from initial concept to design to construction and testing, and explore WDW's most popular attractions, such as Pirates of the Caribbean, Splash Mountain, and the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror.

Wednesday, August 11, 8:00 a.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Wilderness Lodge." Host Samantha Brown explores the Walt Disney World hotel inspired by the great national park lodges, going on a quest to find the Fire Rock Geyser and taking a wild ride through the wilderness on the Magic Kingdom's Big Thunder Mountain Railroad.

Wednesday, August 11. 11:00 p.m., Discovery HD: "America's Thrillmakers". A look at major attractions at Walt Disney World focuses on the thought and imagination that go into creating them and the riders' reactions to what they experience. Attractions featured include the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror, Rock N Roller Coaster, Splash Mountain, Dinosaur and Mission: Space.

Friday, August 13, 3:00 p.m.: "Ultimate Walt Disney World." Discover how different thematic and mechanical elements are combined by the Imagineers to provide fun and excitement to guests on marquee Walt Disney World attractions such as Space Mountain, the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror, Test Track, Dinosaur, and Mission: Space.

Friday, August 13, 4:00 p.m.: "Disney's Animal Kingdom." A visit behind the scenes of Walt Disney World's fourth and newest theme park. Learn about the challenges of combining thrill rides and live animals; also have a look at the secrets behind "Dinosaur!", featuring Disney's largest Audio-Animatronic figures.

B. Shows Taking Place at Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Tuesday, August 3, 8:00 p.m., ABC: Extreme Makeover: Home Edition - "Mendoza Family." Single mother and social worker Contessa Mendoza and her 3 children go to Walt Disney World while the makeover team and Contessa's friends make dramatic changes to her home, including adding a second floor.

Friday, August 6, 7:30 a.m., The Learning Channel: A Wedding Story - "Jen and Tom." A couple who met while portraying Cinderella and Prince Charming at Walt Disney World plan their real-life wedding.

"My fellow delegates, those are all the shows that are on the list for this week. (Crowd boos.) I know, I know. But take heart, my friends. Once we're done with our business at this Convention, we can leave this hall and enjoy the rides and shows of Walt... Disney...World... Hey, wait a minute. My fellow delegates, are you thinking what I'm thinking? (Crowd yells in agreement.) I know not what course others may take, but as for me... I'M GOING TO DISNEY WORLD!!! Who's with me? CONVENTION ADJOURNED!!! Take care,everyone!"

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"
+++++ On 7/17/05 , I'll be deceased, destitute, or at Disneyland! +++++

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everybody - I'm finally back! :)

First off, I'd like to apologize to the regular readers of these posts for my abrupt disappearance. I was overwhelmed by a series of events at home and at work, including preparations for and the aftermath of a trip to the NFFC's national convention. (I'm glad I attended even if going made things a little hectic for a while - there were some great presentations about various aspects of Disney and some really fun events. If you consider yourself to be a big fan of Disney, I highly recommend joining the NFFC and attending a Convention. I always have a great time there!) Now that everything's back to its usual level of chaos around here :) , I can get back to letting you folks know what's coming up as far as Disney park shows on TV.

Looks like I came back at about the right time - we have a new show on the Travel Channel featuring Walt Disney World -- specifically, featuring ultimate fans' tips on enjoying Walt Disney World. (If anyone on this show looks familiar, please let the rest of us know!) We also have repeats of several favorite shows featuring WDW and one show featuring a segment on DCL. Here's what we have coming up. (As always, all times are PDT and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted. Shows that are new to the listings are noted with an asterisk {*} after the description.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Sunday, August 1, 6:00 p.m. and 9:00 p.m., and Thursday, August 5, 6:00 p.m. and 9:00 p.m.: "Fan's Guide: Walt Disney World." Ultimate Disney authorities show how to make the most of a Walt Disney World vacation, including finding the best shopping, the shortest lines and the biggest thrills at the Florida parks and resorts.*

Monday, August 2, 8:00 a.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Animal Kingdom Lodge." Host Samantha Brown takes us on a tour of Walt Disney World's deluxe African-themed resort, including a special early-morning safari at Disney's Animal Kingdom.

Monday, August 9, 8:00 a.m.: Great Hotels: "Disney's Yacht & Beach Club." Host Samantha Brown takes us on a tour of Walt Disney World's seaside-themed resorts and nearby attractions such as Disney's Boardwalk and Epcot's World Showcase. Watch as Samantha finds out why the sundae at Beaches and Cream is called "The Kitchen Sink!"

Monday, August 9, 11:00 a.m.: "Disney's Imagineers." Learn about the process behind the creation of attractions for the Disney theme parks, from initial concept to design to construction and testing, and explore WDW's most popular attractions, such as Pirates of the Caribbean, Splash Mountain, and the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror.

Friday, August 13, 3:00 p.m.: "Ultimate Walt Disney World." Discover how different thematic and mechanical elements are combined by the Imagineers to provide fun and excitement to guests on marquee Walt Disney World attractions such as Space Mountain, the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror, Test Track, Dinosaur, and Mission: Space.

B. Shows With Segments About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Friday, July 30, 4:00 p.m. and 11:00 p.m.: World's Best - "Cruise Ships." A countdown of the world's best cruise ship vacations includes a segment on the Disney Wonder.

C. Shows Taking Place and Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Sunday, August 1, 9:00 p.m., ABC: Extreme Makeover: Home Edition - "Mendoza Family." Single mother and social worker Contessa Mendoza and her 3 children go to Walt Disney World while the makeover team and Contessa's friends make dramatic changes to her home, including adding a second floor.

Friday, August 6, 7:30 a.m., The Learning Channel: A Wedding Story - "Jen and Tom." A couple who met while portraying Cinderella and Prince Charming at Walt Disney World plan their real-life wedding.

Well, folks, that's going to do it for this time. Thanks for reading this, and thanks again for your patience and understanding while I was away; hopefully, I won't have to disappear without any advance notice again anytime in the near future! I'll be back again soon; until then, take care, everyone.

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"
+++++ On 7/17/05 , I'll be deceased, destitute, or at Disneyland! +++++

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everyone!

It's a beautiful summer day here in southern California, so I've decided to fire up my Grillmaster 3000 once again and take another shot at a backyard barbecue. Yeah, I know things didn't go too well last time, but not to worry - I've got my lovely fiancée sitting next to the phone with the fire department on speed dial, just in case. I think it's really touching that she's so concerned about my safety. (OK, she's also sitting by the phone because she refuses to come out to the patio while I'm running the grill, but that's not important right now.) While I work on getting this grill started, let's talk about what's coming up on TV.

Well, folks, if you copied down last week's listings, you're not going to have much to do this week; except for a repeat of Food Network's excellent episode of "Unwrapped" and another sitcom visit from Roseanne and her family, I don't have anything new to add to what's coming up. :( Guess all the folks at the various cable networks that run Disney park-related TV shows decided to go on vacation themselves or something. Well, maybe I'll have a bit more for you next week. In the meantime, here's what's coming up. (All times are PDT.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks

Wednesday, July 14, 5:00 p.m. and 8:00 p.m., and Thursday, July 15, midnight, 4:00 a.m., and 12:00 p.m., Discovery HD: "Disneyland Resort: Behind The Scenes." Explore the world-famous California theme park and its California-themed sister park for a look at rides and shows such as the Matterhorn Bobsleds, the Indiana Jones Adventure, Soarin' Over California, and Aladdin: A Musical Spectacular. Gain access to places seldom seen by the public, including Walt Disney's private apartment and a secret club in New Orleans Square.

Wednesday, July 14, 6:00 p.m. and 9:00 p.m., and Thursday, July 15, 1:00 a.m., 5:00 a.m., and 1:00 p.m., Discovery HD: "America's Thrillmakers". A look at major attractions at Walt Disney World focuses on the thought and imagination that go into creating them and the riders' reactions to what they experience. Attractions featured include the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror, Rock N Roller Coaster, Splash Mountain, Dinosaur and Mission: Space.

Sunday, July 18, 7:00 p.m. and 11:00 p.m., Food Network: Unwrapped - "Walt Disney World Resort." A peek behind the scenes at Walt Disney World shows what goes into making the food that delights Disney theme park guests, including segments on Mickey Mouse chocolate-covered ice cream bars, turkey legs, Chef Mickey's at the Contemporary Resort, and the preparation of fairy tale wedding cakes.

B. Shows Taking Place At Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Wednesday, July 14, 4:00 p.m., Country Music Television (CMT): "LeAnn Rimes In Concert." A concert performance by the country music star at Walt Disney World is intercut with clips of the singer with her family, friends, and band.

Thursday, July 15, 9:00 a.m., Discovery HD: A Wedding Story - "Jen and Tom." A couple who met while portraying Cinderella and Prince Charming at Walt Disney World plan their real-life wedding.

Friday, July 16, 2:30 p.m., Nickolodeon: Sabrina the Teenage Witch: "Disney World." While visiting Disney's Animal Kingdom, Sabrina makes a potion that will transform her into an animal, but Valerie takes the potion for herself and Libby.

Tuesday, July 20, 3:00 p.m., and Wednesday, July 21, 10:00 a.m., Oxygen: Roseanne - "We're Going to Disney World." Roseanne decides to use Dan's severance check to take the family to Walt Disney World.

Tuesday, July 20, 3:30 p.m., and Wednesday, July 21, 10:30 a.m., Oxygen: Roseanne - "Disney World War II." Walt Disney World has a profound effect on Roseanne's usually complaining brood.

Well, that's going to do it for this time, folks. Before you go, how 'bout joining me for a little barbecue? I actually got the ol' Grillmaster going without blowing it up, and the steaks I put on the grill should be just about... um... oh, boy... I mean the beef jerky that I prepared as an appetizer is done! Just brush off the ashes and it'll be fine. (Yelling to the screen door) Honey, as long as you're by the phone, could you order some pizza? Have a happy summer, and take care, everyone!

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"
+++++ On 7/17/05 , I'll be deceased, destitute, or at Disneyland! +++++

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everybody - hope you had a nice July 4th weekend! I'm back from Pittsburgh, safe and sound {well, at least no less sound than I was when I left! :) } In case you're wondering, I did make it to Kennywood - it was a different experience from Disney, but it was a lot of fun, and I had a little bit of an adventure getting back to my hotel. But I'll save that story for another time - let's talk about Disney theme parks on TV, shall we?

Well, you folks that just got an HDTV set up in your living room should be pretty happy next week - Discovery HD has got three shows on featuring WDW. For the rest of us that don't have HD, well...there's not too much on, but we do have a sitcom episode featuring WDW and a concert at WDW for you country music fans. Here's what's coming up. (As always, all times are PDT, and all shows are on the...um, wait a minute, there are no shows on the Travel Channel this time. All shows are on where I say they're on! )

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks

Wednesday, July 14, 5:00 p.m. and 8:00 p.m., and Thursday, July 15, midnight, 4:00 a.m., and 12:00 p.m., Discovery HD: "Disneyland Resort: Behind The Scenes." Explore the world-famous California theme park and its California-themed sister park for a look at rides and shows such as the Matterhorn Bobsleds, the Indiana Jones Adventure, Soarin' Over California, and Aladdin: A Musical Spectacular. Gain access to places seldom seen by the public, including Walt Disney's private apartment and a secret club in New Orleans Square.

Wednesday, July 14, 6:00 p.m. and 9:00 p.m., and Thursday, July 15, 1:00 a.m., 5:00 a.m., and 1:00 p.m., Discovery HD: "America's Thrillmakers". A look at major attractions at Walt Disney World focuses on the thought and imagination that go into creating them and the riders' reactions to what they experience. Attractions featured include the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror, Rock N Roller Coaster, Splash Mountain, Dinosaur and Mission: Space.

B. Shows Taking Place At Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Thursday, July 8, 3:00 p.m. and 6:00 p.m., Noggin; Friday, July 16, 2:30 p.m., Nickolodeon: Sabrina the Teenage Witch: "Disney World." While visiting Disney's Animal Kingdom, Sabrina makes a potion that will transform her into an animal, but Valerie takes the potion for herself and Libby.

Wednesday, July 14, 4:00 p.m., Country Music Television (CMT): "LeAnn Rimes In Concert." A concert performance by the country music star at Walt Disney World is intercut with clips of the singer with her family, friends, and band.

Thursday, July 15, 9:00 a.m., Discovery HD: A Wedding Story - "Jen and Tom." A couple who met while portraying Cinderella and Prince Charming at Walt Disney World plan their real-life wedding.

And that's all I have for this time, folks! Have a good week, enjoy the summer weather, and I'll be back again soon. Until then, take care, everyone!

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"
+++++ On 7/17/05 , I'll be deceased, destitute, or at Disneyland! +++++

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everyone!

Sorry I'm late this week, folks - I have to leave on a business trip to Pittsburgh soon, and I'm trying to make sure I have everything. Let's see...business clothes? Check. Files and folders? Check. Stationery and office supplies? Check. Directions to Kennywood? Check...um, I mean, how did that get in there? I wouldn't visit an amusement park on a business trip, nosiree bob! I'll just put those directions in my pocket and, uh, throw 'em away later. Yeah, that's it. ;)

Anyway, on to our listings! There are a lot of shows coming up in the next couple of weeks, folks. We have a lot of old favorites on the Travel Channel (keep July 2nd open, folks - trust me on this one), a couple of sitcom episodes featuring WDW, a show with a new segment about one of peoples' favorite WDW attractions, and (if I'm not mistaken) we have your kids' last chance to catch their favorite Disney Channel teen stars in concert at DCA if you're a DirecTV subscriber. And, by popular demand, I'm now including Disney theme park-related TV shows broadcast on HD channels! {You can thank me by inviting me over to watch the shows on your HD TV. :) }Here's what's coming up. (As always, all times are PDT and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted. Programs new to the listings are noted by an asterisk {*} after the description.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Friday, June 25, 7:00 p.m. and 10:00 p.m., and Saturday, June 26, 7:00 a.m.: "Disney's Animal Kingdom." A visit behind the scenes of Walt Disney World's fourth and newest theme park. Learn about the challenges of combining thrill rides and live animals; also have a look at the secrets behind "Dinosaur!", featuring Disney's largest Audio- Animatronic figures.

Saturday, June 26, 2:00 p.m, and Sunday, June 27, 1:00 p.m., Food Network: "Disney's Fairy Tale Weddings." Host Sandra Pinckney takes us along as wedding planners and chefs bring together various elements to make the most magical weddings in the (Walt Disney) World a reality.

Sunday, June 27, 7:30 a.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Wilderness Lodge." Host Samantha Brown explores the Walt Disney World hotel inspired by the great national park lodges, going on a quest to find the Fire Rock Geyser and taking a wild ride through the wilderness on the Magic Kingdom's Big Thunder Mountain Railroad.

Monday, June 28, 5:00 p.m. and 8:00 p.m., Tuesday, June 29, 12:00 midnight, 4:00 a.m. and 12:00 noon, Discovery HD Channel; Friday, July 2, 2:00 p.m., Travel Channel: "Disneyland Resort: Behind The Scenes." Explore the world-famous California theme park and its California-themed sister park and have a look at rides and shows such as the Matterhorn Bobsleds, the Indiana Jones Adventure, Soarin' Over California, and Aladdin: A Musical Spectacular. Gain access to places seldom seen by the public, including Walt Disney's private apartment and a secret club in New Orleans Square.

Friday, July 2, 8:30 a.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Grand Californian Hotel." Host Samantha Brown visits the premier hotel of the Disneyland Resort, having breakfast with Disney characters at Storytellers' Cafe, getting a look at an exclusive, large, and luxurious suite, and joining a group of teenage hotel guests for some wild rides at Disney's California Adventure.

Friday, July 2, 3:00 p.m.: "Disney's Imagineers." Learn about the process behind the creation of attractions for the Disney theme parks, from initial concept to design to construction and testing, and explore some of WDW's most popular attractions, such as Pirates of the Caribbean, Splash Mountain, and the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror.

Friday, July 2, 4:00 p.m. and 11:00 p.m.: "Walt Disney World Resort: Behind the Scenes." Explore the history and the inner workings of the Florida Disney theme parks in an in-depth, behind the scenes tour of America's favorite vacation destination.

Friday, July 2, 5:00 p.m. and 8:00 p.m.: "Ultimate Walt Disney World." Discover how different thematic and mechanical elements are combined by the Imagineers to provide fun and excitement to guests on marquee Walt Disney World attractions such as Space Mountain, the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror, Test Track, Dinosaur, and Mission: Space.

B. Shows with Segments About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Thursday, June 24, 7:00 p.m. and 10:00 p.m., and Friday, June 25, 3:00 a.m., 6:00 a.m., 11:00 a.m., and 2:00 p.m., The Science Channel: Master Plans - "Reach For the Sky." A look at unique structures and the visionaries who made them possible includes a segment about Walt Disney World.

Tuesday, June 29, 4:00 p.m., and Wednesday, June 30, 12:00 midnight and 8:00 a.m., The Science Channel: Discover Magazine - "Fear". A program about how fear affects people features a segment on Disney-MGM Studios' Twilight Zone Tower of Terror.*

C. Shows Taking Place At Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Friday, June 25 - Sunday, June 27; numerous airings (check listings for times), DirecTV Freeview Channel: "Disneymania In Concert." A program about some of Disney's young stars performing their versions of classic Disney songs features Raven, Stevie Brock, and Jesse McCartney performing on stage at Disney's California Adventure.

Monday, June 28, 6:00 p.m. and 9:00 p.m., and Tuesday, June 29, 2:00 a.m. and 5:00 a.m., Nick at Nite: Full House - "The House Meets The Mouse(Part 1)." The Tanner family visits Walt Disney World.

Monday, June 28, 6:30 p.m. and 9:30 p.m., and Tuesday, June 29, 2:30 a.m. and 5:30 a.m., Nick at Nite: Full House - "The House Meets The Mouse (conclusion)."Jesse & Jimmy have an unexpected visitor during their underwater radio show at Epcot; Danny proposes to Vicky.

Thursday, July 1, 10:00 a.m., The Learning Channel: A Wedding Story - "Kelly and Robert." A couple prepares for their fairy-tale Disney wedding at WDW's Grand Floridian Resort.

Friday, July 2, 2:00 p.m., ABC Family: Boy Meets World - "The Happiest Show on Earth." Cory heads to Walt Disney World with the hopes of winning back Topanga, but she thinks he has other plans.

Okay, folks, have the programmers given you enough shows to watch for the next two weeks? :) That's going to do it for this time; have a good week and I'll be back soon. Until then, take care, everyone! (Now, where'd I put those directions to Kennywood?)

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"
+++++ On 7/17/05 , I'll be deceased, destitute, or at Disneyland! +++++

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everyone!

Happy Flag Day, folks! In honor of today, I've gotten out my special American flag - the one with mouse ears in place of stars - and put it out on the flagpole. OK, so it wasn't exactly MY flagpole, but it's the thought that counts! Anyway, we've got a lot of shows on the schedule for the next couple of weeks including - fanfare, please - a couple of new shows! You folks who are WDW fans are just going to be in mouse heaven (that's the Disney fan's version of "hog heaven", in case you're wondering) by all we have to offer. Here's what's coming up. (As always, all times are PDT and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise listed. Shows that are new to the listings are listed with an asterisk {*} after the description.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Friday, June 18, 4:00 p.m.: "Disney Cruise Line." A close-up look at the public areas and behind the scenes on the Disney Magic and the Disney Wonder, including segments on the ships' planning, design, and construction, visits to the galley, engine control room, a theatre hosting Broadway-style productions, and the luxurious Walt Disney Suite, and a look at Disney Cruise Line's private island, Castaway Cay.

Friday, June 18, 5:00 p.m. and 8:00 p.m.: "Ultimate Walt Disney World." Discover how different thematic and mechanical elements are combined by the Imagineers to provide fun and excitement to guests on marquee Walt Disney World attractions such as Space Mountain, the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror, Test Track, Dinosaur, and Mission: Space.

Sunday, June 20, 7:00 p.m.and 10:00 p.m., Saturday, June 26, 2:00 p.m, and Sunday, June 27, 1:00 p.m., Food Network: "Disney's Fairy Tale Weddings." Host Sandra Pinckney takes us along as wedding planners and chefs bring together various elements to make the most magical weddings in the (Walt Disney) World a reality.*

Tuesday, June 22, 4:00 p.m. and 10:00 p.m.: World's Best - "Top Ten Family Resorts." A countdown on the ten best resorts to take the whole family for a fun and exciting vacation features a segment on Disney's Animal Kingdom Lodge.

B. Shows with Segments About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Thursday, June 24, 7:00 p.m. and 10:00 p.m., and Friday, June 25, 3:00 a.m., 6:00 a.m., 11:00 a.m., and 2:00 p.m., The Science Channel: Master Plans - "Reach For the Sky." A look at unique structures and the visionaries who made them possible includes a segment about Walt Disney World.*

C. Shows Taking Place At Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Tuesday, June 15, 10:00 a.m., The Learning Channel: Second Chance - "Stella and Sean." A couple who fell in love while working together in Cedar Rapids, IA and then broke up when one of them became the lead singer in a band have a magical reunion at Walt Disney World.

Wednesday, June 16, 10:00 a.m., ABC Family: Family Matters - "We're Going To Disney World (Part 1)." As a finalist in an inventors contest, Steve invites the Winslows on his trip to Walt Disney World, where Laura has a fantasy romance --with Stefan Urquelle.

Wednesday, June 16, 10:30 a.m., ABC Family: Family Matters - "We're Going To Disney World (Conclusion)." Myra rushes to Walt Disney World, fearing something is amiss with Steve - and it's no Mickey Mouse worry: He's proposed to Laura by the time Myra arrives.

Friday, June 18 - Sunday, June 20 and Friday, June 25 - Sunday, June 27; numerous airings (check listings for times), DirecTV Freeview Channel: "Disneymania In Concert." A program about some of Disney's young stars performing their versions of classic Disney songs features Raven, Stevie Brock, and Jesse McCartney performing on stage at Disney's California Adventure.

Okay, that's going to do it for this time! I'd better go out and get my flag before... (Phone rings.) Hello? Mr. Mayor! What can I do for...(Pause) Flag? What flag? (Pause.) Oh, THAT flag. (Pause) Now, Mr. Mayor, it was just a joke. I really don't think we really need to involve the police... (Pause). Yes, sir. I'll be down to City Hall right away. (Hangs up phone.) Some people just have no sense of humor. Have a good week, and take care, everyone!

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"
+++++ On 7/17/05 , I'll be deceased, destitute, or at Disneyland! +++++

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everybody!

I'm really excited about what I have to offer in the listings this week. We have a really good selection of shows coming up in the next couple of weeks; we have several shows featuring WDW, a couple of shows featuring the Disney Cruise Line - something to whet the appetites of you folks on the West Coast who've booked a cruise for next summer! - a show featuring a concert held at the Disneyland Resort, and a couple of classic sitcom episodes featuring WDW. I'm also pleased to include a listing for a recently released DVD that features a seldom seen film that I've been hoping to see released since I learned of its existence a few years ago. (Thank you, Leonard Maltin and Dave Smith!) Let's get started! (As always, all times are PDT and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise listed. Shows that are new to the listings are listed with an asterisk {*} after the description.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Tuesday, June 8, 12:00 p.m., and Thursday, June 10, 8:30 a.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Wilderness Lodge." Host Samantha Brown explores the Walt Disney World hotel inspired by the great national park lodges, going on a quest to find the Fire Rock Geyser and taking a wild ride through the wilderness on the Magic Kingdom's Big Thunder Mountain Railroad.

Thursday, June 10, 8:00 a.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Grand Floridian." Host Samantha Brown shows us the premier hotel of the Walt Disney World resort and spends some time having fun at the Magic Kingdom.

Friday, June 18, 4:00 p.m.: "Disney Cruise Line." A close-up look at the public areas and behind the scenes on the Disney Magic and the Disney Wonder, including segments on the ships' planning, design, and construction, visits to the galley, engine control room, a theatre hosting Broadway-style productions, and the luxurious Walt Disney Suite, and a look at Disney Cruise Line's private island, Castaway Cay.

Friday, June 18, 5:00 p.m. and 8:00 p.m.: "Ultimate Walt Disney World." Discover how different thematic and mechanical elements are combined by the Imagineers to provide fun and excitement to guests on marquee Walt Disney World attractions such as Space Mountain, the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror, Test Track, Dinosaur, and Mission: Space.

B. Shows with Segments About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Monday, June 7, 6:00 a.m., RFDTV: "Making It Grow." A "best of" edition of the gardening show features segments on the 1999 Epcot International Flower and Garden Festival, including exotic plants found at Epcot, and a segment on how Disney creates topiaries for the theme parks.

Wednesday, June 9, 4:00 p.m. and 11:00 p.m.: World's Best - "Cruise Ships." A countdown of the world's best cruise ship vacations includes a segment on the Disney Wonder.

C. Shows Taking Place At Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Friday, June 11, 3:00 p.m., and Saturday, June 12, 9:00 a.m., ABC Family: Full House - "The House Meets The Mouse(Part 1)." The Tanner family visits Walt Disney World.

Friday, June 11, 3:30 p.m., and Saturday, June 12, 9:30 a.m., ABC Family: Full House - "The House Meets The Mouse (conclusion)." Jesse & Jimmy have an unexpected visitor during their underwater radio show at Epcot; Danny proposes to Vicky.

Friday, June 11 - Sunday, June 13 and Friday, June 18 - Sunday, June 20; numerous airings (check listings for times), DirecTV Freeview Channel: "Disneymania In Concert." A program about some of Disney's young stars performing their versions of classic Disney songs features Raven, Stevie Brock, and Jesse McCartney performing on stage at Disney's California Adventure.

Tuesday, June 15, 10:00 a.m., The Learning Channel: Second Chance - "Stella and Sean." A couple who fell in love while working together in Cedar Rapids, IA and then broke up when one of them became the lead singer in a band have a magical reunion at Walt Disney World.

Wednesday, June 16, 10:00 a.m, ABC Family: Family Matters - "We're Going To Disney World (Part 1)." As a finalist in an inventors contest, Steve invites the Winslows on his trip to Walt Disney World, where Laura has a fantasy romance --with Stefan Urquelle.

Wednesday, June 16, 10:30 a.m., ABC Family: Family Matters - "We're Going To Disney World (Conclusion)." Myra rushes to Walt Disney World, fearing something is amiss with Steve - and it's no Mickey Mouse worry: He's proposed to Laura by the time Myra arrives.

D. Special: DVD Releases Containing Programs about Disney Theme Park History

Now available: "Walt Disney Treasures: Tomorrowland." A limited edition 2-disc DVD set featuring classic Disney TV episodes about space also features "Epcot", where Walt Disney, in his last film appearance before his death in 1966, reveals his concepts and plans for Disney World and the Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow, as well as an interview with longtime Imagineer Marty Sklar.*

OK, folks, that's going to do it for this time! Everybody have a great week, and I'll be back again soon. Until then, take care, everyone.

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"
+++++ On 7/17/05 , I'll be deceased, destitute, or at Disneyland! +++++

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everybody!

Sorry to disappoint you, folks, but I'm going to skip the cute intro this week - this post is going to be long enough just with the listings! If you can't find at least one show about the Disney parks that interests you in the next two weeks, you're just not trying; we've got more episodes of Samantha Brown than should be allowed by law within a two-week period :), a show about gardening at the Disney parks, and a show featuring a segment about the Disney Cruise Line, in addition to shows featuring newlyweds, Disney pop stars, sitcom stars, Wayne Brady... whew! We've got an embarrassment of Disney theme park riches, folks. Here's what's coming up. (As usual, all times are PDT and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted. Shows new to the listings are noted by an asterisk{*} after the program description.

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Saturday, June 5, 6:00 a.m.: "Disney's Animal Kingdom." A visit behind the scenes of Walt Disney World's fourth and newest theme park. Learn about the challenges of combining thrill rides and live animals; also have a look at the secrets behind "Dinosaur!", featuring Disney's largest Audio-Animatronic figures.

Tuesday, June 8, 8:00 a.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Animal Kingdom Lodge." Host Samantha Brown takes us on a tour of Walt Disney World's African-themed resort, including a special early-morning safari at Disney's Animal Kingdom.

Tuesday, June 8, 12:00 p.m., and Thursday, June 10, 8:30 a.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Wilderness Lodge." Host Samantha Brown explores the Walt Disney World hotel inspired by the great national park lodges, going on a quest to find the Fire Rock Geyser and taking a wild ride through the wilderness on the Magic Kingdom's Big Thunder Mountain Railroad.

Thursday, June 10, 8:00 a.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Grand Floridian." Host Samantha Brown shows us the premier hotel of the Walt Disney World resort and spends some time having fun at the Magic Kingdom.

B. Shows with Segments About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Thursday, June 3 , 7:00 a.m., 3:00 p.m., and 9:00 p.m.; Friday, June 4, 3:00 a.m. and 9:00 a.m.; Sunday, June 6, 12:00 a.m., and Sunday, June 7, 6:00 a.m., RFDTV: "Making It Grow." Features segments on the agricultural and horticultural aspects of Disneyland and exotic plants found at Epcot.

Wednesday, June 9, 4:00 p.m. and 11:00 p.m.: World's Best - "Cruise Ships." A countdown of the world's best cruise ship vacations includes a segment on the Disney Wonder.

C. Shows Taking Place At Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Wednesday, June 2 - Friday, June 4, syndicated (check local listings for time and channel): "The Wayne Brady Show." Host Wayne Brady broadcasts a week of shows from Walt Disney World.*

Wednesday, June 2, 6:00 p.m. and 9:00 p.m., Nick at Nite; Friday, June 11, 3:00 p.m., and Saturday, June 12, 9:00 a.m., ABC Family: Full House - "The House Meets The Mouse(Part 1)." The Tanner family visits Walt Disney World.

Wednesday, June 2, 6:30 p.m. and 9:30 p.m., Nick at Nite; Friday, June 11, 3:30 p.m., and Saturday, June 12, 9:30 a.m., ABC Family: Full House - "The House Meets The Mouse (conclusion)." Jesse & Jimmy have an unexpected visitor during their underwater radio show at Epcot; Danny proposes to Vicky.

Wednesday, June 2, 7:00 p.m. and 10:00 p.m. Nick at Nite: Roseanne - "We're Going to Disney World." Roseanne decides to use Dan's severance check to take the family to Walt Disney World.

Wednesday, June 2, 7:30 p.m. and 10:30 p.m., Nick at Nite: Roseanne - "Disney World War II." Walt Disney World has a profound effect on Roseanne's usually complaining brood.

Friday, June 4 - Sunday, June 7, numerous airings (check listings for times), DirecTV Freeview Channel: "Disneymania In Concert." Raven, Stevie Brock, and Jesse McCartney perform classic Disney songs at the Disneyland Resort.*

Friday, June 4, 7:30 a.m., The Learning Channel: A Wedding Story -"Xan and Chris (update)." A return visit to a couple from a previous episode shows the changes they've experienced since the wedding, including a move from New York to Walt Disney World.

Well, folks, that's all for this time {and, some may argue, that's enough! :) } Everybody have a good week, and I'll be back again soon. Until then, take care everyone. (To Paul's lovely fiancée) Honey, have you seen my exercise ball? I think I've got writer's cramp...

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everybody!

Well, apparently there are some TV programmers who read these posts and are tired of listening to me complain about the lack of Disney theme park shows on the air :) , because a bunch of shows featuring the Disney parks have popped up on the schedule for the next couple of weeks. Okay, all the shows have aired before, but there's a show on the Food Network that's only aired once before (well, technically twice - once for each coast on the same day), so you'll have a chance to catch it again in case you missed it the first time around. (Like I did. Hey, just because I write these posts doesn't mean that I remember to tape them!) For you folks that like watching sitcoms featuring WDW, June 2 is your night, with back-to-back 2-part episodes of "Full House" and "Roseanne" featuring visits there. Get the popcorn ready! Here's what's coming up. (As always, all times are PDT and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted. Shows new to the listings are indicated by an asterisk {*} after the description.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Wednesday, May 26, 7:00 a.m., and Saturday, May 29, 8:00 a.m.: "Disney Cruise Line." A close-up look at the public areas and behind the scenes on the Disney Magic and the Disney Wonder, including segments on the ships' planning, design, and construction, visits to the galley, engine control room, a theatre hosting Broadway-style productions, and the luxurious Walt Disney Suite, and a look at Disney Cruise Line's private island, Castaway Cay.

Friday, May 28, 8:00 a.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Grand Californian Hotel." Host Samantha Brown visits the premier hotel of the Disneyland Resort, having breakfast with Disney characters at Storytellers' Cafe, getting a look at an exclusive, large, and luxurious suite, and joining a group of teenage hotel guests for some wild rides at Disney's California Adventure.

Friday, May 28, 7:30 p.m. and 11:30 p.m., Food Network: Into the Fire - "Disneyland: the Happiest Food in Earth". Take an exclusive look behind the scenes at the Disneyland Resort to see how the Happiest Place on Earth feeds its visitors, exploring restaurants such as the Blue Bayou, Ariel's Grotto and the Plaza Inn while following a typical evening at the prestigious Napa Rose Restaurant at the Grand Californian Hotel.*

Monday, May 31, 9:00 a.m.: "Ultimate Walt Disney World." Discover the different thematic and mechanical elements that are combined to provide fun and thrills to guests on Walt Disney World attractions such as Space Mountain, the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror, and Mission: Space.

B. Shows Taking Place At Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Wednesday, June 2, 6:00 p.m. and 9:00 p.m., Nick at Nite: Full House - "The House Meets The Mouse(Part 1)." The Tanner family visits Walt Disney World.

Wednesday, June 2, 6:30 p.m. and 9:30 p.m., Nick at Nite: Full House - "The House Meets The Mouse (conclusion)." Jesse & Jimmy have an unexpected visitor during their underwater radio show at Epcot; Danny proposes to Vicky.

Wednesday, June 2, 7:00 p.m. and 10:00 p.m. Nick at Nite: Roseanne - "We're Going to Disney World." Roseanne decides to use Dan's severance check to take the family to Walt Disney World.

Wednesday, June 2, 7:30 p.m. and 10:30 p.m., Nick at Nite: Roseanne - "Disney World War II." Walt Disney World has a profound effect on Roseanne's usually complaining brood.

Friday, June 4, 7:30 a.m., The Learning Channel: A Wedding Story -"Xan and Chris (update)." A return visit to a couple from a previous episode shows the changes they've experienced since the wedding, including a move from New York to Walt Disney World.

That's going to do it for this time out, folks. Have a great Memorial Day weekend, and I'll be back again soon. Until then, take care, everyone!

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello there, wizards, witches and Muggles! (Sorry, I saw the previews for "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban" on Sunday and the effect hasn't quite worn off...)

Well, folks, the TV season is just about over and the summer movie season is almost upon us. Now would probably be a good time to get out the "summer preview" issue of your favorite entertainment magazine and decide what you want to see... which is my way of saying there isn't all that much coming up in the next couple of weeks. There are several favorites coming up on the Travel Channel, but nothing new just yet; hopefully, that'll change soon. Here's what's coming up. (As always, all times are PDT and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Friday, May 14, 8:00 a.m., and Friday, May 28, 8:00 a.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Grand Californian Hotel." Host Samantha Brown visits the premier hotel of the Disneyland Resort, having breakfast with Disney characters at Storytellers' Cafe, getting a look at an exclusive, large, and luxurious suite, and joining a group of teenage hotel guests for some wild rides at Disney's California Adventure.

Wednesday, May 26, 7:00 a.m., and Saturday, May 29, 8:00 a.m.: "Disney Cruise Line." A close-up look at the public areas and behind the scenes on the Disney Magic and the Disney Wonder, including segments on the ships' planning, design, and construction, visits to the galley, engine control room, a theatre hosting Broadway-style productions, and the luxurious Walt Disney Suite, and a look at Disney Cruise Line's private island, Castaway Cay.

Monday, May 31, 9:00 a.m.: "Ultimate Walt Disney World." Discover the different thematic and mechanical elements that are combined to provide fun and thrills to guests on Walt Disney World attractions such as Space Mountain, the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror, and Mission: Space.

B. Shows With Segments About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Friday, May 14, 4:00 p.m. and 11:00 p.m.: World's Best - "Top Ten Family Resorts." A countdown on the ten best resorts to take the whole family for a fun and exciting vacation features a segment on Disney's Animal Kingdom Lodge.

Anyway, that's going to do it for this time, folks. If you'll excuse me, I've got to get to my local movie theatre and save a spot in line for... well, heck, I'm going to be there just about every week for another big premiere anyway, I might as well just camp out there! Anybody got some camping gear I can borrow? :) Have a good week, and take care, everyone!

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Bienvenidos, everybody - Happy Cinco de Mayo! :)

We're having a bit of a fiesta this time out - not only because Cinco De Mayo's on Wednesday, but also because it looks like we're going to have a pretty good selection of theme park shows this month. Granted, a lot of them are repeats of old favorites, but the Travel Channel will apparently be offering a new show featuring WDW later on this month - well, that's something, at least. Here's what's coming up. (As always, all times are PDT and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted. Shows new to the listings will have an asterisk {*} after the description.

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Friday, May 7, 1:00 p.m.: "Disneyland Resort: Behind The Scenes." Explore the world-famous California theme park and its California-themed sister park and have a look at rides and shows such as the Matterhorn Bobsleds, the Indiana Jones Adventure, Soarin' Over California, and Aladdin: A Musical Spectacular. Gain access to places seldom seen by the public, including Walt Disney's private apartment and a secret club in New Orleans Square.

Friday, May 7, 2:00 p.m.: "Disney's Imagineers." Learn about the process behind the creation of attractions for the Disney theme parks, from initial concept to design to construction and testing, and explore some of WDW's most popular attractions, such as Pirates of the Caribbean, Splash Mountain, and the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror.

Friday, May 7, 3:00 p.m.: "Undiscovered Walt Disney World." Discover some of the lesser-known things to do and see at the Walt Disney World Resort, including the Richard Petty Driving Experience, para-sailing on Bay Lake, dinner at Victoria and Albert's, DisneyQuest, La Nouba at Cirque du Soleil, and the Magic Kingdom's SpectroMagic parade.

Friday, May 7, 4:00 p.m. and 11:00 p.m.: "Disney's Animal Kingdom." A visit behind the scenes of Walt Disney World's fourth and newest theme park. Learn about the challenges of combining thrill rides and live animals; also have a look at the secrets behind "Dinosaur!", featuring Disney's largest Audio-Animatronic figures.

Friday, May 14, 8:00 a.m., and Friday, May 28, 8:00 a.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Grand Californian Hotel." Host Samantha Brown visits the premier hotel of the Disneyland Resort, having breakfast with Disney characters at Storytellers' Cafe, getting a look at an exclusive, large, and luxurious suite, and joining a group of teenage hotel guests for some wild rides at Disney's California Adventure.

Saturday, May 29, 8:00 a.m.: "Disney Cruise Line." A close-up look at the public areas and behind the scenes on the Disney Magic and the Disney Wonder, including segments on the ships' planning, design, and construction, visits to the galley, engine control room, a theatre hosting Broadway-style productions, and the luxurious Walt Disney Suite, and a look at Disney Cruise Line's private island, Castaway Cay.

Monday, May 31, 9:00 a.m.: "Ultimate Walt Disney World." Discover the different thematic and mechanical elements that are combined to provide fun and thrills to guests on Walt Disney World attractions such as Space Mountain, the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror, and Mission: Space.*

B. Shows With Segments About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Friday, May 14, 4:00 p.m. and 11:00 p.m.: World's Best - "Top Ten Family Resorts." A countdown on the ten best resorts to take the whole family for a fun and exciting vacation features a segment on Disney's Animal Kingdom Lodge.

C. Shows Taking Place at Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Thursday, May 6, 10:00 a.m., The Learning Channel: Second Chance - "Stella and Sean." A couple who fell in love while working together in Cedar Rapids, IA and then broke up when one of them became the lead singer in a band have a magical reunion at Walt Disney World.

Monday, May 10, 11:00 a.m., The Learning Channel: A Wedding Story - "Jen and Tom." A couple who met while portraying Cinderella and Prince Charming at Walt Disney World plan their real-life wedding.

Okay, folks, that looks like that'll do it for this time. Have a good week, and be sure to try a margarita and some nachos before you go! Adios, and take care, everyone!

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everybody!

Boy, is it hot here today! We're experiencing a bit of a spring heat wave here in Southern California, so I'm trying to make do as best I can. Good thing I bought that Misty-Mate last time I was at Disneyland! (Don't worry, folks, my computer's protected from the water mist by my collection of Mickey Mouse ponchos.) Anyway, we've got some good shows coming up in the next couple of weeks, so if you can't make it to the beach or to the pool, set the fan up in front of the TV and pretend you're in Florida or California while you see DL and WDW on the screen. Here's what's coming up. (As always, all times are PDT and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Thursday, April 29, 11:00 a.m.: "Inside Disneyland Paris." A look behind the scenes at the rides, shows and characters of Disney's first European theme park, including a look at headliner attractions such as "Space Mountain", "Honey, I Shrunk the Audience" and "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Peril."

Friday, April 30, 7:00 p.m. and 10:00 p.m., and Saturday, May 1, 7:00 a.m.: "Walt Disney World Resort: Behind the Scenes." Explore the history and the inner workings of the Florida Disney theme parks in an in-depth, behind the scenes tour of America's favorite vacation destination.

Sunday, May 2, 7:00 a.m., and Friday, May 14, 8:00 a.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Grand Californian Hotel." Host Samantha Brown visits the premier hotel of the Disneyland Resort, having breakfast with Disney characters at Storytellers' Cafe, getting a look at an exclusive, large, and luxurious suite, and joining a group of teenage hotel guests for some wild rides at Disney's California Adventure.

Friday, May 7, 1:00 p.m.: "Disneyland Resort: Behind The Scenes." Explore the world-famous California theme park and its California-themed sister park and have a look at rides and shows such as the Matterhorn Bobsleds, the Indiana Jones Adventure, Soarin' Over California, and Aladdin: A Musical Spectacular. Gain access to places seldom seen by the public, including Walt Disney's private apartment and a secret club in New Orleans Square.

Friday, May 7, 2:00 p.m.: "Disney's Imagineers." Learn about the process behind the creation of attractions for the Disney theme parks, from initial concept to design to construction and testing, and explore some of WDW's most popular attractions, such as Pirates of the Caribbean, Splash Mountain, and the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror.

Friday, May 7, 3:00 p.m.: "Undiscovered Walt Disney World." Discover some of the lesser-known things to do and see at the Walt Disney World Resort, including the Richard Petty Driving Experience, para-sailing on Bay Lake, dinner at Victoria and Albert's, DisneyQuest, La Nouba at Cirque du Soleil, and the Magic Kingdom's SpectroMagic parade.

Friday, May 7, 4:00 p.m. and 11:00 p.m.: "Disney's Animal Kingdom." A visit behind the scenes of Walt Disney World's fourth and newest theme park. Learn about the challenges of combining thrill rides and live animals; also have a look at the secrets behind "Dinosaur!", featuring Disney's largest Audio-Animatronic figures.

B. Shows With Segments About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Friday, May 14, 4:00 p.m. and 11:00 p.m.: World's Best - "Top Ten Family Resorts." A countdown on the ten best resorts to take the whole family for a fun and exciting vacation features a segment on Disney's Animal Kingdom Lodge.

C. Shows Taking Place at Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Friday, April 30, 8:00, ABC: George Lopez - "George Goes to Disneyland." George refuses to join the family at Disneyland until he clears the air with Benny about why he's never been there.

Sunday, May 2, 6:00 p.m., PAX-TV (program also syndicated - check local listings or visit http://www.colgatecountryshowdown.com for other times and channels): "Country Showdown". Billy Ray Cyrus and Kassie De Paiva host the 22nd annual talent competition from Walt Disney World, featuring six regional finalists vying for a $100,000 grand prize.

Thursday, May 6, 10:00 a.m., The Learning Channel: Second Chance - "Stella and Sean." A couple who fell in love while working together in Cedar Rapids, IA and then broke up when one of them became the lead singer in a band have a magical reunion at Walt Disney World.

All right folks, that's going to do it for this time. I'm going to go down to Baskin Robbins and get some ice cream (I wonder if I should call ahead and see how big the line is!). I'll be back again soon; until then, take care, everyone.

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everyone!

I think the Travel Channel has declared 11:00 a.m. PDT to be the "Disney hour"; the reason I think that's the case is the number of Disney theme park TV shows airing in that time slot in the next week or so. I totally agree with this concept -- heck, I'd like to see a channel with nothing but Disney theme park shows! - but I wish they could do it at a time when I was at home. Ah, well, that's why we have VCR's, right? In addition to all those shows at 11, the Travel Channel will also air an old favorite in prime time next week, and ABC will have a sitcom episode featuring Disneyland. (I'm not sure, but I think an episode featuring a Disney theme park is a requirement if you have a hit show on ABC...) Here's what's coming up. (As always, all times are PDT and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted. Shows that are new to the listings are noted with an asterisk {*} after the description.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Tuesday, April 20, 11:00 a.m.: "Family Vacation In Orlando." Attractions in Orlando, FL, include Walt Disney World, Sea World, the Magic Kingdom, Animal Kingdom, Universal Studios, and Cypress Gardens. (Poster's note: This program contains only a couple of minutes of footage of the Walt Disney World Resort. There has been negative feedback on rec.arts.disney.parks about the lack of Disney footage in this program.)

Friday, April 23, 11:00 a.m.: "DisneySea Revealed." Get a look at the attractions, shows, water pageants, and restaurants (as well as a very popular fast food cart) at Disney's latest Japanese theme park, a park themed to the seas that cost almost 3 billion dollars and took 10 years to design and construct.

Saturday, April 24, 6:00 a.m., Friday, April 30, 7:00 p.m. and 10:00 p.m., and Saturday, May 1, 7:00 a.m.: "Walt Disney World Resort: Behind the Scenes." Explore the history and the inner workings of the Florida Disney theme parks in an in-depth, behind the scenes tour of America's favorite vacation destination.

Monday, April 26, 11:00 a.m.: "Disney's Imagineers." Learn about the process behind the creation of attractions for the Disney theme parks, from initial concept to design to construction and testing, and explore some of WDW's most popular attractions, such as Pirates of the Caribbean, Splash Mountain, and the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror.

Thursday, April 29, 11:00 a.m.: "Inside Disneyland Paris." A look behind the scenes at the rides, shows and characters of Disney's first European theme park, including a look at headliner attractions such as "Space Mountain", "Honey, I Shrunk the Audience" and "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Peril."

B. Shows Taking Place at Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Friday, April 30, 8:00, ABC: George Lopez - "George Goes to Disneyland." George refuses to join the family at Disneyland until he clears the air with Benny about why he's never been there.*

Sunday, May 2, 6:00 p.m., PAX-TV (program also syndicated - check local listings or visit http://www.colgatecountryshowdown.com for other times and channels): "Country Showdown". Billy Ray Cyrus and Kassie De Pane host the 22nd annual talent competition from Walt Disney World, featuring six regional finalists vying for a $100,000 grand prize.

And that's going to do it for this time, folks!

Have a good week, and I'll be back again soon; until then, take care, everyone.

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everybody!

Sorry, folks, I can't spend too much time chatting this week - I've got to finish my taxes and I'm having some...uh, disagreements...with my tax preparer. Just a minute. (Into phone) Why CAN'T I list the Walt Disney Company as a dependent? Do you know how much of my money goes to support them? (Pause) Oh, all right, take it out. I'll call you back. (Hangs up phone). Well, folks, if you need a break from tax time...and goodness knows I sure do!... get your VCRs and TiVos ready, because the Travel Channel has a bunch of shows featuring the Disney parks on the air on Tuesday afternoon and ABC is going to follow a host of "The View" on a 'Magical Gathering' on the same day. There are also some other fun shows coming up after April 15th, so you'll have plenty of chances to watch TV while you plan how to blow that tax refund. Here's what's coming up. (As always, all times listed are PDT and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted; shows new to the listings are noted with an asterisk {*} after the description.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Tuesday, April 13, 1:00 p.m.: "Disney's Imagineers." Learn about the process behind the creation of attractions for the Disney theme parks, from initial concept to design to construction and testing, and explore some of WDW's most popular attractions, such as Pirates of the Caribbean, Splash Mountain, and the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror.

Tuesday, April 13, 2:00 p.m.: "Disneyland Resort: Behind The Scenes." Explore the world-famous California theme park and its California-themed sister park and have a look at rides and shows such as the Matterhorn Bobsleds, the Indiana Jones Adventure, Soarin' Over California, and Aladdin: A Musical Spectacular. Gain access to places seldom seen by the public, including Walt Disney's private apartment and a secret club in New Orleans Square.

Tuesday, April 13, 3:00 p.m.: "Disney's Animal Kingdom." A visit behind the scenes of Walt Disney World's fourth and newest theme park. Learn about the challenges of combining thrill rides and live animals; also have a look at the secrets behind "Dinosaur!", featuring Disney's largest Audio-Animatronic figures.

Tuesday, April 13, 4:00 p.m.: "Ultimate Walt Disney World." A look at the rides at Walt Disney World focuses on the thought and imagination that go into creating them and the riders' reactions to what they experience.Attractions featured include the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror, Rock N Roller Coaster, Splash Mountain, Dinosaur and Mission: Space. (Poster's note: According to one of my sources, this program is essentially the same program aired previously on The Discovery Channel as "America's Thrillmakers.")

Tuesday, April 13, 5:00 p.m. and 8:00 p.m., and Saturday, April 17, 11:00 a.m.: "Disney Cruise Line." A close-up look at the public areas and behind the scenes on the Disney Magic and the Disney Wonder, including segments on the ships' planning, design, and construction, visits to the galley, engine control room, a theatre hosting Broadway-style productions, and the luxurious Walt Disney Suite, and a look at Disney Cruise Line's private island, Castaway Cay.

Saturday, April 17, 1:00 p.m., adn Sunday, April 18, 2:00 p.m., Food Network: Unwrapped - "Walt Disney World Resort." A peek behind the scenes at Walt Disney World shows what goes into making the food that delights Disney theme park guests, including segments on Mickey Mouse chocolate-covered ice cream bars, turkey legs, Chef Mickey's at the Contemporary Resort, and the preparation of fairy tale wedding cakes.

Tuesday, April 20, 11:00 a.m.: "Family Vacation In Orlando." Attractions in Orlando, FL, include Walt Disney World, Sea World, the Magic Kingdom, Animal Kingdom, Universal Studios, and Cypress Gardens. (Poster'snote: This program contains only a couple of minutes of footage of the Walt Disney World Resort. There has been negative feedback on rec.arts.disney.parks about the lack of Disney footage in this program.)

Friday, April 23, 11:00 a.m.: "DisneySea Revealed." Get a look at the attractions, shows, water pageants, and restaurants (as well as a very popular fast food cart) at Disney's latest Japanese theme park, a park themed to the seas that cost almost 3 billion dollars and took 10 years to design and construct.

B. Shows With Segments About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Tuesday, April 13, 10:00 a.m., ABC (airtime may be different in your area; check local listings): "The View." Co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck shares highlights of her recent reunion with seven of her Boston College roommates at Walt Disney World.

Thursday, April 22, 8:00 p.m., PBS (airtime may be different in your area; check local listings): Globe Trekker - "Paris City Guide." Host Justine Shapiro explores the City of Light, including a trip to Disneyland Paris.*

C. Shows Taking Place at Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Sunday, May 2, 6:00 p.m., PAX-TV (program also syndicated - check local listings or visit http://www.colgatecountryshowdown.com for other times and channels): "Country Showdown". Billy Ray Cyrus and Kassie De Pane host the 22nd annual talent competition from Walt Disney World, featuring six regional finalists vying for a $100,000 grand prize.

Okay, folks, that's going to do it for this time! (Phone rings.) Just a minute. Hello? (Pause) My trips to Walt Disney World are too a medical expense! They're therapeutic for me! (Pause) No, I've never been to Leavenworth. Why do you ask? (Pause). Oh. (Puts hand over receiver) I may be a while here, folks. I'd better go. Have a good week, and take care, everyone.

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello, everybody! (Yep, he's finally back...)

Sorry I've been away for so long, folks - hope you didn't miss me too much. Let me assure you that contrary to some rumors that are circulating, my disappearance had nothing to do with the savedisney.com, the Winnie the Pooh lawsuit, the stockholders' meeting, or Michael Eisner. {Anyway, that's my story and I'm sticking to it...} :)

Looks like I got back at just the right time, though - we have a new show on the Food Network on Disneyland restaurants, plus a repeat of the excellent episode of "Unwrapped" on the food at WDW -- Disney foodies rejoice! We have a concert at WDW for you LeAnn Rimes fans; apparently, the Travel Channel has declared April 13th "Disney day", because they're going to have most of an afternoon and evening featuring shows about Disney destinations. (Just the distraction you need while you're trying to finish your tax returns, eh?) Here's what's coming up. (All times listed are PDT {Did you remember to reset your clocks today?} and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted; shows new to the listings are noted with an asterisk {*} after the description.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Friday, April 9, 7:00 p.m. and 10:00 p.m., Food Network: Into the Fire - "Disneyland: The Happiest Food on Earth." A behind-the-scenes look at Disneyland's restaurants.*

Tuesday, April 13, 1:00 p.m.: "Disney's Imagineers." Learn about the process behind the creation of attractions for the Disney theme parks, from initial concept to design to construction and testing, and explore some of WDW's most popular attractions, such as Pirates of the Caribbean, Splash Mountain, and the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror.

Tuesday, April 13, 2:00 p.m.: "Disneyland Resort: Behind The Scenes." Explore the world-famous California theme park and its California-themed sister park and have a look at rides and shows such as the Matterhorn Bobsleds, the Indiana Jones Adventure, Soarin' Over California, and Aladdin: A Musical Spectacular. Gain access to places seldom seen by the public, including Walt Disney's private apartment and a secret club in New Orleans Square.

Tuesday, April 13, 3:00 p.m.: "Disney's Animal Kingdom." A visit behind the scenes of Walt Disney World's fourth and newest theme park. Learn about the challenges of combining thrill rides and live animals; also have a look at the secrets behind "Dinosaur!", featuring Disney's largest Audio-Animatronic figures.

Tuesday, April 13, 4:00 p.m.: "Ultimate Walt Disney World." A look at the rides at Walt Disney World focuses on the thought and imagination that go into creating them and the riders' reactions to what they experience.Attractions featured include the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror, Rock N Roller Coaster, Splash Mountain, Dinosaur and Mission: Space. (Poster's note: According to one of my sources, this program is essentially the same program aired previously on The Discovery Channel as "America's Thrillmakers.") *

Tuesday, April 13, 5:00 p.m. and 8:00 p.m.: "Disney Cruise Line." A close-up look at the public areas and behind the scenes on the Disney Magic and the Disney Wonder, including segments on the ships' planning, design, and construction, visits to the galley, engine control room, a theatre hosting Broadway-style productions, and the luxurious Walt Disney Suite, and a look at Disney Cruise Line's private island, Castaway Cay.

B. Shows Taking Place at Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Sunday, April 11, 12:00 noon, and Monday, April 12, 6:00 p.m. and 9:00 p.m., Country Music Television (CMT): "LeAnn Rimes In Concert." A concert performance by the country music star at Walt Disney World is intercut with clips of the singer with her family, friends, and band.

And that's going to do it for this time, folks! Thanks for reading have a great week. Until next time (which HOPEFULLY will be next week - the way things have been going this year, you never know!), take care, everyone.

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everybody!

Well, another Oscar night has come and gone; hope everybody had as good a time as I did watching the show. My tickets to the ceremony never arrived (They must have gotten lost in the mail. Yeah, that's it.), so I watched the show on ABC; congrats to Andrew Stainton for his Oscar for Best Animated Feature for "Finding Nemo", and my sympathies to Johnny Depp and Roy E. Disney for not getting the win in their categories. (I was really hoping Roy would get a chance to say something at the Oscars, too...)

Well, enough about the Academy Awards - let's talk about TV shows featuring Disney theme parks! This is going to be your 2 weeks if you like TV shows taking place at WDW, folks; we have episodes from 3 sitcoms featuring WDW or DCL, as well as a reality show that should feature some WDW footage. Not to be outdone, the Travel Channel has got a couple of documentaries about Disney parks on the air, as well. Here's what's coming up. (As always, all times are PST and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted. Programs new to the listings are noted by an asterisk {*} after the description.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Tuesday, March 2, 11:00 a.m.:"Inside Disneyland Paris." A look behind the scenes at the rides, shows and characters of Disney's first European theme park, including a look at headliner attractions such as "Space Mountain", "Honey, I Shrunk the Audience" and "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Peril."

Thursday, March 4, 11:00 a.m.: "Family Vacation In Orlando." Attractions in Orlando, FL, include Walt Disney World, Sea World, the Magic Kingdom, Animal Kingdom, Universal Studios, and the now-closed Cypress Gardens. (Poster's note: This program contains only a couple of minutes of footage of the Walt Disney World Resort; there has been negative feedback on rec.arts.disney.parks about the lack of Disney footage in this program.)

Thursday, March 11, 4:00 p.m.: "Undiscovered Walt Disney World." Discover some of the lesser-known things to do and see at the Walt Disney World Resort, including the Richard Petty Driving Experience, para-sailing on Bay Lake, dinner at Victoria and Albert's, DisneyQuest, La Nouba at Cirque du Soleil, and the Magic Kingdom's SpectroMagic parade.

B. Shows With Segments About Disney Theme Parks

Monday, March 1, 6:00 a.m., Thursday, March 4, 3:00 p.m. and 9:00 p.m., Friday, March 5, 3:00 a.m. and 9:00 a.m., Sunday, March 7, 12:00 a.m., and Monday, March 8, 6:00 a.m., RFDTV: "Making It Grow." Features segments on the agricultural and horticultural aspects of Disneyland and exotic plants found at Epcot.

C. Shows Taking Place at Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Tuesday, March 2, 9:00 p.m., ABC-TV: According to Jim - "When You Wish To Be A Star (Conclusion)." Dana's first task in her new ad agency job is to cast the perfect TV family for the Disney Cruise Line. Cheryl and the kids get the job, but for the role of "dad" Dana's new boss picks a handsome actor over Jim. Episode filmed on a cruise of the "Disney Magic."

Friday, March 5, 3:00 p.m., Saturday, March 6, 9:00 a.m., and Monday, March 8, 9:00 a.m., ABC Family: Full House - "The House Meets The Mouse (Part 1)." The Tanner family visits Walt Disney World.

Friday, March 5. 3:30 p.m., Saturday, March 6, 9:30 a.m., and Tuesday, March 9, 9:00 a.m., ABC Family: Full House - "The House Meets The Mouse (Conclusion)." Jesse & Jimmy have an unexpected visitor during their underwater radio show at Epcot; Danny proposes to Vicky.

Sunday, March 7, 8:00 p.m., ABC-TV: Extreme Makeover: Home Edition - "Mendoza Family." Single mother and social worker Contessa Mendoza and her 3 children go to Walt Disney World while the makeover team and Contessa's friends make dramatic changes to her home, including adding a second floor.*

Wednesday, March 10, 5:30 p.m. and 8:30 p.m., Noggin: Sabrina the Teenage Witch: "Disney World." While visiting Disney's Animal Kingdom, Sabrina makes a potion that will transform her into an animal, but Valerie takes the potion for herself and Libby.

Well, folks, that's all I have for this time out. a poster's note for you fans of these posts: I won't be able to post an update for the next two weeks because I'll be walking in the L.A. Marathon on March 7th, and I'll working on some personal business for about a week after that. I don't want to leave you Disney theme park fans in the lurch for that long, though, so in my absence, may I suggest you visit Kirby Bartlett-Sloan's "Disney Theme Park TV for the Week" page at http://www.bartlett-sloan.net/tv? Kirby does a great job of keeping up with the shows that are coming soon - I use his page as one of my sources for these posts.

Hold on, someone's at the door. Hmm, a package for me?... let's see... Hey, the Academy sent me an Oscar to make up for my missing tickets! "Best Unauthorized Plug for the Academy Awards on Usenet." Oh, there's a note, too: " 'Academy Awards' and 'Oscar' are registered trademarks of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. Please be sure to mention this in your post or we'll sue you for copyright infringement." Boy, those guys at the Academy don't mess around, do they? Anyway, I'll see you folks when I get back -- until then, take care, everyone.

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everybody!

It's my sad duty to report that I've failed you Disney theme park TV show fans. We had a new sitcom on this week featuring DCL, and I missed putting it in the listings last week! This is doubly embarrassing to me, since an acquaintance of mine works on the show and told me to watch for it. Oops. Sorry, folks. Well, all is not lost; as always seems to be the case with sitcoms featuring the Disney parks and resorts, the show's a two-parter, so if you happened to miss this week's episode (like I did), you can still catch the conclusion next week. If you just can't stand starting to watch in the middle of a two-part episode, there's a repeat of another TV show's visit to WDW from a few years ago coming up as well, so you can get your WDW fix while you wait for this new program to reappear in reruns. There's also a show on a cable network I haven't heard of before featuring segments on Disney gardening and a couple of old favorites on the Travel Channel. We've got a little bit of everything this time, folks! Here's what's coming up. (As always, all times are PST and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted. Shows new to the listings are indicated by an asterisk {*} after the show's description.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Thursday, February 26, 12:00 p.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Grand Californian Hotel." Host Samantha Brown visits the premier hotel of the Disneyland Resort, having breakfast with Disney characters at Storytellers' Cafe, getting a look at an exclusive, large, and luxurious suite, and joining a group of teenage hotel guests for some wild rides at Disney's California Adventure.

Tuesday, March 2, 11:00 a.m.:"Inside Disneyland Paris." A look behind the scenes at the rides, shows and characters of Disney's first European theme park, including a look at headliner attractions such as "Space Mountain", "Honey, I Shrunk the Audience" and "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Peril."

B. Shows Featuring Segments About Disney Theme Parks

Thursday, February 26, 3:00 p.m., Friday, February 27, 3:00 a.m., Sunday, February 29, 12:00 a.m., Monday, March 1, 6:00 a.m., Thursday, March 4, 3:00 p.m. and 9:00 p.m., Friday, March 5, 3:00 a.m. and 9:00 a.m., Sunday, March 7, 12:00 a.m., and Monday, March 8, 6:00 a.m., RFDTV: "Making It Grow." {Poster's note: You can't say that they're not giving you plenty of chances to see this show! :) } Features segments on the agricultural and horticultural aspects of Disneyland and exotic plants found at Epcot.*

C. Shows Taking Place At Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Tuesday, March 2, 9:00 p.m., ABC-TV: According to Jim - "When You Wish To Be A Star (Conclusion)." Dana's first task in her new ad agency job is to cast the perfect TV family for the Disney Cruise Line. Cheryl and the kids get the job, but for the role of "dad" Dana's new boss picks a handsome actor over Jim. Episode filmed on a cruise of the "Disney Magic."*

Friday, March 5, 3:00 p.m., and Saturday, March 6, 9:00 a.m., ABC Family: Full House - "The House Meets The Mouse (Part 1)." The Tanner family visits Walt Disney World.

Friday, March 5. 3:30 p.m., and Saturday, March 6, 9:30 a.m., ABC Family: Full House - "The House Meets The Mouse (Conclusion)." Jesse & Jimmy have an unexpected visitor during their underwater radio show at Epcot; Danny proposes to Vicky.

All right, folks, that's going to do it for this time -- Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to hide out someplace until my face is no longer beet red from embarassment over the mistake I made. :) Have a good week, and I'll be back again soon. Until then, take care, everyone!

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everyone - I'm back!

Happy Presidents Day, folks - everybody enjoy the holiday? Ah, it's good to be back in the (relative) warmth of California after spending a week freezing my...uh, mouse ears... off in Washington DC. Well, we've gt a couple of good shows on this week and next; nothing new just yet, but hang in there - we'll probably be seeing something pretty soon! Here's what 's coming up. (As usual, all times are PST and all shows are on the Travel Cahnnel unless otherwise noted.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Monday, February 23, 8:30 a.m., and Thursday, February 26, 12:00 p.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Grand Californian Hotel." Host Samantha Brown visits the premier hotel of the Disneyland Resort, having breakfast with Disney characters at Storytellers' Cafe, getting a look at an exclusive, large, and luxurious suite, and joining a group of teenage hotel guests for some wild rides at Disney's California Adventure.

Monday, February 23, 11:00 a.m.: "Disney's Imagineers." Learn about the process behind the creation of attractions for the Disney theme parks, from initial concept to design to construction and testing, and explore some of WDW's most popular attractions, such as Pirates of the Caribbean, Splash Mountain, and the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror.

B. Shows Taking Place at Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Tuesday, February 17, 9:00 a.m., Oxygen: Roseanne - "Disney World War II." Walt Disney World has a profound effect on Roseanne's usually complaining brood.

And that's going to do it for this time, gang! Everybody have a good week.

Until next time, take care, everyone.

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everybody!

Yeah, I know, I'm late again -- sorry, folks. To borrow a favorite quote of mine from John Lennon, "Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans", and life's been happening to me in spades the last few weeks. Anyway, enough excuses. At least I picked a good time of year to be so busy I can't post - there's not much on TV right now. At least we get to see a little of WDW on prime-time network TV, so it ain't all bad. Here's what's coming up. (As always, all times are PST and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted.)

A. Shows Taking Place at Disney Theme Parks

Thursday, February 5, 9:00 p.m., ABC: "Extreme Makeover." A couple undergo makeovers and reveal the results to their families on their wedding day at Walt Disney World.

Friday, February 13, 3:30 p.m., and Monday, February 16, 9:30 a.m., Oxygen: Roseanne - "We're Going to Disney World." Roseanne decides to use Dan's severance check to take the family to Walt Disney World.

Monday, February 16, 3:00 p.m., Oxygen: Roseanne - "Disney World War II." Walt Disney World has a profound effect on Roseanne's usually complaining brood.

Well, that's going to do it, folks. Not a whole lot on, is there? Hopefully, we'll see a bit more programming in the future. Alas, some more life is going to be happening to me pretty soon, so I have to disappear for a little while; I won't be able to post an update next week, but I should be back on the week on February 16th. Until then, everyone have a good Valentine's Day and a safe and happy President's Day weekend. Talk to you again soon. Until then, take care,everyone!

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everyone!

My apologies to fans of these posts {I think I'm up to five now! :)} for not getting a post out last week -- I've been traveling the last two weekends. My apologies if you missed something good while I was gone. Well, folks, if you like shows about Disney theme parks on the Travel Channel, this is your week - we have several good documentaries airing this week. As for next week... um, just a minute...What do you mean "reply hazy, try again" ? Stupid Magic 8-Ball! :( Oh well, maybe something will turn up next time. Meanwhile, here's what's coming up. (As always, all times are PST and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Tuesday, January 27, 1:00 p.m.: "DisneySea Revealed." Get a look at the attractions, shows, water pageants, and restaurants (as well as a very popular fast food cart) at Disney's latest Japanese theme park, a park themed to the seas that cost almost 3 billion dollars and took 10 years to design and construct.

Tuesday, January 27, 2:00 p.m.: "Inside Walt Disney Studios Paris." A look at the construction, the shows, parades, and attractions of Disney's newest theme park, a movie studio park in Europe featuring movie-based attractions such as "Cinemagique", "Armageddon", and the "Moteurs Action" stunt show and thrill rides such as "Rock N' Roller Coaster Starring Aerosmith."

Tuesday, January 27, 3:00 p.m.: "Walt Disney World Resort: Behind the Scenes." Explore the history and the inner workings of the Florida Disney theme parks in an in-depth, behind the scenes tour of America's favorite vacation destination.

Tuesday, January 27, 4:00 p.m. and 11:00 p.m., and Sunday, February 1, 9:00 a.m.: "Undiscovered Walt Disney World." Discover some of the lesser-known things to see and do at the Walt Disney World Resort, including the Richard Petty Driving Experience, para-sailing on Bay Lake, dinner at Victoria and Albert's, DisneyQuest, La Nouba at Cirque du Soleil, and the Magic Kingdom's SpectroMagic parade.

Friday, January 30, 2:00 p.m.: "Disney's Imagineers." Learn about the process behind the creation of attractions for the Disney theme parks, from initial concept to design to construction and testing, and explore some of WDW's most popular attractions, such as Pirates of the Caribbean, Splash Mountain, and the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror.

Friday, January 30, 6:00 p.m. and 9:00 p.m., and Saturday, January 31, 9:00 a.m.: "Disney Cruise Line." A close-up look at the public areas and behind the scenes on the Disney Magic and the Disney Wonder, including segments on the ships' planning, design, and construction, visits to the galley, engine control room, a theatre hosting Broadway-style productions, the luxurious Walt Disney Suite, and a look at Disney Cruise Line's private island, Castaway Cay.

B. Shows Taking Place at Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Wednesday, January 28, 10:00 a.m, ABC Family: Family Matters - "We're Going To Disney World (Part 1)." As a finalist in an inventors contest, Steve invites the Winslows on his trip to Walt Disney World, where Laura has a fantasy romance --with Stefan Urquelle.

Wednesday, January 28, 10:30 a.m., ABC Family: Family Matters - "We're Going To Disney World (Conclusion)." Myra rushes to Walt Disney World, fearing something is amiss with Steve - and it's no Mickey Mouse worry: He's proposed to Laura by the time Myra arrives.

OK, folks, that's going to do it for this time! Enjoy the Super Bowl (Who's playing again? Told you I've been busy!) and have a god week. Aw, what the heck, let's give the ol' Magic 8 Ball one last shake before we go, maybe we'll get something interesting...Wait, is that Madam Leota in there? No doubt about it, I've got to get this thing fixed! I'll be back soon; until then, take care, everyone.

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everybody!

Things are still pretty quiet on the Disney theme parks TV show front, folks. We've got one -- count 'em, one -- show on this week, and we've got one show about WDW on the Travel Channel next week. However, the outlook isn't totally bleak; Regis and Kelly will be at the Disneyland Resort week after next, so if you can stand R & K, there's a chance to get your theme park fix. Here's what's coming up. (As always, all times are PST and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Tuesday, January 20, 8:30 a.m., and Thursday, January 22, 12:00 p.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Wilderness Lodge." Host Samantha Brown explores the Walt Disney World hotel inspired by the great national park lodges, going on a quest to find the Fire Rock Geyser and taking a wild ride through the wilderness on the Magic Kingdom's Big Thunder Mountain Railroad.

B. Shows Taking Place at Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Wednesday, January 14, 7:00 a.m., The Learning Channel: A Wedding Story -"Jen and Tom." A couple who met while portraying Cinderella and Prince Charming at Walt Disney World plan their real-life wedding.

Monday, January 19 through Friday, January 22, 9:00 a.m., ABC: "Live With Regis and Kelly." Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa host a week of shows from the Disneyland Resort.

And that's all I have for this time out, gang! Have a good week and enjoy the Martin Luther King Day holiday. For those of you that are NFFC members (and those of you living in southern California who love a good bargain on Disneyana), I hope to see you next weekend at the 2004 NFFC Kickoff and the Strictly Disneyana Show and Sale! I'll be back soon; until then, take care, everyone.

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everybody

-- Happy New Year!

Well, on the heels of my long list of Disney theme park TV shows from last week, this week we've got my shortest list of programs in quite a while. How short is it? How about so short that the only show on it is on the week after next? 'Fraid that's what we've got this time, folks -- hope you've got some shows on tape to watch. Here's what coming up. (Times are PST unless otherwise noted.)

A. Shows Taking Place at Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Wednesday, January 14, 7:00 a.m., The Learning Channel: A Wedding Story - "Jen and Tom." A couple who met while portraying Cinderella and Prince Charming at Walt Disney World plan their real-life wedding.

And that's all I have. Sad, isn't it? Let's hope well see more shows soon, folks. To all you brave/crazy people (your choice as to which you think you are) who will be running the Walt Disney World Marathon and Half-Marathon next Sunday, best of luck to you from a marathoner-in-training -- I hope to be out there with you for the 2005 WDW Marathon. Have a good week and I'll be back soon. Take care, everyone!

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everyone!

Sorry for my temporary absence - had a "perfect storm" of work, home, and holiday events to deal with. Since the storm's apparently broken (or I'm in the eye of the storm, I'm not sure which), thought I'd bring you up to date with what's coming up on the tube.

This is definitely you week if you like music, folks - we have a couple of new music-related events from WDW to catch. We've also got a new documentary featuring WDW from the Discovery Channel, as well as some visits from Roseanne and Samantha Brown. I'm even going to throw in a couple of parades for you this time! Get that VCR or TiVo programmed before you go to those New Year's parties, folks. (Trust me, programming a VCR isn't something you want to try to do with a hangover.) Here's what's coming up. (As always, all times are PST and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted. New shows are noted with an asterisk {*} after the description.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Friday, January 2, 5:00 p.m. and 8:00 p.m., and Sunday, January 4, 1:00 p.m., Discovery Channel: "America's Thrillmakers". A look at the rides at Walt Disney World focuses on the thought and imagination that go into creating them and the riders' reactions to what they experience. Attractions featured include the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror, Rock N Roller Coaster, Splash Mountain, Dinosaur and Mission: Space.*

Sunday, January 4, 6:00 a.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Wilderness Lodge." Host Samantha Brown explores the Walt Disney World hotel inspired by the great national park lodges, going on a quest to find the Fire Rock Geyser and taking a wild ride through the wilderness on the Magic Kingdom's Big Thunder Mountain Railroad.

Sunday, January 4, 7:00 a.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Animal Kingdom Lodge." Host Samantha Brown takes us on a tour of Walt Disney World's African-themed resort, including a special early-morning safari at Disney's Animal Kingdom.

B. Shows Taking Place At Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Monday, December 29, 11:00 p.m., Tuesday, December 30, 2:00 a.m, 8:00 p.m., and 11:00, Nick at Nite: Roseanne - "We're Going to Disney World." Roseanne decides to use Dan's severance check to take the family to Walt Disney World.

Monday, December 29, 11:30 p.m., Tuesday, December 30, 2:30 a.m., 8:30 p.m., and 11:30 p.m., Nick at Nite: Roseanne - "Disney World War II." Walt Disney World has a profound effect on Roseanne's usually complaining brood.

Wednesday, December 31, 11:30 p.m., Telemundo: "La Fiesta De Ano Nuevo en WDW." (Poster's note: I know the word "ano" is spelled wrong and I know what it means the way it's spelled, so please don't post a response. I can't do foreign characters with my e-mail program!) New Year's celebration from Walt Disney World hosted by Luisa Fernanda Lozano and Roberto Angelelli and featuring performances by India, Obie Bermudez, Azul Azul, Bobby Pulido, Ilegales, and El General . (Poster's other note: Program will be broadcast in Spanish.)*

Thursday, January 1, 7:00 p.m., and Sunday, January 4, 9:00 a.m., Hallmark Channel: "Night of Joy." Grammy-award winner Michael W. Smith and Grammy nominee Stacie Orrico co-host and perform in a celebration of contemporary Christian music from Walt Disney World.*

C. Special: Parades Featuring Disney Theme Park Floats

Thursday, January 1 - Sunday, January 4; syndicated - check local listings for time and channel: "Florida Citrus Sports Parade." The kickoff parade for Orlando's Florida Citrus Bowl, featuring marching bands and floats entered by various Florida theme parks including Walt Disney World.*

Thursday, January 1, 8:00 a.m. (will be rebroadcast on some channels - check local listings), ABC, NBC, CBS, Univision, Telemundo, Home and Garden Television, Travel Channel, and syndicated: "Tournament of Roses Parade." The annual New Year's Day spectacular from Pasadena California, featuring an Disney-sponsored float themed to the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror that will be the tallest float in parade history at almost 100 feet high.*

Whew! Made it through a long list this time! Hope everybody has a happy and safe New Year's - please don't drink and drive and DEFINITELY don't shoot guns into the air at midnight (what goes up must come down, folks; I had an acquaintance who was injured by a falling bullet a few years back). I'll talk to you again soon; until then, take care, everybody.

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everyone!

Sorry I'm late again, folks - I've been I've been out doing my Christmas shopping this week and it's just been a nightmare. Excuse me a moment. please. LADY, LET GO OF THE "CHICKEN DANCE ELMO"! I BOUGHT IT TWO HOURS AGO! (Clears throat.) Sorry. If, unlike me, you're done with your Christmas preparations, you've got a lot of shows to look forward to in the next week and a half - including some new shows from WDW! Looks like we Disney theme parks fans are getting a lot of nice Christmas gifts from the TV networks. Here's what's coming up. (As always, all times are PST and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted. Shows new to the listings are noted by an asterisk {*} after the listing.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Friday, December 19, 11:00 a.m.: "DisneySea Revealed." Get a look at the attractions, shows, water pageants, and restaurants (as well as a very popular fast food cart) at Disney's latest Japanese theme park, a park themed to the seas that cost almost 3 billion dollars and took 10 years to design and construct.

Friday, December 19, 6:00 p.m. and 9:00 p.m., Saturday, December 20, 9:00 a.m., Tuesday, December 23, 5:00 p.m. and 8:00 p.m., and Thursday, December 25, 9:00 a.m., 6:00 p.m., and 9:00 p.m.: "Walt Disney World Holidays." Host Samantha Brown heads to Walt Disney World for a festive holiday getaway, taking a look behind the scenes at all the work that goes into decorating the resort's parks and hotels for the holidays and seeing special events such as the visits by different countries' Santas to the World Showcase pavilions at Epcot, the Epcot tree lighting ceremony, Mickey's Very Merry Christmas Party, and the special holiday edition of the "Wishes" fireworks show at the Magic Kingdom.

Tuesday, December 23, 6:00 a.m., and Sunday, December 28, 7:00 a.m.: Great Hotels- "Disney's Yacht & Beach Club." Host Samantha Brown takes us on a tour of Walt Disney World's seaside-themed resorts and nearby attractions, such as Disney's Boardwalk and Epcot's World Showcase. Watch as Samantha finds out why the sundae at Beaches and Cream is called "The Kitchen Sink!"

Tuesday, December 23, 8:30 a.m. and 1:30 p.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Grand Californian Hotel." Host Samantha Brown visits the premier hotel of the Disneyland Resort, having breakfast with Disney characters at Storytellers' Cafe, getting a look at an exclusive, large, and luxurious suite, and joining a group of teenage hotel guests for some wild rides at Disney's California Adventure.

Thursday, December 25, 7:00 p.m. and 10:00 p.m.: "Disney Cruise Line." A close-up look at the public areas and behind the scenes on the Disney Magic and the Disney Wonder, including segments on the ships' planning, design, and construction, visits to the galley, engine control room, a theatre hosting Broadway-style productions, and the luxurious Walt Disney Suite, and a look at Disney Cruise Line's private island, Castaway Cay.

B. Shows With Segments About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Wednesday, December 24, 7:00 a.m.: World's Best - "Cruise Ships." A countdown of the world's best cruise ship vacations includes a segment on the Disney Wonder.

C. Shows Taking Place at Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Sunday, December 21, 5:00 a.m., Nick At Nite: Full House - "The House Meets The Mouse (Part 1)." The Tanner family visits Walt Disney World.

Sunday, December 21, 5:30 a.m., Nick at Nite: Full House - "The House Meets The Mouse (conclusion)." Jesse & Jimmy have an unexpected visitor during their underwater radio show at Epcot; Danny proposes to Vicky.

Tuesday, December 23, 7:00 p.m. and 10:00 p.m., Golf Channel: "Funai Classic Highlights." A review of the 1999 golf tournament held at Walt Disney World, won by Tiger Woods.*

Thursday, December 25, 10:00 a.m., ABC-TV: "Walt Disney World Christmas Day Parade." Disney characters parade down Main Street U.S.A. in the Magic Kingdom and guests such as Clay Aiken, Enrique Iglesias, Carlos Ponce, LeAnn Rimes, and Jessica Simpson perform in this year's edition of the annual holiday event hosted by Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa.*

Thursday, December 25, 10:00 a.m., and Friday, December 26, 12:00 a.m., Univision: "Primer Festival De Mariachi Desde Disney." 6 young contestants chosen from cities throughout the country vie for a grand prize of $10,000 in the finals of a mariachi music contest held at Walt Disney World. Featuring performances by Mariachi Vargas De Tecatitlan, Los Camperos De Nati Cano, Mariachi Cobre, and a special presentation by Ana Barbara. (Poster's note: Program will be broadcast in Spanish.)

Saturday, December 27, 7:00 p.m., Telemundo: "A Ritmo De Noches Latinos en Walt Disney World." Music, attractions and fun from Orlando, featuring appearances by India, Bate Q' Bate, Bobby Pulido, Alena Hernandez, El General, and many others. (Poster's note: Program will be broadcast in Spanish.)*

Sunday, December 28, 3:00 p.m., Disney Channel: Boy Meets World - "The Happiest Show on Earth." Cory heads to Walt Disney World with the hopes of winning back Topanga, but she thinks he has other plans.

Well, that's all there is, folks (but that's a lot!). I hope everyone is having and continues to have a happy and healthy holiday season (get your flu shots soon if haven't gotten them already!), and I'll talk to you again soon. As for me, it's time to head back out to the mall. Let's see... Wallet filled with cash and credit cards? Check. Christmas list? Check. Catcher's mask, flak jacket, elbow pads, knee pads, and gloves? Check. I'm all set! Take care, everyone!

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everyone!

"Oh the weather outside is frightful/ But TV is so delightful./ Let's watch another theme park show./Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow..." :)

Had enough of shopping? Heck, had enough of being out in the cold? Well, we've got some good shows about the parks coming up, including a new special from our old friend Samantha Brown; you're going to especially like the next couple of weeks if you're a fan of the Disney Cruise Line or you're trying to convince your loved ones to take a DCL cruise, because we have several airings of a couple of shows about the Mouse's cruise ships. Take some time out from the holiday madness, pull up a chair in front of the TV, and start dreaming of a Disney Christmas! Here's what's coming up. (As always, all times are PST and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Wednesday, December 10, 12:00 p.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Animal Kingdom Lodge." Host Samantha Brown takes us on a tour of Walt Disney World's African-themed resort, including a special early-morning safari at Disney's Animal Kingdom.

Sunday, December 14, 5:00 p.m. and 8:00 p.m.: "Disneyland Resort: Behind The Scenes." Explore the world-famous California theme park and its California-themed sister park and have a look at rides and shows such as the Matterhorn Bobsleds, the Indiana Jones Adventure, Soarin' Over California, and Aladdin: A Musical Spectacular. Gain access to places seldom seen by the public, including Walt Disney's private apartment and a secret club in New Orleans Square.

Sunday, December 14, 6:00 p.m. and 9:00 p.m., and Thursday, December 25, 6:00 p.m. and 9:00 p.m.: "Walt Disney World Holidays." Host Samantha Brown heads to Walt Disney World for a festive holiday getaway.

Sunday, December 14, 7:00 p.m. and 10:00 p.m., and Thursday, December 25, 7:00 p.m. and 10:00 p.m.: "Disney Cruise Line." A close-up look at the public areas and behind the scenes on the Disney Magic and the Disney Wonder, including segments on the ships' planning, design, and construction, visits to the galley, engine control room, a theatre hosting Broadway-style productions, and the luxurious Walt Disney Suite, and a look at Disney Cruise Line's private island, Castaway Cay.

Friday, December 19, 11:00 a.m.: "DisneySea Revealed." Get a look at the attractions, shows, water pageants, and restaurants (as well as a very popular fast food cart) at Disney's latest Japanese theme park, a park themed to the seas that cost almost 3 billion dollars and took 10 years to design and construct.

B. Shows With Segments About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Friday, December 12, 4:00 p.m. and 11:00 p.m., and Sunday, December 14, 9:00 a.m.: World's Best - "Cruise Ships." A countdown of the world's best cruise ship vacations includes a segment on the Disney Wonder.

C. Shows Taking Place at Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Wednesday, December 10, 11:30 a.m., The Learning Channel: A Wedding Story - "Kelly and Robert." A couple prepares for their fairy-tale Disney wedding at WDW's Grand Floridian Resort.

Well, that's going to do it for this time, folks! Hope the weather gets nice or stays nice wherever you are and lots of luck finding those special gifts for your friends and family; I'll be back here with more shows for you soon. Until then, take care, everyone.

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everyone -- happy holidays!

Well, folks, if you need to get your Christmas shopping done or you live near one of the parks and want to admire the decorations, this week would be a pretty good time to do it -- which is my way of saying that there's not much new on about the parks this week; everybody at the Travel Channel and the other TV networks figures we're Disneyed out, I guess. (Is there such a thing? I really doubt it!) A few old favorites will be on, though, so it's not you're going to have to go cold turkey or anything. (Is it just me or is anyone else so full from Thanksgiving dinner that they don't even want to say the word "turkey"? Bleah.) Anyway, here's what's coming up. As always, all times are PST and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Tuesday December 2, 12:00 p.m., and Thursday, December 4, 9:00 a.m: Great Hotels - "Disney's Wilderness Lodge." Host Samantha Brown explores the Walt Disney World hotel inspired by the great national park lodges, going on a quest to find the Fire Rock Geyser and taking a wild ride through the wilderness on the Magic Kingdom's Big Thunder Mountain Railroad.

Thursday, December 4, 11:00 a.m.: "Disney's Imagineers." Learn about the process behind the creation of attractions for the Disney theme parks, from initial concept to design to construction and testing, and explore some of WDW's most popular attractions, such as Pirates of the Caribbean, Splash Mountain, and the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror.

Thursday, December 4, 4:00 p.m. and 11:00 p.m.: "Inside Walt Disney Studios Paris." A look at the construction, the shows, parades, and attractions of Disney's newest theme park, a movie studio park in Europe featuring movie -based attractions such as "Cinemagique", "Armageddon", and the "Moteurs Action" stunt show and thrill rides such as "Rock N' Roller Coaster Starring Aerosmith."

Wednesday, December 10, 12:00 p.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Animal Kingdom Lodge." Host Samantha Brown takes us on a tour of Walt Disney World's African-themed resort, including a special early-morning safari at Disney's Animal Kingdom.

B. Shows With Segments About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Sunday, December 7, 9:00 a.m., Discovery Channel: "Seven Wonders of America." A program discussing some of America's largest and most impressive man-made creations includes a segment on the ships of the Disney Cruise Line.

C. Shows Taking Place at Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Tuesday, December 2, 11:00 a.m., and Wednesday, December 10, 11:30 a.m., The Learning Channel: A Wedding Story - "Kelly and Robert." A couple prepares for their fairy-tale Disney wedding at WDW's Grand Floridian Resort.

And that'll do it for this time, folks! Everybody have a good week, good luck with your Christmas shopping, and I'll be back soon. Until then, take care, everybody.

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch"

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everybody!

Sorry I'm late, folks - things have been really chaotic here getting everything ready for Thanksgiving dinner - but not for the reasons you'd expect. You see, someone sent me a turkey as a Thanksgiving gift -- only it's still alive and gobbling! Stand still, you little bugger, I've got you n-- (CRASH!) Darn! Almost had him that time. (Yelling to his beloved fiancée) That was just the living room lamp, honey -- it's still in one piece! (Under his breath). Sort of. Anyway, I'm kind of busy trying to catch this guy, so without further ado, here's what's coming up. Heeerrree, turkey, turkey, turkey... Niiiiice turkey... (As always, all times are PST and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise listed; shows new to the listings are indicated by an asterisk {*} after the description.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Thursday, November 27, 12:00 p.m.: "Disneyland Resort: Behind The Scenes." Explore the world-famous California theme park and its California-themed sister park and have a look at rides and shows such as the Matterhorn Bobsleds, the Indiana Jones Adventure, Soarin' Over California, and Aladdin: A Musical Spectacular. Gain access to places seldom seen by the public, including Walt Disney's private apartment and a secret club in New Orleans Square.

Tuesday, December 2, 12:00 p.m., and Thursday, December 4, 9:00 a.m: Great Hotels - "Disney's Wilderness Lodge." Host Samantha Brown explores the Walt Disney World hotel inspired by the great national park lodges, going on a quest to find the Fire Rock Geyser and taking a wild ride through the wilderness on the Magic Kingdom's Big Thunder Mountain Railroad.

Thursday, December 4, 11:00 a.m.: "Disney's Imagineers." Learn about the process behind the creation of attractions for the Disney theme parks, from initial concept to design to construction and testing, and explore some of WDW's most popular attractions, such as Pirates of the Caribbean, Splash Mountain, and the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror.

Thursday, December 4, 4:00 p.m. and 11:00 p.m.: "Inside Walt Disney Studios Paris." A look at the construction, the shows, parades, and attractions of Disney's newest theme park, a movie studio park in Europe featuring movie-based attractions such as "Cinemagique", "Armageddon", and the "Moteurs Action" stunt show and thrill rides such as "Rock N' Roller Coaster Starring Aerosmith."

B. Shows Taking Place at Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Sunday, November 30, 7:00 p.m., Univision: "Primer Festival De Mariachi Desde Disney." 6 young contestants chosen from cities throughout the country vie for a grand prize of $10,000 in the finals of a mariachi music contest held at Walt Disney World. Featuring performances by Mariachi Vargas De Tecatitlan, Los Camperos De Nati Cano, Mariachi Cobre, and a special presentation by Ana Barbara. (Poster's note: Program will be broadcast in Spanish.)*

Tuesday, December 2, 11:00 a.m., The Learning Channel: A Wedding Story - "Kelly and Robert." A couple prepares for their fairy-tale Disney wedding at WDW's Grand Floridian Resort.

All right folks, that's going to do it for this time. I think I've got him cornered! Now I'll just reach out and... OUCH! He pecked me! Come back here! (CRASH!) Sigh. (To beloved fiancée) Honey, how would you feel about going vegetarian for Thanksgiving this year? (To turkey) Sound good to you? (Turkey gobbles.) Then it's settled. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody, and take care.

-- Paul Schnebelen
"Monorail one, clear for dispatch" --------

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

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A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Tuesday, November 18, 9:00 a.m., and Thursday, November 20, 12:30 p.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Grand Floridian." Host Samantha Brown shows us the premier hotel of the Walt Disney World resort and spends some time having fun at the Magic Kingdom.

Friday, November 21, 9:30 a.m.: Great Hotels: "Disney's Yacht & Beach Club." Host Samantha Brown takes us on a tour of Walt Disney World's seaside-themed resorts and nearby attractions, such as Disney's Boardwalk and Epcot's World Showcase. Watch as Samantha finds out why the sundae at Beaches and Cream is called "The Kitchen Sink!"

Thursday, November 27, 12:00 p.m.: "Disneyland Resort: Behind The Scenes." Explore the world-famous California theme park and its California-themed sister park and have a look at rides and shows such as the Matterhorn Bobsleds, the Indiana Jones Adventure, Soarin' Over California, and Aladdin: A Musical Spectacular. Gain access to places seldom seen by the public, including Walt Disney's private apartment and a secret club in New Orleans Square.

B. Shows Taking Place at Disney Theme Parks

Monday, November 17, 5:30 p.m., Nickolodeon: Sabrina the Teenage Witch: "Disney World." While visiting Disney's Animal Kingdom, Sabrina makes a potion that will transform her into an animal, but Valerie takes the potion for herself and Libby.*

Wednesday, November 19, 4:00 p.m., Thursday, November 20, 5:00 p.m. and 9:00 p.m., and Saturday, November 22, 5:00 p.m., Country Music Television: "LeAnn Rimes In Concert." A concert performance by the country music star at Walt Disney World is intercut with clips of the singer with her family, friends, and band.*

Saturday, November 22, 9:30 a.m., ABC Family: Step By Step - "We're Going To Disney World (Part 1)". Frank's mom treats everyone to a trip to WDW, but there's some unexpected baggage - Rich and Flash; J.T. and Rick don't waste any time in pursuing girls. Special guest: June Lockhart.

Sunday, November 23, 9:30 a.m., ABC Family: Step By Step - "We're Going To Disney World (Conclusion)". During a trip to WDW, Flash tries to break a record for visiting every attraction, money and women come between J.T. and Rick, and the girls argue over a singing contest.

C. Bonus: Shows About Other Disney-Related Destinations

Monday, November 17, 7:30 p.m., KCET-TV (PBS), Los Angeles (This program may air on other PBS stations - check local listings). California's Gold. - "Barns." A program about barns includes a visit to Walt's Barn, the barn built for Walt's backyard railroad that now resides on the grounds of a miniature train enthusiasts' club in Los Angeles' Griffith Park.

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-- Paul Schnebelen "Monorail one, clear for dispatch"

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.

Hello again, everyone!

Something's not quite right here, folks. It's November - which means November sweeps, the time where networks bring out lots of exciting stuff, yet there aren't a whole lot of new shows about the Disney parks coming out. Please note that I said there were only a few new shows, not none -- "Great Hotels" is premiering a new show on the Grand Californian this week, and the Travel Channel will be re-broadcasting their new show on the Disneyland Resort soon, so Disneyland fans, set your VCRs and PVRs! Here's what's coming up. (As always, all times are PST and all shows are on the Travel Channel unless otherwise noted.)

A. Shows About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Monday, November 10, 12:00 p.m., Wednesday, November 12, 9:00 a.m. : Great Hotels - "Disney's Grand Californian Hotel." Host Samantha Brown visits the newest hotel at the Disneyland Resort, including having breakfast with Disney characters at Storytellers' Cafe and joining a group of teenagers for a wild rollercoaster ride.

Thursday, November 13, 9:00 a.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Animal Kingdom Lodge." Host Samantha Brown takes us on a tour of Walt Disney World's African-themed resort, including a special early-morning safari at Disney's Animal Kingdom. Tuesday, November 18, 9:00 a.m., and Thursday, November 20, 12:30 p.m.: Great Hotels - "Disney's Grand Floridian." Host Samantha Brown shows us the premier hotel of the Walt Disney World resort and spends some time having fun at the Magic Kingdom.

Friday, November 21, 9:30 a.m.: Great Hotels: "Disney's Yacht & Beach Club." Host Samantha Brown takes us on a tour of Walt Disney World's seaside-themed resorts and nearby attractions, such as Disney's Boardwalk and Epcot's World Showcase. Watch as Samantha finds out why the sundae at Beaches and Cream is called "The Kitchen Sink!"

Thursday, November 27, 12:00 p.m.: "Disneyland Resort: Behind The Scenes." Explore the world-famous California theme park and its California-themed sister park for a look at rides and shows such as the Matterhorn Bobsleds, the Indiana Jones Adventure, Soarin' Over California, and Aladdin: A MusicalSpectacular. Gain access to places seldom seen by the public, including Walt Disney's private apartment and a secret club in New Orleans Square.

B. Shows With Segments About Disney Theme Parks and Resorts

Monday, November 10, 9:30 a.m., Food Network: Wolfgang Puck - "Adventures in Seafood." Features a segment on the now-closed Avalon Cove Restaurant at Disney's California Adventure.

C. Bonus: Shows About Other Disney-Related Destinations

Monday, November 17, 7:30 p.m., KCET-TV (PBS), Los Angeles (This program may air on other PBS stations - check local listings). California's Gold. - "Barns." A program about barns includes a visit to Walt'sBarn, the barn built for Walt's backyard railroad that now resides on the grounds of a miniature train enthusiasts' club in Los Angeles' Griffith Park.

And that's about it for this time, gang! I'll be back soon - until then, take care, everyone.

-- Paul Schnebelen "Monorail one, clear for dispatch"

*All times are PST and all shows are on The Disney Channel unless otherwise noted.